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Girlfriend is down in the dumps lately.

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    #32
    Heisenberg.
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    #33
    nevaeh-2die-4
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    something that may cheer her up.

    invite her friends over and you give them a free house for the night

    get her a anything goes black stripper fresh off the boat(finding his number graffited on the back of a bus or burger king jacks door)

    get her loads of bottles of wine & choclate.

    im sure she will be in great form on sunday mourning!!!!

    ***HAVE A DONT ASK, DONT TELL ATTITUDE***


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    #34
    BeansMeansHynes
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    The Scientist, is that not more top tips on how to get rid of your girlfriend?? :D


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    #35
    CountingCrows
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    Is there anything to be said for having another mass?


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    #36
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BeansMeansHynes wrote: »
    The Scientist, is that not more top tips on how to get rid of your girlfriend?? :D
    Hi Beans. Meet Sarcasm. Sarcasm, Beans. Beans, Sarcasm. :pac:


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    #37
    Homer
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    @ The Scientist... Genius my friend!

    Duly copied, pasted, printed and laminated for future reference :D


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    #38
    John Mason
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    i have to say, if i am down in the dumps a bottle of wine and a dinner arent really going to help


    i would want a weekend away or even better a week in the sun


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    #39
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    What about a demeaning quickie on the stairs? (as seen in A History of Violence)


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    sonners
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    r3nu4l wrote: »
    I sometimes go to the shops "for milk" buy my wife a girly magazine and some chocolate, come back, make a cup of tea and give her the tea, mag and chocolate and tell her to sit in the conservatory and unwind while I do some cleaning/cooking etc. :)

    I think this is the best so far. Especially the bit where you do the housework! Picnics, bubble baths, movies etc are all nice ideas but they're not very relaxing if she's sitting there thinking about all the stuff she has to get through when she gets home. Anyone running a household with a small child will agree the nicest present you can get is a DAY OFF! Well actually the nicest is a few days off but I dont wanna push it ;)


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    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    Have a long chat about it, then take her knacker drinking in Kerry


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    kowloon
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    I have a trick with a pool ball and a sock, but I don't think she'd like it.
    How about massage?


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    Aurora Borealis
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    CountingCrows wrote: »
    What about a demeaning quickie on the stairs? (as seen in A History of Violence)

    Scrap everything else, that quickie on the stairs rocks!! :D:D


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    #44
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Sherifu wrote: »
    What does she like?

    Probably a big cock

    http://www.hoppievaughan.com/images/largecock.jpg


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    #45
    LivingDeadGirl
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    Make her a card, just to say you love her, even if you aren't particularly artistic(it might even be cuter if you're not :p), it'll still be well received! :)


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    #46
    Cool_CM
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    Baldie wrote: »
    I can dose the young lady (1 year old) with calpol so that should put her out for the count fairly quickly! :D
    Is your name perchance Gerry? I'd be careful going down that route.........:rolleyes:


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    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Ask her whats bothering her lately, try to fix the problem and talk to her. Act like you sound interested in her feelings, but you really don't care.

    Then work on getting her out for an expensive meal followed by going out to a night club on Saturday, Treat her really good.


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    #48
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Give her a screaming-cant talk for an hour-cant move her legs-doesnt know her name-full body tingling multiple orgasm.

    You'll get away with anything after that ;)


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