Stag Night Pranks

brick tamland · 28-06-2008 01:46PM #1

Off on a stags in a weeks or so. just wondering if anyone has heard about or could recommend a good stag night prank. the best I've heard is the handcuffing the stag to a midget dressed as a smurf ( check out the attached image ). anyone any other ideas?

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2007/7/18/118481371601_dsc01105.jpg

Sherifu · 28-06-2008 01:49PM

You can't go wrong with a fake heart attack.

trout · 28-06-2008 02:00PM

Any nudity/shaving/body paint related stunts are real crowd pleasers.

Beware of the backlash. It has been known for the stag to resist the nudity/shaving/body paint related stunts, and fisticuffs can ensue.

In some cases, these fisticuffs can lead to the stag breaking his best man's nose*

Let me tell you ... that makes for a frosty wedding.

*it was the sweetest left hook I have ever thrown

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 02:13PM

really depends on how far you wanna go???
do ya wanna case temporary/permanent damage?? leave a scar?? or maybe cut off his balls.....i think this is probly a bit extreme, but then I dont know you or just how extreme ya are!!!!

Wazdakka · 28-06-2008 02:37PM

Hmmmm I'm going to a stag tonight...
Where does one find a co-operative midget and a bucket of blue paint at 2:40 on a Saturday???

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 02:48PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Hmmmm I'm going to a stag tonight...
Where does one find a co-operative midget and a bucket of blue paint at 2:40 on a Saturday???

eh the blue bucket midget store...........obviously!!

Fringe · 28-06-2008 05:28PM

Kill him and then supply his meat at the wedding.

RugbyFanatic · 28-06-2008 07:05PM

popular one is finding the hottest girl in the club and handcuffing the stag to her then flushing away the key

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 28-06-2008 07:51PM

get a ball and chain, ttie chain around him and get a midget to carry the ball

The Chessplayer · 28-06-2008 08:03PM

Sherifu wrote: »

You can't go wrong with a fake heart attack.

Above suggestion is a bit sad.

I would recommend going fishing with him and stuffing some fish down his trousers.

SV · 28-06-2008 08:11PM

The Chessplayer wrote: »

Below suggestion is very sad.

I would recommend going fishing with him and stuffing some fish down his trousers.

You're right there!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-06-2008 08:26PM

My favourite was the Charlie Redmond urban legend.

(Locked naked into a phonebox, rings 999, the lads from the station where Charlie himself worked as a fireman came out, had a laugh and went back, leaving him there)

Another good one is to get him hammered and handcuff him to the Holyhead ferry. Works better when said stag was more tradionally held on the night before the wedding.

SUNGOD · 28-06-2008 08:45PM

why not be completely radical and go against the general convention and just go out giving the stag nothing more than a hearty slap on the back followed by a slight sprinkling of good natured slagging along the lines of "hey its not to late to back out huh" or "just as well you didnt marry your last girlfriend cos the whole town was riding her ".
in general going out without feeling the need to travel to a different city wearing one of a dozen t-shirts that the mad one of the group got printed with a photo of the stag (a) in the nude, (b) getting sick or if ye are a really crazy bunch (c) in the nude getting sick. then wander aimlessly from bar to bar thinking ye can do or say anything to anyone and acting like complete idiots cos in fairness ye are on a stag .

end scene.....thank you and good night and just in case someone quotes this with a smart ass remark im giving a .....BITE ME......in advance

AckwelFoley · 28-06-2008 09:29PM

... at the end of the night after the chipper closes release 12 hungry fat chicks on him.

Crushed bones leave emotional scars.

trout · 28-06-2008 11:04PM

You'd have to rub cuddy sauze all over his naked flesh first ... but that's OK.

Genghiz Cohen · 28-06-2008 11:50PM

Lightly dab toilet roll in curry powder, then place it in his bathroom the morning of the wedding.

dade · 30-06-2008 08:12AM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Where does one find a co-operative midget and a bucket of blue paint at 2:40 on a Saturday???

well you could look here or here or possibly here

Adam · 30-06-2008 08:18AM

I love little people.

NoQuarter · 01-07-2008 11:29AM

dade wrote: »

well you could look here or here or possibly here

is there anything like that in ireland???

Cool_CM · 01-07-2008 11:36AM

dade wrote: »

well you could look here or here or possibly here

Haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWeLMO88VA8

John Mason · 01-07-2008 01:23PM

sorry, but am i the only here going WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

why would you want to do anything to your so called friend? whats wrong with going out having a feed and drinks and going home but do you have to shave his eyebrows off ?

Gone West · 01-07-2008 01:48PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Hmmmm I'm going to a stag tonight...
Where does one find a co-operative midget and a bucket of blue paint at 2:40 on a Saturday???

dade wrote: »

well you could look here or here or possibly here

Sir, I need to know where I can get some business Midgets.

Well, There's the Midget Hut. That's on Third. There's Midgets 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got the Midget superstore. That's on Third. Discount Dwarves, too. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Midget Complex, down on Third.

[sleepys law]

Sherifu · 01-07-2008 01:50PM

The Chessplayer wrote: »

Above suggestion is a bit sad.

I would recommend going fishing with him and stuffing some fish down his trousers.

The ironing.

The Chessplayer · 01-07-2008 02:19PM

irishbird wrote: »

sorry, but am i the only here going WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

why would you want to do anything to your so called friend? whats wrong with going out having a feed and drinks and going home but do you have to shave his eyebrows off ?

Agree with you, mostly these type of pranks are orchestrated by total saddos in an attempt to emulate behaviour seen on a British soap opera or various other cringingly sad terms of reference. There is something queer and creepy about people who would shave their friend's eyebrow off, feign a heart attack, insert other various hollyoaks gags.

The Artist · 01-07-2008 02:33PM

have him tied to the post and paintball him!

John Mason · 01-07-2008 03:03PM

Alan Ford wrote: »

have him tied to the post and paintball him!

why?

are you jealous that your friends have managed to find a girl who has agreed to marry them?

seandugg · 01-07-2008 03:09PM

irishbird wrote: »

why?

are you jealous that your friends have managed to find a girl who has agreed to marry them?

maybe you're the girl that has agrred to marry him and they are trying to knock some sense into him.

The Artist · 01-07-2008 03:11PM

irishbird wrote: »

why?

are you jealous that your friends have managed to find a girl who has agreed to marry them?

wtf are ye on about.
I only replied to what stag night pranks is a good idea.
whats this got to do with my friends????
are ye trolling?

John Mason · 01-07-2008 03:11PM

seandugg wrote: »

maybe you're the girl that has agrred to marry him and they are trying to knock some sense into him.

this is true but in this case it is not

sean_0 · 01-07-2008 03:22PM

Guy I know arrived in a town in Kerry for his stag and had a few quiet ones in the hotel bar with all the lads. At that stage everyone went upstairs to get ready to go out, and while he was in the shower they stole every stitch of clothing he had and left him a kiddie sized superman outfit.

He refused to come down for ages but eventually the thirst got to him and he did, wearing the outfit and leaving little to the imagination.

seandugg · 01-07-2008 03:23PM

irishbird wrote: »

this is true but in this case it is not

some woman for the sense of humour....:D

I dont think you cant beat the classic slipping a viagra into his drink....or sennokot to take a different slant

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