'Bloody Fools!!'

darkman2

'Bloody Fools!!! They have been stuffing their faces for years and now they have us in s**t'

The French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, is coming to Dublin in July to sort out you ungrateful peasants.:eek: - and he is not bringing his wife. What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?


I can think of one or two things:mad:

smellslikeshoes

darkman2 wrote: »

What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

Give us your wife and we vote yes.

Ruu_Old

Brian can give him a big, sloppy, wet kiss with those huge lips.

Thrill

darkman2 wrote: »

What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

Fu*k off , in French.

AckwelFoley

Ruu wrote: »

Brian can give him a big, sloppy, wet kiss with those huge lips.

sexy.

MoominPapa

S'il vous plaît, Monsieur, pouvons-nous avoir certains plus?

funk-you

darkman2 wrote: »

What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

Got any good recipies for onion soup?

-Funk

Steve_o

darkman2 wrote: »

What should Biffo say to him on our behalf?

Go host an invasion...its all yer good for!

pickarooney

Biffo and Sarko in the same room... it'd be like the Spitting Image spare parts factory.

Sleepy

ROFL @ pickarooney...

Hang on, didn't the French invent democracy?!!!

Fuppin' muppet :rolleyes:

beautiation

His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.

Sherifu

We could surrender.

funk-you

beautiation wrote: »

His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.

Yeh, i heard Harney thinks he's so cute she wants to gobble him up. Wait...was that 'him' or EVERYTHING?

-Funk

token56

beautiation wrote: »

His wife's taking a big risk there, leaving him alone with all our fine women politicians.

Yeah I can imagine him picking Harney over his wife

funk-you

Sherifu wrote: »

We could surrender.

Nah, leave it to the experts.

-Funk

Wazdakka

What I think is fantastic is that we have one country's leader coming over to reprimand another country's leader for how the majority of his country voted on something...

Ahhhh Free Democracy..

Cant beat it..

darkman2

Wazdakka wrote: »

What I think is fantastic is that we have one country's leader coming over to reprimand another country's leader for how the majority of his country voted on something...

Ahhhh Free Democracy..

Cant beat it..

I wonder if the French voted no would we do the same?

kowloon

darkman2 wrote: »

I wonder if the French voted no would we do the same?

Maybe if they were given a vote we could find out :pac:

Thrill

Hopefully Biffo will just pay him some lip service.

Dragan

The only thing Biffo is gonna ask him is if he'd prefer oral or anal.

darkman2

I think he should say at the Airport


'Get the f**k back on that plane and dont come back'



..........to Cowen:D

Defenestrate

This is what I think they would discuss, based on my limited grasp of the French language and a vivid imagination:

Sarkozy: Bonjour Monseur, avez-vous en Referendum?

Biffo: Oui Monseur, et j'aime les escargots

Sarkozy: J'aime les escargots?! J'aime mange les escargots avec les bonbons!

Biffo: Les bonbons? Aves-vous les bonbons?

Sarkozy: Je ne pas les bonbons, j'ai mange les bonbons avec Carla Brunei.

Biffo: Merde.

Thrill

The Biffster can speak French?

Defenestrate

Thrill wrote: »

The Biffster can speak French?

In my imagination, yes. But then I also have superpowers and won both the Premiership and World Cup in that magical, magical land.

SimpleSam06

I for one will be presenting the esteemed statesman with an elaborately wrapped gift package containing a pair of platform shoes.

biko

Biffo and Sarko are in the cortège from the airport as suddenly the car drives into a big pothole on the M50 and there is a loud bang from the suspension. The car comes to a halt and the doors opens.
Sarko yells "We surrender!" and Biffo cries "Arrg, my neck, my neck!"

Steve_o

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

I for one will be presenting the esteemed statesman with an elaborately wrapped gift package containing a pair of platform shoes.

Heheh...pat him on the head aswell....

ejmaztec

If Biffo kisses a frog, which one will turn into a handsome prince?

kowloon

Dragan wrote: »

The only thing Biffo is gonna ask him is if he'd prefer oral or anal.

