Stupid Girl WONT SHUT UP...

if she says personal/ semi-personal stuff, go and talk to her about it, and when she asks how you know, point at your chair (far away hopefully) and tell her you can hear everything she says from there,

or something like that.. might have an effect... probably only for about half a day

either that or look up " loud Howard" from Dilbert(the comic strip), just to know you are not alone.

When she goes to the bathroom leave a little anonymous note on her desk telling her to Shut Up and then write i'm watching you, it'll totally freak her out because she won't know who sent it, not even the guy with shifty eyes

Something glittery or shiney should keep her distracted.

Pighead wrote: »

First of all, have a bit of respect for the girl. Sure she may talk a lot but that doesn't mean she is stupid or a lesser person than you steve_o.

Secondly, sneak up behind her, knock her out with a sellotape holder, gag her and then throw her into the Office Supplies cupboard for a couple of days..

Wazdakka wrote: »

Or failing that quietly and calmly beat her teeth in with a hole punch.

Rofl, those quotes made my day.

Back OT, I used to work in a call centre environment and there were a couple Polish and Swedish guys, that I got along with ok, that were INCREDIBLY loud. What's more is, they never talked about anything remotely interesting either.
I could never work properly so I just said a couple times, jokingly.. "Lads will ye's ever shut the fk up for 2 mins" ...(Note. You have to smile/smirk/laugh while doing this for the first couple of times).
Then, after I'd broken the ice a little with that, I gave it a day or two and said it again, except I added "...seriously", and with no facial expression at all (indicating just how.. serious I was).

I'd love to say that worked, but it didn't. It did make me feel good however, and they did stop shouting for a few days before they got back into swing of things.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you will most likely have to murder this person.

get a big pair of headphone, not those in ear jobs, I mean, big fook off yokes, have them in your drawer with your mp3 player of choice.

when she starts up, put them on. No doubt this will attract attention from your manager/supervisor whomever.

when the question is put "why are you wearing those?", Don't say a word, stand up, walk down to loud mouth, stand behind her (works best if she's still yapping by the time you get to her).

look at the person who's questioned you and raise one eye brow knowingly. Or just point if they're thick.

Do this EVERY SINGLE TIME without fail. They'll ask her to be quiet for you. well that's the plan at least.

I worked in an open plan office for about 3 years and I had NO idea how loud I was on the phone or chatting to co-workers in general until someone complained, I was called in and my manager said it to me, he was cracking up saying it to me cos we got on really well (and in fairness, I got on well with everyone) but one woman had said she couldn't concentrate if I was yapping away to customers on the phone or messing with co-workers. I. Nearly. Died.

I was so embarrassed - and kept my mouth shut from that point on and just practically whispered into the phone - the lads I had a laugh with in the office thought it was hilarious - but in fairness, it made me grow up a bit and consider others - I just had absolutely no idea that I was talking loudly or laughing too loudly - it was quite a fun place to work and everyone else seemed to be doing the same...but I was the one hauled in - I would have preferred if she had said it to my face instead of the whole "being called into the managers office" - I was mortified..

But in my defence, the stuff I was talking about was SO interesting

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk8H5V-DCqo

Is she like this?

Dammit! What did he do when he followed her?

Just say it to her OP. Or send her an email with a link to this thread and STFU wrote in it!

I used to work with a guy that roared down the phone and wrecked everyones head.

I used to walk past and very loudly go SSSSSSsssssshhhhhhh.............. seemed to work, he calmed down a bit then.