Girlfriend is down in the dumps lately.

01-07-2008 02:48PM

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nevaeh-2die-4 · 01-07-2008 02:53PM

something that may cheer her up.

invite her friends over and you give them a free house for the night

get her a anything goes black stripper fresh off the boat(finding his number graffited on the back of a bus or burger king jacks door)

get her loads of bottles of wine & choclate.

im sure she will be in great form on sunday mourning!!!!

***HAVE A DONT ASK, DONT TELL ATTITUDE***

BeansMeansHynes · 01-07-2008 03:21PM

The Scientist, is that not more top tips on how to get rid of your girlfriend??

CountingCrows · 01-07-2008 03:23PM

Is there anything to be said for having another mass?

Adam · 01-07-2008 03:26PM

BeansMeansHynes wrote: »

The Scientist, is that not more top tips on how to get rid of your girlfriend??

Hi Beans. Meet Sarcasm. Sarcasm, Beans. Beans, Sarcasm. :pac:

Homer · 01-07-2008 03:27PM

@ The Scientist... Genius my friend!

Duly copied, pasted, printed and laminated for future reference

John Mason · 01-07-2008 03:28PM

i have to say, if i am down in the dumps a bottle of wine and a dinner arent really going to help

i would want a weekend away or even better a week in the sun

CountingCrows · 01-07-2008 03:31PM

What about a demeaning quickie on the stairs? (as seen in A History of Violence)

sonners · 01-07-2008 03:33PM

r3nu4l wrote: »

I sometimes go to the shops "for milk" buy my wife a girly magazine and some chocolate, come back, make a cup of tea and give her the tea, mag and chocolate and tell her to sit in the conservatory and unwind while I do some cleaning/cooking etc.

I think this is the best so far. Especially the bit where you do the housework! Picnics, bubble baths, movies etc are all nice ideas but they're not very relaxing if she's sitting there thinking about all the stuff she has to get through when she gets home. Anyone running a household with a small child will agree the nicest present you can get is a DAY OFF! Well actually the nicest is a few days off but I dont wanna push it

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 01-07-2008 03:34PM

Have a long chat about it, then take her knacker drinking in Kerry

kowloon · 01-07-2008 03:39PM

I have a trick with a pool ball and a sock, but I don't think she'd like it.
How about massage?

Aurora Borealis · 01-07-2008 03:41PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

What about a demeaning quickie on the stairs? (as seen in A History of Violence)

Scrap everything else, that quickie on the stairs rocks!!

Guy:Incognito · 01-07-2008 05:59PM

Sherifu wrote: »

What does she like?

Probably a big cock

http://www.hoppievaughan.com/images/largecock.jpg

LivingDeadGirl · 01-07-2008 06:45PM

Make her a card, just to say you love her, even if you aren't particularly artistic(it might even be cuter if you're not

), it'll still be well received!

Cool_CM · 01-07-2008 06:50PM

Baldie wrote: »

I can dose the young lady (1 year old) with calpol so that should put her out for the count fairly quickly!

Is your name perchance Gerry? I'd be careful going down that route.........:rolleyes:

Ross_Mahon · 01-07-2008 06:52PM

Ask her whats bothering her lately, try to fix the problem and talk to her. Act like you sound interested in her feelings, but you really don't care.

Then work on getting her out for an expensive meal followed by going out to a night club on Saturday, Treat her really good.

IvaBigWun · 01-07-2008 07:05PM

Give her a screaming-cant talk for an hour-cant move her legs-doesnt know her name-full body tingling multiple orgasm.

You'll get away with anything after that

Girlfriend is down in the dumps lately.

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