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Describe your Cock

  • 21-06-2008 05:50PM
    #1
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭


    There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

    So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

    I'll set the ball rolling.

    My cock is like a sock full of sand:D
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  • #2
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I can see this lasting.
    Cock.


  • #3
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

    So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

    I'll set the ball rolling.

    My cock is like a sock full of sand:D
    I can see this one lasting a long time..
    Small and stumpy looking but cute like a dwarf in a wonder woman costume


  • #4
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    At least it's not poo this time


  • #5
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    green.
    should I go to a doctor?


  • #6
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Big and noisy. He crows in the mornings and chases the hens all over the yard.


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  • #7
    Alanstrainor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,146 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    Mine is black and white with a red head. Infact here it is!
    cock


  • #8
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    I use to keep a bantam as kid, It lost its tail after a cat got at it and was killed a few years later by a fox. The neighbours were not too happy with it crowing at 5am.


  • #9
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Princess Innocent Knickers wrote: »
    green.
    should I go to a doctor?

    I know we can't give out medical advice on Boards but I'd wait it out. Green is healthy AFAIK.


  • #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    My cock is mine, all mine .....cept when it's shared


  • #11
    ImDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭ImDave


    Huge.


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  • #12
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Princess Innocent Knickers wrote: »
    green.
    should I go to a doctor?
    Nah, they'll only tell you to stop smoking pot (again)


  • #13
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Mine is is the size of a babys arm.

    ..and looks good in one too.


  • #14
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

    So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

    I'll set the ball rolling.

    My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

    why dont you ask your mother?


  • #15
    Krieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    Currently flaccid,
    But Im optimistic that it will change over the course of this thread


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This post has been deleted.


  • #17
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    snyper wrote: »
    Mine is is the size of a babys arm.

    [S[/S]

    A tiny newborn :D

    Seeing as everyones posting pics lately - why cant the men post pics of their cocks :pac: :pac:


  • #18
    gogglebok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭gogglebok


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

    Ribbed and squishy, with Argyle diamonding? I think we have the same gym.


  • #19
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My cock.


    Someone had to do it.


  • #20
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.


  • #21
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Abigayle wrote: »
    My cock.


    Someone had to do it.

    your cock is gone to the pub to watch the football. :p


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  • #22
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Awful looking yoke, tiny, full of foreskin, scabby.


  • #23
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    snyper wrote: »
    your cock is gone to the pub to watch the football. :p

    My cock is washing the dishes :pac:


  • #24
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Sherifu wrote: »
    I can see this lasting.
    slideways wrote: »
    I can see this one lasting a long time..

    That's pretty much how I'd describe it, yeah.


  • #25
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Dudess wrote: »
    Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

    woman.. what you talking about?!

    Have you looked at a vagina lately...
    :p


  • #26
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    snyper wrote: »
    woman.. what you talking about?!

    Have you looked at a vagina lately...
    :p

    Yeah, there is a reason that Danny Glover called the predator "Pussy face"


  • #27
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh indeed. Either set of genitalia is vile looking.


  • #28
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    "Set":confused:


  • #29
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Abigayle wrote: »
    My cock is washing the dishes :pac:

    must be a gay cock

    Vaginas are designed for washing dishes.. so the woman can stand closer to the sink


  • #30
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    My cock.


    Someone had to do it.

    Imagine going down on that :pac:


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  • #31
    cyberbob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭cyberbob


    i looked down to see , and got a black eye...
    :cool:

    (tch tch tch :( )


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