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So you just found out your partner's a porn star

  • 08-07-2008 05:51PM
    #1
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭


    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?


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  • #2
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?
    So long as she didn't have a dick, it would be fine with me.


  • #3
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I would see about getting my foot into the business.

    Like some awesome open relationship where you both get paid to **** other people.


  • #4
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Ass Face wrote: »
    So long as she didn't have a dick, it would be fine with me.

    Guessing your a fella depending on which way you swing;)


  • #5
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Straight to the sexual health clinic


  • #6
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Depends, for now roll with it, but in a few years when I want a lovey dovey relationship dump her stretched out ass.


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  • #7
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

    Ride the arse and everything else off her till I saw little black dots in my vision.

    tbh.


  • #8
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    This could never happen. No porn star would be satisfied with my modest genitals.


  • #9
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    I would stick a saddle on her and never fall for the "Ive a headache" line ever again


  • #10
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Straight to the sexual health clinic

    Depends on where she works. If it's high class American stuff then they are tested to hell and back already. If it's low quality Thai you might as well chop it off.:D


  • #11
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    She is? And this is how I find out :mad:


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  • #12
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    This could never happen. No porn star would be satisfied with my modest genitals.
    You will never bag an aids invested whore with that negative attitude :(


  • #13
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    You will never bag an aids invested whore with that negative attitude :(
    what a goal to have in life


  • #14
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    Firstly, I would fast for 24 hours at least, making sure my stomach was largely empty. After carefully wrapping my living room all over in heavy duty plastic, I would tell her to invite a female friend around, provide them with a single drinking vessel containing some choice poo and wait...patiently.


  • #15
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Personally couldn't handle it, bit possessive that way :o


  • #16
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

    Wouldn't even shake his hand (who knows where it's been?) never mind let him near me with the money maker, fast track an std appointment too:eek:.

    No thanks.


  • #17
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

    Id take 50% industry standard pimpage fee.


  • #18
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Maximilian wrote: »
    Firstly, I would fast for 24 hours at least, making sure my stomach was largely empty. After carefully wrapping my living room all over in heavy duty plastic, I would tell her to invite a female friend around, provide them with a single drinking vessel containing some choice poo and wait...patiently.

    Disgusting but I still lol'd :(


  • #19
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    She'd be out the door quite fast.


  • #20
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,587 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    I'd want to know how I somehow hadn't managed to see her on the internet in that year.... :P


  • #21
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Holsten wrote: »
    She'd be out the door quite fast.
    Indeed, insta-dumped.


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  • #22
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Outside of the health issue, wouldn't be concerned in the slightest.


  • #23
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    All the more reason to regularly check porn sites for vigilance purposes...


  • #24
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    would never happen, i wouldn't date a tallaght women working in a chip shop with hoopy ear rings.


  • #25
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Meh, no-one's ever complained ...


  • #26
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Meh, no-one's ever complained ...

    ..meah.. your sister knew from the start that u wer in pr0n. :pac:


    Oooow. 4000k posts. Milestone spammage.


  • #27
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Aye, she mentioned you used to always put on my films to ... help you get started ... ;)


  • #28
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    It'd be quite useful. :)


  • #29
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Aye, she mentioned you used to always put on my films to ... help you get started ... ;)

    no no.. ive always declined randylonghorns sloppy seconds :pac: :pac:


  • #30
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    As long as she got paid loads and didn't have any STD's, I'd be alright with it.

    I'd be delighted that a porn star was with me of her own free will. :D


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  • #31
    donkeymonster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭donkeymonster


    I found out my ex was a dancer in a club in russia. She told me she didnt take her clothes off but i didnt believe her. Esp. after i went to the same club and there was nothing but topless dancers. Def get rid. Move on. It might not worry you too much at the minute but it'll eat away at you and you'll def want to get rid.


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