What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Solarball10 · 07-07-2008 12:59PM #1

WHY do we do it? I reckon mine was deffo Saturday night...downing shot after shot of straight vodka is NOT a good idea...and I'm STILL paying for it

Most embarrassing bit was probably having to be put to bed after throwing up ALOT...(and it wasn't my house)

as the old saying goes... "i'm never drinking again"..... :rolleyes:

meglome · 07-07-2008 01:02PM

I can't remember

funk-you · 07-07-2008 01:02PM

ozzyoh wrote: »

"i'm never drinking again".....

LIAR!

-Funk

Aspiration · 07-07-2008 01:05PM

The last time I drank vodka, I woke up in a shed.

Xavi6 · 07-07-2008 01:05PM

Last year, football team night out. Waaaay too many straight Jaegers mixed with bourbon and cokes.

Got home someone in a taxi and collapsed onto the bed. Lasted five minutes before stumbling to the bathroom and getting sick EVERYWHERE except in the bowl. Hit the walls, the floor, the shower door, the lot. When I finished I calmly got back into bed and passed out. Woke up the next morning the find the bathroom spotless. The missus had cleaned it so the our housemates could have a shower that morning!

I remember next to nothing and have relied on second hand info for this account of the story.

Solarball10 · 07-07-2008 01:07PM

funk-you wrote: »

LIAR!

-Funk

OK, I'll rephrase it to "i'm never drinking straight vodka again" !! Because that IS true! oh me stomach.....:(

dade · 07-07-2008 01:10PM

not me but a buddy of mine went up to the toilet to fell asleep sitting on the throne. With the door open. which is bad enough except that when you walk in the front door the stairs id directly in front of you and at the top of that is the throne room. not a pretty picture

funk-you · 07-07-2008 01:13PM

ozzyoh wrote: »

OK, I'll rephrase it to "i'm never drinking straight vodka again" !! Because that IS true! oh me stomach.....:(

Again.....LIAR! Just wait a copuple of weeks and the memory of the pain won't be as bad then BAM! Head-Bowl city!

-Funk

mollydolly271 · 07-07-2008 01:14PM

years ago i woke up in a ditch outside a big diy store with all the trucks going in and workers just lookin at me like i was crazy(dont blame them) i was only about 16 and in a mini ha ha oh how times have changed...i would harly fit in a mini cooper now never mind a mini skirt???????

07-07-2008 01:15PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtR4X6x5d7I

Yeah Lasted a Week last October in London and It was pretty eventful.

Im lucky in the respects that I dont get Hangovers but I feckin remember everything I do ,which is not a good thing when you do numerous stuipid things,like remembering who broke the couch when you though you could do a high jump over it and getting up on stage at a gig and playing air-guitar next to them.......:o

I'm definitely doin it again:D

Johnny Storm · 07-07-2008 01:18PM

A former boss of mine told me that one time an army friend of his was so drunk that he did a crap in his pants and didnt even know. I was impressed.

Solarball10 · 07-07-2008 01:23PM

funk-you wrote: »

Again.....LIAR! Just wait a copuple of weeks and the memory of the pain won't be as bad then BAM! Head-Bowl city!

-Funk

nuh uh....never never again! i PROMISE... (and i never break my promises)

eamoss · 07-07-2008 01:26PM

I was 16 out in a nightclub one Saturday which was over 18.

Sambuca and Budweiser went down like water, then a few hours later I was going mental on the dance floor. There was about an hour left I went to the toilet and I never came back out

had to carried out by the bouncer, I had like 20 missed calls from my mates looking for me but I was too fúck to answer my phone. So got in the taxi and it had to pull over 2 or 3 times because I thought I was going to get sick but I never did. We ended back in town and my mates got food then two of my mates carried me home and put me to bed.

Was a good night

Was talk of a school the next week but not the one I was in :eek:

Never been as bad as I was that night.

Cant drink Sambuca or Budweiser since that night.