With those moist bulging lips, how could you even ask? :pac:

RobertFoster

Thrill wrote: »

Fu*k off , in French.

No no, in English, with a faux French accent. The hint of the Offaly accent behind that is what'll make it.

KnifeWRENCH

Zut!!!!!!!!!

taidghbaby

kowloon wrote: »

Maybe if they were given a vote we could find out :pac:

they did....they said no.....we re-negotiated!!!

i'd tell him ta lick the back of me sack!!

randylonghorn

Thrill wrote: »

Fu*k off , in French.

Actually, what is the French for that?

Kiera

Defenestrate wrote: »

This is what I think they would discuss, based on my limited grasp of the French language and a vivid imagination:

Sarkozy: Bonjour Monseur, avez-vous en Referendum?

Biffo: Oui Monseur, et j'aime les escargots

Sarkozy: J'aime les escargots?! J'aime mange les escargots avec les bonbons!

Biffo: Les bonbons? Aves-vous les bonbons?

Sarkozy: Je ne pas les bonbons, j'ai mange les bonbons avec Carla Brunei.

Biffo: Merde.

LMAO very good

4Xcut

Sleepy wrote: »

ROFL @ pickarooney...

Hang on, didn't the French invent democracy?!!!

Fuppin' muppet :rolleyes:

Ancient Greeks invented democracy

BraziliaNZ

Nicky Sark wrote: »

Bloody fools, they've been stuffing their faces for years

Didn't they let us eat cake?

Piste

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, what is the French for that?

Vas te faire feutre

The Walsho

J'ai une pamplemousse dans mon pantalon, et Carla Brunei est un putain :pac:

My french has really gone downhill.

GLaDOS

I say we invade them.

Their record's not exactly amazing.

passive

Wow... This is quite the circle jerk. Would you guys like some tissues? Damn French.. etc... baguettes.. surrender... buuuhhh... I has original thinks in my head-brain...

Caverna

Caste-toi pauvre con.

I'm sure he'd really appreciate that!

thefinalstage

passive wrote: »

Wow... This is quite the circle jerk. Would you guys like some tissues? Damn French.. etc... baguettes.. surrender... buuuhhh... I has original thinks in my head-brain...

Yet you posted none of these thoughts. Bravo.

longshanks

aaahhhh monsieur, with zeez rocher you are spoiling us

passive

thelastangryman wrote: »

Yet you posted none of these thoughts. Bravo.

It wasn't that complicated or difficult to figure out, but the second sentence of my post was an imitation of the mentality and intellect of the preceding posters, rather than an actual statement that I, Passive, have "thinks" in my "head brain". Would you like to be talked through anything else? I could make a chart...

Phototoxin

Its none of Surrender-Monkey's business what we voted. We siad no and so he can shove it up his cheese filled derrier.

If he wont accept a no just ask him if he wants it in the bum. then when he says 'no' say well you're not accepting our answer so BENDEZ VOUS OVER !

MrJoeSoap

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, what is the French for that?

Mais je t'emmerde.

thefinalstage

passive wrote: »

It wasn't that complicated or difficult to figure out, but the second sentence of my post was an imitation of the mentality and intellect of the preceding posters, rather than an actual statement that I, Passive, have "thinks" in my "head brain". Would you like to be talked through anything else? I could make a chart...

So you are trying to tell me that that unreadable second sentence in your first post is what you were putting forward as creative? Its neither.

passive

thelastangryman wrote: »

So you are trying to tell me that that unreadable second sentence in your first post is what you were putting forward as creative? Its neither.

No... I'm not at all saying that. And what do you mean "it's neither?" It's neither creative or... what? You know what, I'm not responsible for other people's inability to read. *Withdraws from retarded discussion*

Piste

I for one welcome our new froggy overlords.


http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/U/french_knife2.jpg
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html




:pac:

thefinalstage

passive wrote: »

*Withdraws from retarded discussion*

Thanks, its best for everyone concerned.

We should have a big cook off. Make a huge pot of stew and try to make the French president eat it. I can picture him spitting at certain people...