Weirdest drunken/hungover situation!

MizzLolly

From observing the After Hours threads for a considerable amount of time, it seems that you Boardsies consume an awful amount of alcohol! So what's the weirdest situation you've awoken to after a crazy night out??


I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!


I know some of you will have some mental ones. Come on... Share!!

life_is_music

waking up in A&E after jumping through a window and landing on my head. that was a weird night

Dord

MizzLolly wrote: »

From observing the After Hours threads for a considerable amount of time, it seems that you Boardsies consume an awful amount of alcohol! So what's the weirdest situation you've awoken to after a crazy night out??


I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!


I know some of you will have some mental ones. Come on... Share!!

:eek: LOL

I don't really have any wild stories after nights out.

MizzLolly

life_is_music wrote: »

waking up in A&E after jumping through a window and landing on my head. that was a weird night

:eek: That is damn weird!

SV

Waking up on the stairs of a house in North Dublin..

Still no idea to this day who owned the house, I just got out of there as soon as i had a top and bottoms on and my phone in hand

Nerin

MizzLolly wrote: »

I don't really have any wild stories myself. Weirdest would have probably been waking up covered in melted chocolate!

<_<

>_>

ummmm.

hehehehhehehe.

waking up places and not knowing how i got there is usually as bad as it gets.:p

AckwelFoley

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...


Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.


Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro


Joined Boards.


Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)


Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.



to be continued.....

LadyE

Was gonna post mine..but they are nothing compared to ^^^

Damn you.

Susannahmia

Not half as weird as Snypers but here goes!

Waking up in a fort that my friend and I had built in the sitting room.

Waking up to discover that my bed was covered in low low cheese (no not c**k cheese normal cheese:p) . Apparently Me and my ex had a cheese fight.

MizzLolly

snyper wrote: »

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...


Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.


Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro


Joined Boards.


Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)


Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.



to be continued.....

LOL...

Somebody give that man an award!

Hahahahaha....

AckwelFoley

Susannahmia wrote: »

Waking up to discover that my bed was covered in low low cheese (no not c**k cheese normal cheese:p) . :

*looks at ham and cheese sambo i was just about to eat.. gives to dog.*

Nerin

MizzLolly wrote: »

LOL...

Somebody give that man an award!

Hahahahaha....

ok, here

445279.ie

waking up with yor da

MizzLolly

DCC160 wrote: »

waking up with yor da

Makes a change from ya waking up with your own da! :pac::p

the whole year inn

some crazy stories , the 63 year old is ,crazy how old and what do you drink?

Sherifu

I remember one night in particular when I went a bit overboard.

AckwelFoley

gob_smacked wrote: »

some crazy stories , the 63 year old is ,crazy how old and what do you drink?

im 30 now..

I think i was about 24 at the time.. and no i didnt "wake up" i just never went to sleep... i told her i had to go take a sh!t . . and wnet back to the bar..


what was i drinking.. tequila..

truecrippler

Slept under a bush near a windmill outside some docks in Amsterdam. Woke up and didn't know what the fook was going on. Crap load of missed calls. Ah good times.

*melanie*

snyper wrote: »

hmm where to start...

*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Tried to cross the shannon..walking.. decided it wasnt the best idea when i was neck deep in water..

As previously posted before.. jumped out the second floor of a hotel room after i sobered up and realised i was with she wolf.

Sprung out of a bed when i was engaged in an act with a ginormous woman hit the floor but on the way down hit the corner of the bed side locker and now have a 4" scar on my back

Decided in my best wisdom one night that sleeping on the railway line was a smashing idea.. woke up the next morning with a crowd of rail workers poking me with a sticxk

In the US.. i decided i need to take a piss.. threw the big lad out and let loose on the path on the main street bridge.. 10 mins later there were 6 cops 2 squad cars and a paddy wagon waiting for me.. i tried to explain i wasnt pissing.. cop says.. then why sir is your penis sticking out?

Robbed the Urinal from a night club in Athlone. Niiiice.

Told my boss at a christmas function that i believed him to be an arrogant cnut, but in the nicest way.

Hmm, malaga.. 20 euros.. eeek...


Got arrested and brought to storestreet police station for sleeping in my car drunk.. passed the official test though.. picked up the 2 police officers and hugged them after passing it.


Had sex with a woman broader and taller than i am... im 6'4 and weigh 19 stone.

Ate the contents of an ashtray, for 10 euro


Joined Boards.


Told the local IRA Magazine seller he was a terrorist funding fcuking bug (actually i was sober for that one)


Woke up in a ditch in Denmark after a night out on the beer.... in Frankfurt Germany.

Got absolutely smashed drunk and brought a 63 year old spanish woman home to my hotel.. lucky i passed out before i engaged in anything serious.



to be continued.....

lol! that just cracked me up!sounds like you really know how to go on a piss up!good on ya!

truecrippler

MizzLolly wrote: »

Actually, I have another weird story but it occurred whilst drinking!

At my friends birthday in the country we decided to go walkabouts at around 4am. The guys told me there was a badger after us and when I turned around (absolutely petrified:o) they knocked me against a ditch and poured cans all over me! The rest ran off and one stayed behind laughing hysterically..... Then he poured the rest of his can on me...

I ended up going out with him a few months after that episode...

wtf... were they your friends?

MizzLolly

truecrippler wrote: »

wtf... were they your friends?

Hahaha yup!

And a later boyfriend!

Nightwish

Probably the weirdest drunken experience was getting hammered and going into a VIP section of a nightclub in Helsinki and drinking until 4 am with my favourite band. Its a bit of a blur in retrospect but I think I did the macarena I had to fall back to the hotel pack and get to the airport by 7. I dont remember the plane taking off at all.

Caoimhín

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

AckwelFoley

caoibhin wrote: »

Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

im aroused..

do explain more...

MizzLolly

caoibhin wrote: »

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

LOL

Fringe

Was on the way home with a friend when we decided we'd sneak up to a friends house and try and scare him. There he was watching some TV and we started banging the windows and making funny faces. We then ran off. After a while down the road, we decided to do it again. After that day, I told everyone about it but included a big filthy rumour how he was pulling it out for Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

Black Eye Guy

New Years 2007 the last thing I remember was 10:30pm and the next 7:00am being wheeled out of hospital by my entire family, and just my feet gliding across the floor.

pretending to have a bar fight with a friend after a pub closed, she had a bottle which smashed like it should, while I had a pint glass that when I smashed it just crumbled and cut my hand

In Berlin with my college class we got home after an all night drinking session and I decided to go get food, so wandered the streets of berlin at 5 in the morning looking for a chippers, found one and then went back to the hostel and sat there eating chipper very drunk with a bunch of 7/8 year old kids and their families, was odd.

Susannahmia

caoibhin wrote: »

I dont remember most of the things that happened me when i was drinking. Damm blackouts.
Where was a very unfortunate incident with Mo Mowlam which i made the front pages of the national newspapers with.:o

Omg are you the one that snatched her wig off?

MizzLolly

Susannahmia wrote: »

Omg are you the one that snatched her wig off?

:eek::eek::eek:

Please... say no!

Delirium

Woke up in a dried moate of a castle I was working in one summer.
A party was on the castle grounds. After a frew drinks decided to go for a bit of a wander. Was pitch black and basically 4-5 feet into the bottom of the moate. Was lucky not to break something.

Creamy Goodness

woke up after a house party with someone fapping over a sky+ of babestation.

Caoimhín

MizzLolly wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

Please... say no!

No, that wasnt me.

Besides, i said front page of the national papers.

Susannahmia

caoibhin wrote: »

No, that wasnt me.

Besides, i said front page of the national papers.

:eek: How could it be any worse!

AckwelFoley

caoibhin wrote: »

No, that wasnt me.

Besides, i said front page of the national papers.

You had sex with her didnt you?

MizzLolly

Well google wasn't much help there.