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 01:30PM

Johnny Storm wrote: »

A former boss of mine told me that one time an army friend of his was so drunk that he did a crap in his pants and didnt even know. I was impressed.

Thats one to tell the kids alright.

When i was 18 i rang my father to tell him to pick me up in Eyre Square in Galway after a sh1tload of pints, the only problem was that i didnt know where i was, even though I've lived in Galway all my life. When he finally figured out where i was, he had to pick me up off the street because i was fast asleep in a doorway.

I got a runny egg for breakfast the following morning.

Mackman · 07-07-2008 01:32PM

Last Day of college, drinking for 12 hours without any food in me at all, bad idea. Got kicked out of the pub for falling asleep on a table. Managed to get a snack box

and get into a taxi. taxi man wouldnt let me eat my snack box and i was starvin!! half way home i told the taxi driver id walk from here (about 2 miles from home) was dying to eat my snackbox so i walked (stumbled) through one of the roughest areas in Waterford eating my fried chicken and talking to the GF on the phone.

Just when i got home i realised i lost my phone (while i was talking on it) almost went back to look for it only the GF convinced me i had it. then took 15mins to get the key in the door, left a trail of shoes, clothes, chicken bones up to my room. Couldnt hang up the phone because apparently i had no thumbs........?? fell asleep half in and half out of the bed, in my jocks, door wide open, all the lights on. My housemate came home to a wonderful sight haha, fair play to her though, she managed to put me into bed and i woke up with a 5 star hangover the next day......what a night :pac:
The most amazing this was i didnt get sick at all, nearly did the next day though, ugh

p.s. i dont remember any of this, was all pieced together from what people told me the next day

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 01:33PM

Theres also the time i fell asleep and woke up with a puke hair do.

Happy times...............

Kold · 07-07-2008 01:34PM

Was drinking a few beers before heading to an opening of a mate's, got to the opening, had about 5 or 6 glasses of wine, got the bus to town, went to a bar, drank a couple of beers and then some fruit cider, by this time I was utterly gone. I sort of remember running down a street doing some mild criminal damage, someone in my party told me to stop. I was like... "Why?"
"You're being a f*cking idiot."
"I AM being a f*cking idiot!"
Started apologising to her, then felt so bad about myself I abandoned the group around the next corner. I remembered a mate that was having a party and stumbled up there. Bummed a can and some wine and then we went to a Late bar, I think I kept falling over but one of the lads helped me over. Outside the bar, one deep breath to feign semi-sobriety and in I went, had about 2 Kopperbergs, was trying it on with the Hungarian exchange chick who bless her soul was friendly but probably wasn't willing to touch a guy who kept slipping off his chair. We were then meant to go to a house party but as soon as I hit the couch I was out for the count.

I remember waking up in a strange house with 2 lads I'd never seen before getting ready for college, one offered me a glass of water which was sound but as soon as they left the house I ended spilling my guts in the sink for about 10 mins. A quick rinse of the sink and a gargle I decided I'd head straight for college, got to my studio 2 hours before anyone was in and they discovered me asleep.

jester77 · 07-07-2008 01:35PM

South of France, wasted on a Sunday afternoon, supposed to get a flight back to Ireland but I was easily convinced to stay. We got a lock-in into one of the bars, stumbled out of there on the Monday morning around the time I should be going into work back in Ireland. "Wisely" decided to phone in sick and left a message on the secretaries answering machine to only find out a few days later that I was actually talking to her

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 01:36PM

Or the time i rolled down the side of a bridge into a bunch of nettles and tore my hand on a barbed wire fence simultaneously. when i got home i put bloody hand prints all over the walls and woke up the following morning with an uneaten toasted sandwich on a plate left on my pillow.

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 01:38PM

also the time i split the back of my head off a radiator, and woke up the following morning with my head stuck to the pillow and required stitches.

Good times...

Kold · 07-07-2008 01:39PM

Ooh sh*t, almost forgot about my 21st! Spilled about 3 packets worth of supernoodles on the doorstep of a Christian bookstore, kept falling asleep in the bar but the bouncers were being nice because I was regular enough, was my 21st and I was wearing my new Spurs jersey and guitar which they just found funny.

