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'Bloody Fools!!'

  • 30-06-2008 03:10PM
    #1
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭


    'Bloody Fools!!! They have been stuffing their faces for years and now they have us in s**t'



    The French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, is coming to Dublin in July to sort out you ungrateful peasants.:eek: - and he is not bringing his wife. :( What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?


    I can think of one or two things:mad:


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  • #2
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    darkman2 wrote: »
    What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?
    Give us your wife and we vote yes.


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Brian can give him a big, sloppy, wet kiss with those huge lips.


  • #4
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    darkman2 wrote: »
    What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?


    Fu*k off , in French.


  • #5
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ruu wrote: »
    Brian can give him a big, sloppy, wet kiss with those huge lips.

    sexy.


  • #6
    MoominPapa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭MoominPapa


    S'il vous plaît, Monsieur, pouvons-nous avoir certains plus?


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  • #7
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    darkman2 wrote: »
    What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

    Got any good recipies for onion soup?

    -Funk


  • #8
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    darkman2 wrote: »
    What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

    Go host an invasion...its all yer good for!


  • #9
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Biffo and Sarko in the same room... it'd be like the Spitting Image spare parts factory.


  • #10
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    ROFL @ pickarooney...

    Hang on, didn't the French invent democracy?!!!

    Fuppin' muppet :rolleyes:

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  • #11
    beautiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭beautiation


    His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.


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  • #12
    Sherifu
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    We could surrender.


  • #13
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    beautiation wrote: »
    His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.

    Yeh, i heard Harney thinks he's so cute she wants to gobble him up. Wait...was that 'him' or EVERYTHING?

    -Funk


  • #14
    token56
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,703 ✭✭✭token56


    beautiation wrote: »
    His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.


    Yeah I can imagine him picking Harney over his wife


  • #15
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Sherifu wrote: »
    We could surrender.


    Nah, leave it to the experts.

    -Funk


  • #16
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    What I think is fantastic is that we have one country's leader coming over to reprimand another country's leader for how the majority of his country voted on something...

    Ahhhh Free Democracy..

    Cant beat it..

    :o


  • #17
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    What I think is fantastic is that we have one country's leader coming over to reprimand another country's leader for how the majority of his country voted on something...

    Ahhhh Free Democracy..

    Cant beat it..

    :o

    I wonder if the French voted no would we do the same?


  • #18
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    darkman2 wrote: »
    I wonder if the French voted no would we do the same?

    Maybe if they were given a vote we could find out :pac:


  • #19
    Thrill
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    Hopefully Biffo will just pay him some lip service.


  • #20
    Dragan
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    The only thing Biffo is gonna ask him is if he'd prefer oral or anal.


  • #21
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    I think he should say at the Airport


    'Get the f**k back on that plane and dont come back'



    ..........to Cowen:D


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  • #22
    Defenestrate
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    This is what I think they would discuss, based on my limited grasp of the French language and a vivid imagination:

    Sarkozy: Bonjour Monseur, avez-vous en Referendum?

    Biffo: Oui Monseur, et j'aime les escargots

    Sarkozy: J'aime les escargots?! J'aime mange les escargots avec les bonbons!

    Biffo: Les bonbons? Aves-vous les bonbons?

    Sarkozy: Je ne pas les bonbons, j'ai mange les bonbons avec Carla Brunei.

    Biffo: Merde.


  • #23
    Thrill
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    The Biffster can speak French?


  • #24
    Defenestrate
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    Thrill wrote: »
    The Biffster can speak French?

    In my imagination, yes. But then I also have superpowers and won both the Premiership and World Cup in that magical, magical land.


  • #25
    SimpleSam06
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    I for one will be presenting the esteemed statesman with an elaborately wrapped gift package containing a pair of platform shoes.


  • #26
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Biffo and Sarko are in the cortège from the airport as suddenly the car drives into a big pothole on the M50 and there is a loud bang from the suspension. The car comes to a halt and the doors opens.
    Sarko yells "We surrender!" and Biffo cries "Arrg, my neck, my neck!"


  • #27
    Steve_o
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    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    I for one will be presenting the esteemed statesman with an elaborately wrapped gift package containing a pair of platform shoes.

    Heheh...pat him on the head aswell....


  • #28
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If Biffo kisses a frog, which one will turn into a handsome prince?:confused:


  • #29
    kowloon
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    Dragan wrote: »
    The only thing Biffo is gonna ask him is if he'd prefer oral or anal.

    With those moist bulging lips, how could you even ask? :pac:


  • #30
    RobertFoster
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    Thrill wrote: »
    Fu*k off , in French.
    No no, in English, with a faux French accent. The hint of the Offaly accent behind that is what'll make it.


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  • #31
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Zut!!!!!!!!!


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