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If i find a weiner... somones going to die

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  • #62
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Get a ground floor room in case you have to "leave" quickly through the window....


  • #63
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Get a ground floor room in case you have to "leave" quickly through the window....

    been there done that.

    I had to make an emergency escape from a situation i was not comfortable with in galway about 2 years ago...

    Done the deed and jumped 2 floors out the hotel window into the shrubbery..

    Jumped out from one bush into another....


  • #64
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Simple check.

    Text her, ask her to explain the offside rule.


  • #65
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    been there done that.

    I had to make an emergency escape from a situation i was not comfortable with in galway about 2 years ago...

    Done the deed and jumped 2 floors out the hotel window into the shrubbery..

    Jumped out from one bush into another....

    You had to escape because of her gential grooming habits?:confused:


  • #66
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    You had to escape because of her gential grooming habits?:confused:

    No.. it was more the size of the person attacthed to the genital unit..

    Drink makes me love people...

    Sobering up ftw.


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  • #67
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Anyone else really, really hope he/she has a schlong?

    Hey Snyp, the person isn't a boardsie is he?


    There fixed it 4 you....


  • #68
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Hooch Snyper is crazy...


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Hooch Snyper is crazy...

    lol


  • #70
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Spook_ie wrote: »
    There fixed it 4 you....

    Yore ma
    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Hooch Snyper is crazy...

    yer maa
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    lol

    yo momma



    :D


  • #71
    carolmon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 621 ✭✭✭carolmon


    is the meet up in Dublin??

    Just thinking ............things to do with two weiners???
    bring it to the spencer tunick shoot


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  • #72
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    suspectdevice wrote: »
    stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.

    Hehehe....:D


  • #73
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    http://www.mathies.com/blog/giuliani_drag.jpg


    have a great night!


  • #74
    jackal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 791 ✭✭✭jackal


    Its a trap!


  • #75
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ive been thinking about this and ive decided to cancel the whole thing.. until maybe another time...

    Just too fcuking weird for me.. particularly after reading this thread.

    I'l go to the pub with my mates and get sh!tfaced instead.

    Hope yizzer happy. :mad:


  • #76
    The Artist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive been thinking about this and ive decided to cancel the whole thing.. until maybe another time...

    Just too fcuking weird for me.. particularly after reading this thread.

    I'l go to the pub with my mates and get sh!tfaced instead.

    Hope yizzer happy. :mad:
    good man yourself and dot get too sh/tfaced as ye might end up in bed with a
    man woman:pac:


  • #77
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251d19928e1d00e398cfebfc0004-500pi


  • #78
    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive been thinking about this and ive decided to cancel the whole thing..
    Waht!? You'll always wonder what could have been snyper..

    Maybe it could have been the manwoman of your dreams, and you'd have married her and had a whole bunch of little transexual kids, and a white picket fence...But now you'll never know :( for shame snyper


  • #79
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Lucky escape. Lotion ftw.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkICk0LnygU


  • #80
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    Jesus, Snyper on a date. I can only imagine the small talk...

    Make sure to post the details on [forum name deleted for national security reasons] after. I'm sure that's the only place you will be able to do so without getting perma-sitebanned. Btw, its a trap.


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive been thinking about this and ive decided to cancel the whole thing.. until maybe another time...

    Just too fcuking weird for me.. particularly after reading this thread.

    I'l go to the pub with my mates and get sh!tfaced instead.

    Hope yizzer happy. :mad:

    Your a big yellow bellied meany!
    I was looking forward to the hearing the end of the story. ~sulk~


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  • #82
    Cormic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Cormic


    boo hiss - I was hoping to hear what happened on Sat!


  • #83
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Dam it Snyper....

    Think about it logically.... you could land yourself a "Thread of the year" title for the thread that you will start on Saturday/Sunday.


  • #84
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Cormic wrote: »
    boo hiss - I was hoping to hear what happened on Sat!

    +1

    Dont spoil it for us all! :(:p


  • #85
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    http://www.unicef.org/influenzaresources/files/cartoon_chicken(2).jpg


  • #86
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    phear not...

    ive been busy rummiging thru some numbers on ma phone that ive picked up over the last few months...

    weekedd is sorted....


    Latvian girl (24) .. hasnt got a bean of english friday night in Mayo.

    an Auld wan in Westmeath (37) saturday noight..

    oh.. and the suspected lady boy(33).. coffee sunday.. im going to be looking for n adams apple when she is sippin her mocha.


  • #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Listening to you kick yourself when suspected Lady boy turns out to be a gloriously attractive Longario-a-like, who then wants nothing to do with you......is some consolation I suppose. :pac:


  • #88
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Listening to you kick yourself when suspected Lady boy turns out to be a gloriously attractive Longario-a-like, who then wants nothing to do with you......is some consolation I suppose. :pac:

    ... its at that point i pull out the duct tape for her, and the gimp suit for me.

    Everyones a winner then.


  • #89
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    snyper wrote: »
    im going to be looking for n adams apple when she is sippin her mocha.

    Mocha, I call my lad weiner ;)


  • #90
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    1 down 2 to go..

    met olga in Mayo last night...
    I was expecting em.. internet geek girl..

    What actually greeted me was 6 foot tall 24 year old latvian model...

    *chants of yea yea.. sure thing snyper*

    Snyper doesnt blush.. i did last night.. i nearly swallowed my fcuking tougue..

    Incredible woman.. but.. addly enough not my tyoe.. i might meet her again.. but i just get the smell of "high maintenance" off her.

    Tonight.. the Lovely Anne....

    BBL..


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  • #91
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Yep. It definitely had a weiner.


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