Girlfriend reported that I'd demanded sex that night and although she would've been accomodating I kept just lying flat on her...

fitz0 · 07-07-2008 01:43PM

Too much Chartruese... Tried to jump over a wall, landed on my face. Went for a piss in a lane and fell into a ditch. Woke up on my couch at home covered in mud and not a clue how I got there.

Sherifu · 07-07-2008 01:44PM

ozzyoh wrote: »

WHY do we do it?

Cause it's fun.

jester77 · 07-07-2008 01:50PM

Infononymous wrote: »

Or the time i rolled down the side of a bridge into a bunch of nettles and tore my hand on a barbed wire fence simultaneously. when i got home i put bloody hand prints all over the walls and woke up the following morning with an uneaten toasted sandwich on a plate left on my pillow.

That barbed wire one reminds me of a night myself and 2 ladies hopped a fence and went skinny dipping in the heated outdoor pool of a leisure complex. After swimming I only had my pants on when security seen us. Legged it across their lawn, helped the ladies over the fence and jumped the fence but lost my balance and ripped my leg on the barbed wire from the groin to the knee. The pants were a write-off but thankfully my sack narrowly escaped a travesty!

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 01:57PM

jester77 wrote: »

That barbed wire one reminds me of a night myself and 2 ladies hopped a fence and went skinny dipping in the heated outdoor pool of a leisure complex. After swimming I only had my pants on when security seen us. Legged it across their lawn, helped the ladies over the fence and jumped the fence but lost my balance and ripped my leg on the barbed wire from the groin to the knee. The pants were a write-off but thankfully my sack narrowly escaped a travesty!

Rusty barbed wire and ball sac should never be mixed.

That is all.

kevmy · 07-07-2008 02:33PM

Bulgarian wedding. Pints, JD and coke, some vodka. Back to a massive rented house with a shedload of Bulgarians. "You want vodka?" "Yesh I do!!" Not realising it's imported 60% from the boys home. 3 of them. Scene missing. Chatting up unimpressed Bulgarian bird. Scene missing. Singing on the balcony (despite my utter lack of musical talent). Scene missing. Pissing in the garden. Scene missing. Waking up in unfamiliar house half covered in puke. Turns out it's my uncle's. Clean up best I can. Make escape.

HungryJoey · 07-07-2008 02:38PM

It had to be my debs when I was 17. Oh the drunken-ness was unreal.. I spent the whole of the next day getting sick, the day after that the headaches were still there and the day after that sleeping.. thank god I took that extra 2 days off work :eek:

Steve_o · 07-07-2008 02:44PM

Rag Week in college this year, Buckfast Breakfast every morning....oh when I look back on it now its seems so insane!

mise_me_fein · 07-07-2008 04:11PM

A few years back in Tenerife. Purposely didn't eat during the day so I'd get drunk. Had 6 cans of Bud in an hour before going out, then lots of jello shots and well I can't remember what else.

6 or 7 hours later I got sick in the bed twice according to my mate. Fell asleep with my head in the toilet for about an hour. Only time I've lost my memory in my life.

reverandkenjami · 07-07-2008 04:22PM

Many moons ago at my debs!!

Can't remember what happened after 12 o clock!! I've seen pictures and videos of me singing and dancing, but i don't recall any of it! My mates found me asleep in the car park while they were boarding the bus home!! Only time i've never been able to remember anything! Lets just say the next day was not nice at all!

sullivk · 07-07-2008 04:29PM

Went out with my sister, her husband and a few of their friends last weekend. Woke up wearing a mans brown jumper, and thought maybe it was my brother-in-law's. Looked in my bag to find a man's red t-shirt there... Very confused, i asked my brother-in-law were they his and he said nope, i had brought them home with me lastnight!

Still don't know who I got them off, but if your reading this I'm very sorry for stealing your clothes

What's the drunkest you've ever been?

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