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Audition: Post here for an "Official Nocturnal" title!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hey, with his original nick, what else could it be? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    To put the link in your sig just pop this into it:

    [noparse]Official blah blah blah of the Nocturnal Forum[/noparse]

    That'll give you:

    Official blah blah blah of the Nocturnal Forum

    Change the blah blah blah part to whatever your title is.

    Thank you :)

    Did it work......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    LadyE wrote: »
    Thank you :)

    Did it work......

    Yes. Yes it did. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Im just that good :pac::D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    What title do I get?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    Official Gladiator Of The Nocturnal Forum
    Emporer
    Centurion
    Wanderer (Roman - Romany - wander etc? no? I'll get my coat!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    a/s/l?

    Old Enough To Know Better/Yes Please/On Your Monitor! The old ones are the good ones! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    What title do I get?? :D

    Hmm ... it can only be



    Official Wise, Meditative and Stoic Philosopher to the Nocturnal Forum*




    *wish I'd thought of that one for meself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    trout wrote: »
    Hmm ... it can only be



    Official Wise, Meditative and Stoic Philosopher to the Nocturnal Forum*




    *wish I'd thought of that one for meself

    i like....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    DJ_Spider wrote: »
    Official Gladiator Of The Nocturnal Forum
    Emporer
    Centurion
    Wanderer (Roman - Romany - wander etc? no? I'll get my coat!)

    Emperor sounds good. Hmmmm

    OR Official Wise, Meditative and Stoic Philosopher to the Nocturnal Forum

    I'd take emperor, but it sounds too much.

    Cheers Trout


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    Emperor sounds good. Hmmmm

    OR Official Wise, Meditative and Stoic Philosopher to the Nocturnal Forum

    I'd take emperor, but it sounds too much.

    Cheers Trout

    Yore welcome. Now make with the Philosophy :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    trout wrote: »
    Yore welcome. Now make with the Philosophy :)

    Yea, explain the reason for everything, in no more than 50 words.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Yea, explain the reason for everything, in no more than 50 words.

    42


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    SDooM wrote: »
    42

    Its all so simple now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

    The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”

    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”

    The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”

    And God agreed.

    On the third day, God created the cow and said:”You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years.”

    The cow said: “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”

    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day, God created man and said: “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”

    But man said: “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”

    “Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”

    So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you. (A bit more than 50 words though)

    OR as my namesake put it

    Do every act of thy life as if it were thy last.
    Marcus Aurelius, Rome, 162 AD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    *trout looks up*

    ^^

    Hot damn ... but I pick a good title, don't I ?

    I mean ... look at him go ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    ^^^ Brilliant.

    Put that one in the bible thread as well :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    /snip Philosophical stuff
    trout wrote: »
    *trout looks up*

    ^^

    Hot damn ... but I pick a good title, don't I ?

    I mean ... look at him go ;)

    You're like The Oracle from The Matrix. Or The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter. Impressive stuff Trout


    And impressive philosophising MA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Thanks, popped a few hydrocodone tablets before I wrote that. Incidentally, methamphetamine withdrawal's a bitch. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Thanks, popped a few hydrocodone tablets before I wrote that. Incidentally, methamphetamine withdrawal's a bitch. ;)

    Like the post but put it in other thread -this one is for title.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    I wish to have a new title ... I no longer feel ... well ... lemony :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Official Pamela Anderson's Melons of the Nocturnal Forum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    Official Pamela Anderson's Melons of the Nocturnal Forum

    No. My moobs are not quite so large or shapely.

    Next!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    trout wrote: »
    No. My moobs are not quite so large or shapely.

    Next!
    Official Not Quite So Large or Shapely Pamela Anderson's Melons of the Nocturnal Forum:p:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Official Gynaecologist of the Nocturnal Forum?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I needs one or I'll have to call myself, Nocturnos!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Tara Le D'Arion, Official Secretary General and Regent of the Noturnal Forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    Official Not Quite So Large or Shapely Pamela Anderson's Melons of the Nocturnal Forum:p:D
    Official Gynaecologist of the Nocturnal Forum?

