Bedding a teacher

20-06-2008 08:27PM

brianthebard wrote: »

If I could be guaranteed a place in an all girls school I would definitely become a teacher. *ahem* anyways, I know its not the same, but apparently one of the lecturers in NUIM scored a student, so they sent him off to a different university in Sweden. At least that's how the legend goes.

One of my Chemstry lecturers was asked to leave NUIM after having an affiar with a student.He's now in NUIG.

Lockstep · 20-06-2008 08:36PM

Teacher/priest in my friends school named Ward had a kid despite being a priest.
So the kids called him Paternity Ward.

Ok, not with a student though.

In the GaelThacht most of the teachers were in their 20s so whenever a teacher showed a thong or a nip slip on the beach, all the 13 year olds away from home would nearly go into convulsions.

Keano · 20-06-2008 08:42PM

dvega wrote: »

My computer teacher...she was hot hot hot when i was in school mainly cause she had the tightest arse ever,used to fantasize bout her all the time as did every other boy at the school.Anyway years on,met her in a shop and I recognized her straight away,she said i turned into a hansom man and i said ya and im single too,she turned off and said me too and laughed and i swear she made off so i could look at her ass,alright i didn't bed her but if i meet her again i sure as hell am gona try....

LOL - you keep trying

Terry · 20-06-2008 08:43PM

Had a teacher from the GaelThacht.
She was abot 5' 10", blonde and ****ing stunning.

She would sit on the chair beside mine and rub my leg while talking to me.

It never went any further than that though.
I could never understand why she picked me though.
I was one ugly bastard.

She wasn't in the school for long either.
I think she was just there as a short term replacement for one of the other teachers.

She was a bit of a mad bitch.
She grabbed one of the messers in the class one day and pinned him against the wall. He never gave her grief again.

Leeby · 20-06-2008 09:49PM

When I was in sixth year one of the teachers came out drinkin with us one Friday after school, a friend of ours arrived a little while later when we were quite drunk. Our teacher looked at us and said "is he your friend? Sure he's a fine lookin fella! Will I kiss him?" So of course we all said yeah and she launched at him, he didn't really get a choice in the matter. It was hilarious! Good times...

Lockstep · 20-06-2008 10:07PM

Was she hot?

Agamemnon · 20-06-2008 10:50PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Teacher/priest in my friends school named Ward had a kid despite being a priest.
So the kids called him Paternity Ward.

LOL :pac:

I had a Biology teacher in repeat year that I was madly in love with. When she did the chapter on human reproduction with us, I was dizzy with lust listening to her talk about breasts and vaginas. I had to sit on my hands to stop myself knocking one out under the desk.

She gave me a loan of a book of hers that smelled of her perfume. I left it on my pillow so that the fragrance was absorbed into it. What happened to that pillow afterwards was the closest I came to bedding her.

20-06-2008 11:12PM

I was a teacher for a while. I enjoyed some aspects of it but I was a teacher in an all girls school and frankly the paranoia over anything untoward happening was amazing.

I took over the soccer teams while I was there and I may as well have just worn assless chaps into the school for all the hassle it caused me. I loved coaching the team and felt I made a difference in some of the girls lives but dear God you had to be careful with what you said and did. Not worth it IMO.

That said if there are any women out there who I did not teach and wish to fulfill a teacher fantasy (over 21's only girls) you know where I am :pac:

:D:D:D:D

brianthebard · 20-06-2008 11:14PM

you should've worn those assless chaps on your last day!
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20-06-2008 11:17PM

brianthebard wrote: »

you should've worn those assless chaps on your last day!
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I was going to but the Principal borrowed them

Tha Gopher · 20-06-2008 11:24PM

Blisterman wrote: »

no one ever did was lucky enough to sleep with one of them...... One guy did make out with one...... Daughter, I'd want to kick the teachers ass.

Sleep with?

Make out?!!?

Kick his "ass"?

Are you sure you went to school in Ireland?

Anyway

There was rumour when I was about 16 a former student aged about 19 or 20 at the time had belted one of ours. Went around for weeks, dont know how she got wind of how much news it was making but the principal ended up giving our class (and most others presumably) a warning to stop talking about a rumour (which, of course, he didnt really specify) and reminded us of the existance of libel laws.

No idea whether it was true tbh.

Theres at least eight from the old days currently ranging in age from late 20s to knocking 50 that still start the engine when porn aint around. Painted myself in one class when I was 15

Calibos · 20-06-2008 11:53PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I was a teacher for a while. I enjoyed some aspects of it but I was a teacher in an all girls school and frankly the paranoia over anything untoward happening was amazing.

I took over the soccer teams while I was there and I may as well have just worn assless chaps into the school for all the hassle it caused me. I loved coaching the team and felt I made a difference in some of the girls lives but dear God you had to be careful with what you said and did. Not worth it IMO.