Go on Caobhin.. tell us..

Caoimhín

MizzLolly wrote: »

Well google wasn't much help there.

Go on Caobhin.. tell us..

Right,
The Robbie Williams concert in Slane Castle, dont know what year.

Anyway, i was in the VIP section (girlfriend was a nurse on duty and snuck me a pass in) i was, and i mean this, PLASTERED.

So, Mo came out of the castle and was surrounded by press. I decided (and f*ck knows why i decide to do these things) to go up and give her a kiss. I got up to her and went to give her a kiss, but as i kissed her i went to put my arm around her for a hug but lost my balance and had to grab a lump of the left tit to steady myself.

So the picture ended up on a few UK and NI papers of a very drunk me kissing Mo on the lips while feeling her tit, a very surprised Mo and a half dozen Guards and British security detail lunging at us.

caoibhin

caoibhin wrote: »

Right,
The Robbie Williams concert in Slane Castle, dont know what year.

Anyway, i was in the VIP section (girlfriend was a nurse on duty and snuck me a pass in) i was, and i mean this, PLASTERED.

So, Mo came out of the castle and was surrounded by press. I decided (and f*ck knows why i decide to do these things) to go up and give her a kiss. I got up to her and went to give her a kiss, but as i kissed her i went to put my arm around her for a hug but lost my balance and had to grab a lump of the left tit to steady myself.

So the picture ended up on a few UK and NI papers of a very drunk me kissing Mo on the lips while feeling her tit, a very surprised Mo and a half dozen Guards and British security detail lunging at us.

and the winner iiissss......

MizzLolly

caoibhin wrote: »

Right,
The Robbie Williams concert in Slane Castle, dont know what year.

Anyway, i was in the VIP section (girlfriend was a nurse on duty and snuck me a pass in) i was, and i mean this, PLASTERED.

So, Mo came out of the castle and was surrounded by press. I decided (and f*ck knows why i decide to do these things) to go up and give her a kiss. I got up to her and went to give her a kiss, but as i kissed her i went to put my arm around her for a hug but lost my balance and had to grab a lump of the left tit to steady myself.

So the picture ended up on a few UK and NI papers of a very drunk me kissing Mo on the lips while feeling her tit, a very surprised Mo and a half dozen Guards and British security detail lunging at us.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......To infinity!!!!!!!!!!

Dord

caoibhin wrote: »

Right,
The Robbie Williams concert in Slane Castle, dont know what year.

Anyway, i was in the VIP section (girlfriend was a nurse on duty and snuck me a pass in) i was, and i mean this, PLASTERED.

So, Mo came out of the castle and was surrounded by press. I decided (and f*ck knows why i decide to do these things) to go up and give her a kiss. I got up to her and went to give her a kiss, but as i kissed her i went to put my arm around her for a hug but lost my balance and had to grab a lump of the left tit to steady myself.

So the picture ended up on a few UK and NI papers of a very drunk me kissing Mo on the lips while feeling her tit, a very surprised Mo and a half dozen Guards and British security detail lunging at us.

ROFL!

Pepe LeFrits

Can't think of too many unusual ones myself, although a mate from London went out on the piss one night and woke up in France.

Sherifu

Nice caoibhin

Cool_CM

Lock the thread, we have a winner!
Did you keep any of the papers to scan for us?

MizzLolly

Cool_CM wrote: »

Lock the thread, we have a winner!
Did you keep any of the papers to scan for us?

Noooo... don't lock the thread.. I wana hear more stories!!

Pen1987

Once woke up in the same random student apartment with the same girl I had a one-night-stand with six months previously and never spoke to again, she had locked all the exit doors so I'd have to wake her up and talk to her in the morning... so I had to climb out the kitchen window... which was right beside a busy bus-stop.

...................

Went on a college 'mystery tour' (everyone jumps on a bus and it drives you to different clubs around the country, starts at about 11AM, ends at 3AM... everyone ends up HAMMERED)... it was about a week after I'd been to a debs and I still had my rather slick suit.

