Weirdest drunken/hungover situation!

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 07:19PM #1

From observing the After Hours threads for a considerable amount of time, it seems that you Boardsies consume an awful amount of alcohol! So what's the weirdest situation you've awoken to after a crazy night out??

I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!

I know some of you will have some mental ones. Come on... Share!!

life_is_music · 22-06-2008 07:34PM

waking up in A&E after jumping through a window and landing on my head. that was a weird night

Dord · 22-06-2008 07:35PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

From observing the After Hours threads for a considerable amount of time, it seems that you Boardsies consume an awful amount of alcohol! So what's the weirdest situation you've awoken to after a crazy night out??

I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!

I know some of you will have some mental ones. Come on... Share!!

:eek: LOL

I don't really have any wild stories after nights out.

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 07:36PM

life_is_music wrote: »

waking up in A&E after jumping through a window and landing on my head. that was a weird night

:eek: That is damn weird!

SV · 22-06-2008 07:39PM

Waking up on the stairs of a house in North Dublin..

Still no idea to this day who owned the house, I just got out of there as soon as i had a top and bottoms on and my phone in hand

Nerin · 22-06-2008 07:39PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!

<_<

>_>

ummmm.

hehehehhehehe.

waking up places and not knowing how i got there is usually as bad as it gets.:p

AckwelFoley · 22-06-2008 08:04PM

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...

Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.

Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro

Joined Boards.

Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)

Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.

to be continued.....

LadyE · 22-06-2008 08:07PM

Was gonna post mine..but they are nothing compared to ^^^

Damn you.

Susannahmia · 22-06-2008 08:12PM

Not half as weird as Snypers but here goes!

Waking up in a fort that my friend and I had built in the sitting room.

Waking up to discover that my bed was covered in low low cheese (no not c**k cheese normal cheese:p) . Apparently Me and my ex had a cheese fight.

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 08:19PM

snyper wrote: »

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...

Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.

Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro

Joined Boards.

Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)

Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.

to be continued.....

LOL...

Somebody give that man an award!

Hahahahaha....

AckwelFoley · 22-06-2008 08:20PM

Susannahmia wrote: »

Waking up to discover that my bed was covered in low low cheese (no not c**k cheese normal cheese:p) . :

*looks at ham and cheese sambo i was just about to eat.. gives to dog.*

Nerin · 22-06-2008 08:21PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

LOL...

Somebody give that man an award!

Hahahahaha....

ok, here

445279.ie · 22-06-2008 08:24PM

waking up with yor da

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 08:28PM

DCC160 wrote: »

waking up with yor da

Makes a change from ya waking up with your own da! :pac::p

the whole year inn · 22-06-2008 08:32PM

some crazy stories , the 63 year old is ,crazy how old and what do you drink?

Sherifu · 22-06-2008 08:38PM

I remember one night in particular when I went a bit overboard.

AckwelFoley · 22-06-2008 08:41PM

gob_smacked wrote: »

some crazy stories , the 63 year old is ,crazy how old and what do you drink?

im 30 now..

I think i was about 24 at the time.. and no i didnt "wake up" i just never went to sleep... i told her i had to go take a sh!t . . and wnet back to the bar..

what was i drinking.. tequila..

truecrippler · 22-06-2008 08:58PM

Slept under a bush near a windmill outside some docks in Amsterdam. Woke up and didn't know what the fook was going on. Crap load of missed calls. Ah good times.

*melanie* · 22-06-2008 09:09PM

snyper wrote: »

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...

Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.

Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro

Joined Boards.

Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)

Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.

to be continued.....

lol! that just cracked me up!sounds like you really know how to go on a piss up!good on ya!

truecrippler · 22-06-2008 09:13PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

Actually, I have another weird story but it occurred whilst drinking!

At my friends birthday in the country we decided to go walkabouts at around 4am. The guys told me there was a badger after us and when I turned around (absolutely petrified:o) they knocked me against a ditch and poured cans all over me! The rest ran off and one stayed behind laughing hysterically..... Then he poured the rest of his can on me...

I ended up going out with him a few months after that episode...

wtf... were they your friends?

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 09:22PM

truecrippler wrote: »

wtf... were they your friends?

Hahaha yup!

And a later boyfriend!

Nightwish · 22-06-2008 09:25PM

Probably the weirdest drunken experience was getting hammered and going into a VIP section of a nightclub in Helsinki and drinking until 4 am with my favourite band. Its a bit of a blur in retrospect but I think I did the macarena

I had to fall back to the hotel pack and get to the airport by 7. I dont remember the plane taking off at all.

Caoimhín · 22-06-2008 09:31PM

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

AckwelFoley · 22-06-2008 09:33PM

caoibhin wrote: »

Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

im aroused..

do explain more...

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 09:34PM

caoibhin wrote: »

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

LOL

Fringe · 22-06-2008 09:38PM

Was on the way home with a friend when we decided we'd sneak up to a friends house and try and scare him. There he was watching some TV and we started banging the windows and making funny faces. We then ran off. After a while down the road, we decided to do it again. After that day, I told everyone about it but included a big filthy rumour how he was pulling it out for Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

Black Eye Guy · 22-06-2008 09:45PM

New Years 2007 the last thing I remember was 10:30pm and the next 7:00am being wheeled out of hospital by my entire family, and just my feet gliding across the floor.

pretending to have a bar fight with a friend after a pub closed, she had a bottle which smashed like it should, while I had a pint glass that when I smashed it just crumbled and cut my hand

In Berlin with my college class we got home after an all night drinking session and I decided to go get food, so wandered the streets of berlin at 5 in the morning looking for a chippers, found one and then went back to the hostel and sat there eating chipper very drunk with a bunch of 7/8 year old kids and their families, was odd.

Susannahmia · 22-06-2008 09:49PM

caoibhin wrote: »

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

Omg are you the one that snatched her wig off?

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 09:54PM

Susannahmia wrote: »

Omg are you the one that snatched her wig off?

:eek::eek::eek:

Please... say no!

Delirium · 22-06-2008 10:01PM

Woke up in a dried moate of a castle I was working in one summer.
A party was on the castle grounds. After a frew drinks decided to go for a bit of a wander. Was pitch black and basically 4-5 feet into the bottom of the moate. Was lucky not to break something.

Creamy Goodness · 22-06-2008 10:02PM

woke up after a house party with someone fapping over a sky+ of babestation.

Weirdest drunken/hungover situation!

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