That said if there are any women out there who I did not teach and wish to fulfill a teacher fantasy (over 21's only girls) you know where I am :pac: :D:D:D:D

Forget about the paranoia. What about the frustration. Couldn't handle that if I were a male teacher in a girls school. 17-18yo girls.......MMMMMnnnnn

And no, I would not think a bloke lusting after a 17-18 5th-6th year girl was perverted or bordering on Paedophila. Lusting after a 1st to 3rd year would though. And I would be against any kind of relationship with one for the valid reasons of breach of trust, taking advantage of someone less mature than yourself, taking advantage of your position etc etc Very Very wrong..........

.......but! There is nothing that could stop my male biology from finding the womanly young form of a 17-18yo 6th year absolutely ball achingly lustworthy and thus working in anything other than an all boys school would surely be torture of the highest order

Mr Magnolia · 20-06-2008 11:53PM

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

randylonghorn · 21-06-2008 12:04AM

Xavi6 wrote: »

We had a couple of absolute crackers in our school.

Great **** material though.

+1

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hah!
In NUIG I believe a few lecturers are known to have done the deed with students. A paste lecturer was even going out with one a couple of years ago when he still taught.

It happens, sometimes it's problematic, sometimes it really isn't but people have got so paranoid that it becomes one. Guy I know, just started lecturing, fell for one of the research post-grad. students and vice-versa. They managed to keep it under wraps, luckily, and got married after she finished up. He was about 27, she was maybe 23 ... where's the crime? (I should mention that he had nothing to do with supervising or examining her thesis.)

Admittedly, that's one extreme, a middle-aged guy and a young naive student is another story, especially if pressure / promises are involved ... that IS a problem if / when it happens.

But not every lecturer / student relationship is necessarily problematic, each case needs to be treated on its own merits.

brianthebard wrote: »

you should've worn those assless chaps on your last day!

Stop fantasising, Brian!

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Painted myself in one class when I was 15

Just once? You had a deprived childhood, tbh ...

brianthebard wrote: »

edit:think it was sociology eamoss.theres a few female lecturers in that dept that were smokin hot.

Yep!

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

That's what you get for demanding back door access! >_>

KnifeWRENCH · 21-06-2008 12:18AM

Not sure about "bedded", but after our LC graduation night one of the lads in my year apparently woke up in a ditch with a Biology teacher and the woman who organised After School Study.

We had a few hot teachers, but it was a co-ed school so there were plenty of younger wimmins around! :pac:

caesar · 21-06-2008 01:41AM

Awh I will never forget our business class in second year....our sub teacher had a great ass, it was just great. Got caught looking while I was doing the whole trying to lean to the left of my seat to see the board thing. The funniest was when she accidentally rubbed the marker on her face. She went to look in the mirror that was on the projector, it was at an angle so she had to *ahem* adjust herself to see her face. Anyway when she was looking in it she had a clear view of one of the lads looking at her ass.....was funny when she turned around everyone knew and he was horrified. One of those moments ya had to be there for.

I heard that one of the lectures in UL got a postgrad student preggars.....think he is head of a department too. Im fairly sure its true and no big secret either.

dresden8 · 21-06-2008 01:44AM

Bedding? What are you, a Brit tabloid? The word is shagging.

javaboy · 21-06-2008 01:56AM

dresden8 wrote: »

Bedding? What are you, a Brit tabloid? The word is shagging.

Also a British tabloid word.

#Smokey# · 21-06-2008 02:05AM

"lashing her out of it" better?

Agamemnon · 21-06-2008 02:09AM

What about "baitin' it into her"?

Davidius · 21-06-2008 02:13AM

How about: Having sexual intercourse with a teacher.

javaboy · 21-06-2008 02:43AM

Gave her a good deep dicking and any of the above are acceptable.

JangoFett · 21-06-2008 07:50AM

In my old secondary school one of the teachers started goin out with a student the SECOND she finished her leaving cert, funny how timing like that works...

javaboy · 21-06-2008 08:01AM

Has any made any "after school grinds" jokes yet? If they haven't they should.

There would be some advantages to being with your teacher. e.g.

Parents (Unison): So son when are we going to meet this new girlfriend of yours?

Son: Well remember the parent teacher meeting last year?

Mammy: :eek:
Daddy: High five.

Incidentally my o/h is a teacher. :cool:

Blisterman · 27-06-2008 02:15PM

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Sleep with?

Make out?!!?

Kick his "ass"?

Are you sure you went to school in Ireland?

Alright, I'll change it

Roide

Shift

Kick the bejaysus into him,

Sherifu · 27-06-2008 02:23PM

Slim pickings in my old schools

Sam Vimes · 27-06-2008 02:23PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

We had a couple of absolute crackers in our school. Alas none of them would have even considered looking in the direction of acne, broken voices and greasy hair.

Great **** material though.

mmmmmmm, ms. black. yummy

i happen to know that a girl from our school, now 20 or so, is going out with one of the teachers. it's a big secret

Nichololas · 27-06-2008 02:36PM

Blisterman wrote: »

Roide

Shift

Kick the bejaysus into him,

"Lobbing it into her".

AnMoralltach · 27-06-2008 03:22PM

horsed it into her

Gave her a good rodgering

Vaginal reconstruction?

Mushy · 27-06-2008 04:40PM

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

"Lobbing it into her".

Wouldnt lob it into a Schkip!

Bedding a teacher

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