Anyway, we got to Carlow and as a group went and wrecked the whole club, garda turn up and escort all back to the Dublin border. Me and me two mates decide were not finishing this now (8PM) so we say were going to go to club. Head to one of their houses, already well oiled, and I spot his suit in a wardrobe... "wear that suit!" - "WEAR IT!" - "nah..." - "gwan wear it we'll look slick, I wear mine aswell!" - "alright..." the three of us throw on big whopper serious formal suits and head to this nightclub where the regular dress code is t-shirt, jeans and trainers... cost us 30e in a taxi to get there, so it was far... at mid-night one of me mate decides hes knackered so he leaves (found out the next day he walked home... it took him 2 and half hours) so theres just two of us left. The dancefloor is still empty and were easily the drunkest people there, we both hit the huge central dancefloor and have a dance-off... were pulling out 'the worm', 'the robot' and the 'jump over your own leg' moves, remember were in flashy suits with the flowers in the lapels and all must of looked ridiculous, got a big huge crowd round us and the DJ cheering, all that jazz... after that some dude came over busting his balls laughing and said we could go VIP, he must of worked there...

well after that neither of us remembers ANYTHING except we woke up in some 7th floor penthouse with three random women who were cooking us chips and burgers and neither of us had socks or belts on! It was bright out and a wednesday, we were still pissed so we got on the first bus that passed and woke up at the last stop with the two of us asleep on some lonely commuters shoulders, one on each side, the bloke who was working on a spreadsheet on his laptop! Had to get the first bus back again...

Next day my mate phoned me and told me I'd leaned in to kiss his girlfriend (that I didnt know he had!) 'cos she pulled my tie... as he was standing right there... luckily he took it well!

...........

A friend of mine also woke up in a hammock in a back garden of an elderly couple in Meath, when he lives in Dublin covered in HUGE big branchs of trees that he was using as 'blankets'. That was after he'd tried to sleep under a trunk and played hurling with two random 14 year olds at 4AM.

FOGRA:
I'd like to put it out there that I once woke up in a random apartment somewhere on the south side of Dublin with a female. I left my passport and my bank card in her apartment and didnt get her phone number IF she is a boardsie she will know who I am, my current hair is hilariously different to my passport picture hair, PM me! I want my passport back!

barnacle

Was ther 50 euro in the wallet?

I seem to remember a post about something like that. OP of that thread wanted to know if she kept the 50 and gave the wallet/passport etc into a garda station would she be a thief.

As was mentioned in a previous post. Coppers one night. Next morning. On my own. Field. Waterford. Sheep.

Pen1987

barnacle wrote: »

Was ther 50 euro in the wallet?

I seem to remember a post about something like that. OP of that thread wanted to know if she kept the 50 and gave the wallet/passport etc into a garda station would she be a thief.

As was mentioned in a previous post. Coppers one night. Next morning. On my own. Field. Waterford. Sheep.

HAH! NO WAY! PLEASE find me the thread! Hilarious! What forum???

MizzLolly

barnacle wrote: »

Was ther 50 euro in the wallet?

I seem to remember a post about something like that. OP of that thread wanted to know if she kept the 50 and gave the wallet/passport etc into a garda station would she be a thief.

As was mentioned in a previous post. Coppers one night. Next morning. On my own. Field. Waterford. Sheep.

Pen1987 wrote: »

HAH! NO WAY! PLEASE find me the thread! Hilarious! What forum???

That's bizarre! :eek:

barnacle

Ah it was a while ago, think the title contained dilemma.

Pen1987

I SERIOUSLY hope somebody can unearth that thread... this was about a year ago, to this day I dont know where I was or what her name was... I left a passport, a wallet, a belt and one sock there! If anyone could find it and it was about me it would be foooking amazing.

Cool_CM

That thread was about 2 months ago though and think she was from Cork, gimme a sec and Ill see if I can find it anyway.
Yup, here you go
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055295302

barnacle

Thats the one lol!