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Do I look famous? Or poor?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    In order to acurately judge, we need a picture of you, in what you were wearing to accurately judge why you were let in for free.

    I was wearing this ancient blue t-shirt with a collar. It's at least 6 years old. Blue jeans and brown slip on shoes.
    Pikasso wrote: »
    I think you underestimate your fame - you've been a legend for years!! :p

    Have I been on some reality show for the last few years, and no one told me? Yiz bollixes.

    Certainly explains a few things that have happened to me recently :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Go back to the exact same club, and see if she lets you in free again, or even have a chat with her next time, see whats happening. Or do a test, wear the pikey clothes and see her reaction then go out and buy some designer gear see what happens.:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Maybe someone in your entourage covertly paid for you as a joke.
    Everyone was laughing at you after you left for the toilet.
    Everyone in this thread knows the truth, but nobody is telling you.
    <more paranoid thoughts to be inserted later>

    Or she wanted cock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Maybe someone in your entourage covertly paid for you as a joke.
    Everyone was laughing at you after you left for the toilet.
    Everyone in this thread knows the truth, but nobody is telling you.
    <more paranoid thoughts to be inserted later>

    Or she wanted cock.

    To the Mystery Machine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Last night was "Transgenders free entry night" in the club.

    Her mistake im sure. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    I used to be a barman. I doubt she thought you worked there, as it's generally frowned upon to have staff drinking there as a customer.

    I reckon the manager told her something like "my cousin will be coming in, he's wearing a green jacket and red t-shirt" or whatever, so when you arrived she just assumed you were him.

    I'd like to believe it was cause she thought you were famous though. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Maybe someone in your entourage covertly paid for you as a joke.
    Everyone was laughing at you after you left for the toilet.
    Everyone in this thread knows the truth, but nobody is telling you.
    <more paranoid thoughts to be inserted later>

    Or she wanted cock.

    Can we just stick with the "she wanted some action" explanations, coz she was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. Which is exactly why I'm certain that my knob was the furthest thing from her mind :pac:
    snyper wrote: »
    Last night was the "do u love to shag transgenders?" free entry night at the george. I was first in line. I love the feel of stubble.

    Mate, I'm happy for u, but what's that got to do with the price of cabbages? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    tallaght01 wrote: »


    Mate, I'm happy for u, but what's that got to do with the price of cabbages? :p

    ow.. nice edit :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Free in for OAPs? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Go on get a pic up so that we can do some photoshopping google searching


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    she Definitely thought you had the night's supply of "goodies" in your pcokets


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you have a t-shirt saying, "let me in for free or i will detonate the bomb strapped to my waist, cunningly discussed as a beer belly"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    PICS!!


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tallaght01: The bouncer must of been female and you looked HOT?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    I went to a club last night.

    I've cracked it.

    Yesterday was gay pride day.

    She thought you were gay.

    /Case closed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    dublindude wrote: »
    I've cracked it.

    Yesterday was gay pride day.

    She thought you were gay.

    /Case closed

    Hmmm... he does look gay....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sherifu wrote: »
    She definitely wanted cock.
    Well, into every life a little disappointment must fall, I guess ... :(
    snyper wrote: »
    Last night was "Transgenders free entry night" in the club.
    AH, c'mon ... he had it pruned, not removed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    dublindude wrote: »
    I've cracked it.

    Yesterday was gay pride day.

    She thought you were gay.

    /Case closed

    Haha :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Spill the beans, which Club?

    was it the Exchange in the City or the Regatta, those places are fairly up their own holes, Please god dont let it have been that Fvckin UBER Sh1tehole in west End, free entry or not there is no good excuse for being in a place that full of Arseholes.

    Normanby/Normandy which one is at the top of Countess St in Red Hill?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭Pikasso


    So, what's the update, tallaght01? Did you go to the same club again last night?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    ok she was hot, teh place was full of possers. she was slumming it that's got to be it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Larianne wrote: »
    Free in for OAPs? ;)
    dublindude wrote: »
    I've cracked it.

    Yesterday was gay pride day.

    She thought you were gay.

    /Case closed
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Hmmm... he does look gay....
    Well, into every life a little disappointment must fall, I guess ... :(
    Haha :pac:

    Harsh, harsh words folks. Yiz geerags :p
    Spill the beans, which Club?

    was it the Exchange in the City or the Regatta, those places are fairly up their own holes, Please god dont let it have been that Fvckin UBER Sh1tehole in west End, free entry or not there is no good excuse for being in a place that full of Arseholes.

    Normanby/Normandy which one is at the top of Countess St in Red Hill?

    I think it was called fridays. I can't really remember.
    Pikasso wrote: »
    So, what's the update, tallaght01? Did you go to the same club again last night?

    No way! It was rubbish. I'm not goin back there anytime soon. I like quite cheesy clubs. I can't stand places where the music is like listening to background lounge tunes, but up loud.

    I need to find some new social outlets here :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    I think it was called fridays. I can't really remember.

    :D
    Thats the spot that looks out on the bridge?

    I went thete a few times, dont remember guys wearing suits though.

    I got in there free too... It was the night after my birthday, and the girl with the camera taking pictures of the id's spotted as much and let me in for nowt!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    slideways wrote: »
    Thats the spot that looks out on the bridge?

    I went thete a few times, dont remember guys wearing suits though.

    I got in there free too... It was the night after my birthday, and the girl with the camera taking pictures of the id's spotted as much and let me in for nowt!


    Someone taking pictures of IDs?? What's that all about?

    It was choc-full of suits at the weekend. Dunno if it was a special occasion.

    Maybe they were dressing to impress, coz that famous Irish guy was going to be there :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Someone taking pictures of IDs?? What's that all about?

    It was choc-full of suits at the weekend. Dunno if it was a special occasion.

    Maybe they were dressing to impress, coz that famous Irish guy was going to be there :D
    A lot of the places i went when I was there did this, suppose it was to be able to 'find' the rowdy oirish fcukers that fell out with the bar staff when they wouldnt serve any more drink to them!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭chuci


    maybe because you looked like such a scummer in the club she felt you could use the cash you saved on the entry fee to get some young one some drinks so you would have a chance of scoring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    jaysus, chuci, don't hold back today, whatever u do :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭chuci


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    jaysus, chuci, don't hold back today, whatever u do :pac:

    no worries ill keep it in mind for the next time we cross paths.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭chrussell


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    You might be onto something there, actually. When I was walking home, 2 guys came up to me pretty nervously when I was walking down a deserted dark street. I thought they were going to mug me. But they asked how much I was selling pills for!!!



    That's actually happened to me before!!!


    Jesus you must be an awful looking ba***rd!! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah hush now! >_>

    No need to rub it in ...


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