Describe your Cock

FlutterinBantam

There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

I'll set the ball rolling.

My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

Sherifu

I can see this lasting.
Cock.

Slidey

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

I'll set the ball rolling.

My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

I can see this one lasting a long time..
Small and stumpy looking but cute like a dwarf in a wonder woman costume

biko

At least it's not poo this time

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

green.
should I go to a doctor?

boneless

Big and noisy. He crows in the mornings and chases the hens all over the yard.

Alanstrainor

Mine is black and white with a red head. Infact here it is!
cock

Run_to_da_hills

I use to keep a bantam as kid, It lost its tail after a cat got at it and was killed a few years later by a fox. The neighbours were not too happy with it crowing at 5am.

javaboy

Princess Innocent Knickers wrote: »

green.
should I go to a doctor?

I know we can't give out medical advice on Boards but I'd wait it out. Green is healthy AFAIK.

Latchy

My cock is mine, all mine .....cept when it's shared

ImDave

Huge.

Rb

Princess Innocent Knickers wrote: »

green.
should I go to a doctor?

Nah, they'll only tell you to stop smoking pot (again)

AckwelFoley

Mine is is the size of a babys arm.

..and looks good in one too.

Agent Smith

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

There is a lot of shíte going about cock size and the like, most of it trivial.

So lets get serious and describe your crowning glory in certain terms,using easily understandable analogies.

I'll set the ball rolling.

My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

why dont you ask your mother?

Krieg

Currently flaccid,
But Im optimistic that it will change over the course of this thread

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Loopy

snyper wrote: »

Mine is is the size of a babys arm.

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A tiny newborn

Seeing as everyones posting pics lately - why cant the men post pics of their cocks :pac: :pac:

gogglebok

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

My cock is like a sock full of sand:D

Ribbed and squishy, with Argyle diamonding? I think we have the same gym.

Abi

My cock.


Someone had to do it.

Dudess

Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

AckwelFoley

Abigayle wrote: »

My cock.


Someone had to do it.

your cock is gone to the pub to watch the football.

Giblet

Awful looking yoke, tiny, full of foreskin, scabby.

Abi

snyper wrote: »

your cock is gone to the pub to watch the football.

My cock is washing the dishes :pac:

Earthhorse

Sherifu wrote: »

I can see this lasting.

slideways wrote: »

I can see this one lasting a long time..

That's pretty much how I'd describe it, yeah.

AckwelFoley

Dudess wrote: »

Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

woman.. what you talking about?!

Have you looked at a vagina lately...

Giblet

snyper wrote: »

woman.. what you talking about?!

Have you looked at a vagina lately...

Yeah, there is a reason that Danny Glover called the predator "Pussy face"

Dudess

Oh indeed. Either set of genitalia is vile looking.

FlutterinBantam

"Set"

AckwelFoley

Abigayle wrote: »

My cock is washing the dishes :pac:

must be a gay cock

Vaginas are designed for washing dishes.. so the woman can stand closer to the sink

Loopy

Abigayle wrote: »

My cock.


Someone had to do it.

Imagine going down on that :pac:

cyberbob

i looked down to see , and got a black eye...
:cool:

(tch tch tch )

AckwelFoley

Dudess wrote: »

Oh indeed. Either set of genitalia is vile looking.

yes... but when they're let play together they make such a lovely couple

Sherifu

Dudess wrote: »

Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

Planet Lesbos called, what time will you be home?

AckwelFoley

Sherifu wrote: »

Planet Lesbos called, what time will you be home?

lol.

Ping.

GirlInterrupted

Dudess wrote: »

Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

Some are definitely worse than others though;).

Fulton Crown

Perky agressive dinger - a little insecure - needs plenty of scratches and re-adjustment.

Into purple head gear with a nice plump collar - loves dark moist places but not too proud to use the back door if required.

A little hard of hearing - so requires mouth very close to or over helmet before any response.

Abi

snyper wrote: »

Vaginas are designed for washing dishes.. so the woman can stand closer to the sink

Well, Snyp.. If there wasn't so much guess work involved in where your next shag was coming from, that one might wash.

I think even you'd do a few dishes to access teh sex

*Ping* etc.

SV

Sort of like a nightstick..

Ponster

as hard and knarly as a portuguese sailor's arm

Proxy

Jesus this is a bloody awful thread.

I looked up at the TV and Ant and Dec are on. I spose mine is like Ant being burnt at the stake (i'm a ginge....)... stocky, initially fun, but after a few minutes is a rather grating annoyance....

FlutterinBantam

I'll mark you down as pencil dicked will I?

Sherifu

patty33 wrote: »

Are u in ireland

Hello there. Welcome along.

Slidey

patty33 wrote: »

Are u in ireland

Googling cock were we?

Abi

Are you in Ireland?

Well I am. Flutter could be on a jax anywhere.

Tragedy

"Useless"

el rabitos

47 posts and not one link to a pic of ronaldo labled "COCK" or even a witty "ask yor ma". terrible

Sherifu

el rabitos wrote: »

47 posts and not one link to a pic of ronaldo labled "COCK" or even a witty "ask yor ma". terrible

What's worrying is I don't think that's sarcasm.

Loopy

patty33 wrote: »

Are u in ireland

Yeh, but were talking about stuff down under...

Degsy

They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

Loopy

Degsy wrote: »

They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

sounds like my kinda joint :pac:

Slidey

Degsy wrote: »

They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

Aye and normally associated with halucinations:pac: