global warming my h*le

RobAMerc · 03-07-2008 09:05PM #1

have you looked outside ?

I cannot believe people are falling for this crock of sh*t, if it was warm they'd tell us it was because of GW - is raining we're told its coz of GW.

crock of sh*t I tell you, crock of sh*t

Duff · 03-07-2008 09:09PM

I concur.

javaboy · 03-07-2008 09:10PM

Did you not get the memo? They changed it to climate change instead of global warming a while back to counter this exact argument. Crafty feckers.

utick · 03-07-2008 09:13PM

feckers have also been telling us every year for the last three years that we are gona have a ton of hurricanes when in fact there has been below average activity

thefinalstage · 03-07-2008 09:15PM

utick wrote: »

feckers have also been telling us every year for the last three years that we are gona have a ton of hurricanes when in fact there has been below average activity

Thats because I stand in different fields each day and wave my arms.

Sherifu · 03-07-2008 09:17PM

I blame manbearpig.

CtrlSource · 03-07-2008 09:17PM

Ever notice how the folks over at Mozilla seem to believe in this global warming malark?

brianthebard · 03-07-2008 09:18PM

javaboy wrote: »

Did you not get the memo? They changed it to climate change instead of global warming a while back to counter this exact argument. Crafty feckers.

science guy"hey science friends,i discovered that climate,like,changes!" science guy's friends "dude what??No way man!" science guy "dude i know!"

javaboy · 03-07-2008 09:22PM

I blame that Al Gore guy. He comes across as such a goody two shoes but check this out:
LINK

I heard he even kept sketch while Monica Lewinsky was serving her country.

Ghost Train · 03-07-2008 09:25PM

well the rain gets up in the sky because of the warmer weather... we get the water, england get the warm weather

Latchy · 03-07-2008 09:27PM

Now is the time to sell all our junk on ebay before this global warming ..or rain sets in for good

eolhc wrote: »

well the rain gets up in the sky because of the warmer weather... we get the water, england get the warm weather

Tis true, apart from the odd lil shower it's being quite sunny and warm here all week

* probably wake up to a monsoon tomorrow morning * :rolleyes:

thefinalstage · 03-07-2008 09:30PM

latchyco wrote: »

Now is the time to sell all our junk on ebay before this global warming ..or rain sets in for good

Tis true, apart from the odd lil shower it's being quite sunny and warm here all week

* probably wake up to a monsoon tomorrow morning * :rolleyes:

And money is absolutely worthless.

Jackovarian · 03-07-2008 09:32PM

i blame william wallace... dunno why. random blame generator...

Latchy · 03-07-2008 09:34PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

And money is absolutely worthless.

Will worry about that later

rossie1977 · 03-07-2008 09:35PM

ireland should have the weather of southern spain by this stage, at least thats what they told us

spain on the other hand should have been a desert by now :P

i remember growing up in the 1980s and some amazing summers like 1984, the sun hasn't shone here for the last month it seems, raining every day, grey skies :mad:

Jackovarian · 03-07-2008 09:38PM

in fairness tho, global warming doesnt actually mean we will get warmer.

for us it means the slowing of the gulf stream, so we will actually get colder! our weather will probably just reach a point of pure crap, like now. todays weather all year round. so yeah... it aint gona get warmer folks, just more bland.

Latchy · 03-07-2008 09:39PM

I remember the summer heatwave of 76. Not a mention of global warming then and that was some summer ,a real hot summer

dr.bollocko · 03-07-2008 09:41PM

+1000
A load of old **** this global warming nonsense is.

rossie1977 · 03-07-2008 09:43PM

what about the summer heat wave of august 2003, i missed that because i was in france and switzerland at the time and it was a bit hot over there, paris was like an oven

Jackovarian · 03-07-2008 09:45PM

..................................................

somebody please help me, i think my mind is going to melt

darkman2 · 03-07-2008 09:54PM

The weather will improve in the next 10 days I think. Until then :P

Beware of the floods this weekend aswell. Gonna be alot of rain.

Capt'n Midnight · 03-07-2008 10:24PM

IIRC it used to snow more when I was young.

Ross_Mahon · 03-07-2008 10:35PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

IIRC it used to snow more when I was young.

Them were the days :rolleyes:

rossie1977 · 03-07-2008 10:37PM

i never remember that much snow this side of the country in my lifetime, my dad talks about the heavy snow in the 1960s and 1970s though. we did have a white christmas here in 2004, never thought i would ever see that in ireland

ejmaztec · 03-07-2008 10:38PM

I live on a hill overlooking a low flat plain, that a few miles further on, reaches the sea. Is it too soon to capitalise on global warming by building a harbour and marina at the bottom of my driveway?

If a lot of like-minded and forward thinking people, like me, did this now, then the construction industry would be back on its feet.

xOxSinéadxOx · 03-07-2008 11:03PM

rossie1977 wrote: »

what about the summer heat wave of august 2003, i missed that because i was in france and switzerland at the time and it was a bit hot over there, paris was like an oven

**** yeah! it was like 30 degrees. absolutely roasting. remember lying outside all day on a deck chair :pac:

Overheal · 03-07-2008 11:31PM

javaboy wrote: »

I blame that Al Gore guy. He comes across as such a goody two shoes but check this out:
LINK

I heard he even kept sketch while Monica Lewinsky was serving her country.

sadly though he is making a profit off of pushing Hybrid Engines on everyone. sneaking fat bastard. And wheres my electric car?

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 04-07-2008 10:34PM

The weather is so crap lately

I want some sun!!!

Piste · 04-07-2008 10:41PM

I believe the term is "Global Warming" not "Global Drying"

:pac:

Degsy · 04-07-2008 10:46PM

Publicans will be using it as an excuse to ramp up the price of drink next.

Marcus.Aurelius · 04-07-2008 10:50PM

It's obvious what we must do fellow boardsies. We shall each go out and buy gas guzzling SUVs, knock down cyclists and belch out as much cr@p as we can till we get the temperatures we want!

global warming my h*le

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