    I'm not feeling the love here :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Official Jedi of the Nocturnal Forum? Official Funny Smell? Official Breast Inspector?

    It's too early for me to be coming up with good ideas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    Official Jedi of the Nocturnal Forum? Official Funny Smell? Official Breast Inspector?

    It's too early for me to be coming up with good ideas!

    I'm liking the Jedi overtones ... can you have lardy Jedii ?


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    trout wrote: »
    I'm liking the Jedi overtones ... can you have lardy Jedii ?

    Keep it simple? Official angry Bastard?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I needs one or I'll have to call myself, Nocturnos!

    Well, what would you like your name in relation too?

    Official King of Numenor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Official Jamacian Rum Man of the Nocturnal Forum:D

    Im sorry,ive been away.im not quite happy with this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Doom,could you help out?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    jackncoke wrote: »
    Im sorry,ive been away.im not quite happy with this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Doom,could you help out?

    Avater + Nocturnal themes =

    Official Cookie Monster of the Nocturnal forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    SDooM wrote: »
    Avater + Nocturnal themes =

    Official Cookie Monster of the Nocturnal forum?

    Official JD loving Cookie Monster of the Nocturnal forum me thinks?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    jackncoke wrote: »
    Official JD loving Cookie Monster of the Nocturnal forum me thinks?

    It's your choice :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,951 ✭✭✭trout


    Official Jedi of the Nocturnal Forum? Official Funny Smell? Official Breast Inspector?

    It's too early for me to be coming up with good ideas!

    Official Highly Strung Nightblossom Scented Jedi of the Nocturnal Forum ?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You wouldn't think it to look at me, but I'm really good with joined up writing.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    SDooM wrote: »
    Well, what would you like your name in relation too?

    Official King of Numenor?
    Ideally :p
    Tara Le D'Arion, Official Secretary General and Regent of the Noturnal Forum?
    Good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Official confuser of nerin? I still have no idea if you're a lady or gent. I blame randylonghorn. Official elven mage. Official mystical something. Possibilities are endless. :-p


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin wrote: »
    Official confuser of nerin? I still have no idea if you're a lady or gent. I blame randylonghorn. Official elven mage. Official mystical something. Possibilities are endless. :-p

    It's easy. He's male, except when he isn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    SDooM wrote: »
    It's easy. He's male, except when he isn't.

    Erm crossdresser?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Erm crossdresser?

    Nope. I'll explain when you are older. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nerin wrote: »
    Official confuser of nerin?
    That would cover too many people! :p
    Nerin wrote: »
    I still have no idea if you're a lady or gent.
    Neither does she, half the time ... >_>
    Nerin wrote: »
    I blame randylonghorn.
    ... as always! :(
    Erm crossdresser?
    Only very occasionally ... >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    SDooM wrote: »
    Nope. I'll explain when you are older. :)
    Don't patronise me :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol!

    @ Tara: Official Wielder of the Nocturnal Staff? :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Don't patronise me :mad:

    Always wondered about that saying, if I was to patronise you I'd be giving you money to produce art, if you think about it.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Lol!

    @ Tara: Official Wielder of the Nocturnal Staff? :pac:

    Nocturnal strap on? That's what you call it these days?
    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    SDooM wrote: »
    Always wondered about that saying, if I was to patronise you I'd be giving you money to produce art, if you think about it.


    Definitions of patronize :

    * sponsor: assume sponsorship of
    * do one's shopping at; do business with; be a customer or client of
    * treat condescendingly
    * be a regular customer or client of; "We patronize this store"; "Our sponsor kept our art studio going for as long as he could"

    Words can have different meanings you know;).

    Don't patronise me:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    *holds crotch protectively. Realises they didn't mean that nocturnal staff. Gets coat. Awaits comment from randy*


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