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Is this chick up for it?

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  • #62
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Dord wrote: »
    /grabs popcorn

    i think you can put it away!


  • #63
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Guys this is not a laughin matter... I am so shamed right now.

    Well it was a joke you played on him in work. if this is for real! lol


  • #64
    nocal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭nocal


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Guys this is not a laughin matter... I am so shamed right now.


    I think she wants me.
    What do you guys think?


  • #65
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    phantom_lord wrote: »
    i think you can put it away!

    :(

    Why? :p


  • #66
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Hmmm. No IP match... either someone registered via a proxy or it's the real deal. Uh oh spaggghetttiooos.


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  • #67
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    nocal wrote: »
    I think she wants me.
    What do you guys think?

    Go for it :) The other guy has blown it!


  • #68
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Karoma wrote: »
    Hmmm. No IP match... either someone registered via a proxy or it's the real deal. Uh oh spaggghetttiooos.


    Yeah someone is just taking the piss. Poor fella. Would love it to be the real deal though! Best thread ever if so :D


  • #69
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    What do you mean Is this chick up for it?

    Up for what?

    Sex?

    Yeah, definitely:rolleyes:
    There ya go, a bone fide female has confirmed it, start stocking up on condoms!


  • #70
    nocal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭nocal


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Awesome... listen you little jerk off, I wouldnt do you for parctise

    It was a dare that the whole place was in on, cant believe you went on the net asking about it...

    Wait til 2mrw and the grief you will get for dissing me, and the fact i had to hear it from somebody else too only compound the **** youre in friend:mad:


    Seems like it is not only me that she wants :eek:


  • #71
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Karoma wrote: »
    Hmmm. No IP match... either someone registered via a proxy or it's the real deal. Uh oh spaggghetttiooos.


    Jeez, that's nasty. I'd hate to be the guy who started the thread. :o


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  • #72
    carmenUSA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭carmenUSA


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    Go for it :) The other guy has blown it!
    Quit it guys... martin never had a chance


  • #73
    Eglinton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭Eglinton


    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


  • #74
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Carmen, get a bodhrán made from his foreskin. You know what a foreskin bodhrán is, right?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #75
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Quit it guys... martin never had a chance

    ah it's only a bit of craic. We are really laughing at him not you. Just as you are too :D


  • #76
    carmenUSA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭carmenUSA


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    ah it's only a bit of craic. We are really laughing at him not you. Just as you are too :D
    Yeah i suppose you are right..
    Just had a glimps through martins posts, this 1 kinda freaked me out
    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    Anyone remeber that mature Scottish bird that used to host changing rooms?

    My God I love that chick


    And this one made me really worried
    CPT. SURF wrote:
    Yeah i found out how to make a good chlorform substitute by googling some different stuff
    Totally just for my own interst though


  • #77
    Fly High
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭Fly High


    That is some funny **** right there, even if it is just someone registered for the laugh, if it's not though you should check out Blood or Whiskey the perfect mix of trad and punk, they're ace you'll find them on myspace. And just cause I helped doesn't mean I wanna do ya! :D


  • #78
    Oswald Osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    OP I think from that email that is highly probable that she desires you to shoot your filty white seed up her exhaust pipe.


  • #79
    LovelyTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭LovelyTom


    snyper wrote: »
    If she laughs.. pull your pockets inside out and make it look like you were impersonating an elephant to save face.

    I lol'd... a lot...


  • #80
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,244 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Looks like Martin vanished..


  • #81
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    creggy wrote: »
    Looks like Martin vanished..
    I'd be thinking tommorow will not be a fun day for our marty...:pac:


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  • #82
    reregholdsworth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    So how exactly did CarmenUSA know Captain Surf's name?

    care to explain martin?


  • #83
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Awesome... listen you little jerk off, I wouldnt do you for parctise

    It was a dare that the whole place was in on, cant believe you went on the net asking about it...

    Wait til 2mrw and the grief you will get for dissing me, and the fact i had to hear it from somebody else too only compound the **** youre in friend:mad:
    JigsawGirl 2.0


  • #84
    reregholdsworth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    nah

    this one is better.
    there's less chance of unpleasant stalkerish disastrous consequences.
    and more Shame. lots more shame. :pac::pac::pac::D

    i hope that this is real. whereas i hoped that jigsaw girl was a wind-up.

    night time lollaments


  • #85
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Please Please Please let the OP make a follow up post tomorrow, I really want to hear if it was actually her.:D


  • #86
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Oh please God let this be real.


  • #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    American girl named Carmen, who's into punk and works at the same place as CPT SURF, is "excited" (and may be CarmenUSA?). Ooooooo, who needs the soaps! We have boards.ie!


  • #88
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    I'll make it quick. I got e-mailing this American girl at work who is in another department on another floor. She said to someone I work with that she was interested in Irish music. That person said oh yer man I work with is into that, here is his email. Here are her messages so far, whattya reckon?


    Hi XXXX,

    I like it all :) I'm pretty open to any type of music.
    Anything you think is good I'd love to hear!

    I do love punk, as well as old folk music. I haven't really had any
    exposure to Irish music, so I'm excited to see what you can show me.
    Thank you so much for taking the time to put a list together, I really
    appreciate it!

    Carmen




    Wonderful! I've got an ipod with plenty of space that's waiting to be
    filled
    I have heard of The Pogues and Flogging Molly (movie soundtracks and
    from some of my punk loving friends mostly).

    This is definitely a good start :D I'll be digging through what I can
    find tonight. If you think of anything else, let me know!

    Dude, you're reading innuendos where there aren't any!
    She wants music, nothing more


  • #89
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Considering "she" posted in The Thunderdome I'd imagine it's one of their little bottom dwellers re-reg'ing with a proxy.

    Tbh.


  • #90
    reregholdsworth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    /off-topic

    I'm a verb. syntactastic.
    formalised by the english language. yipee

    /on-topic


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  • #91
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Well CPT SURF,
    Looking forward to work much?


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