If i find a weiner... somones going to die

AckwelFoley

..blind date on friday night..

Only contact ive had was by text...

.. i told her to book a pair off rooms in the city (been the gent i am)

.. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

To which i replied fine.

Ive been on "first dates" before where we shared a room in a hotel.. but atleast we had met before hand..

With the advent of good photography, newer more successful hormone treatments for sex changes.. that little voice in ma head is screaming ITS A TRAP!

If i find a pair of balls on friday night other than my own.... im going to be a little bit disappointed tbh.


Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Nope never shared a hotel room on the first date!!

Parsley

snyper wrote: »

.. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

Most likely shemale/disfigured and desperate. :pac: It's a trap!

Call Me Jimmy

Look at me! I have a date! Discuss.

aidan_walsh

Didn't you say before that you are married, or am I thinking of another Kermit?

carolmon

look forward to the update post sst morning...............

Kimbot

snyper wrote: »

..blind date on friday night..

Only contact ive had was by text...

.. i told her to book a pair off rooms in the city (been the gent i am)

.. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

To which i replied fine.

Ive been on "first dates" before where we shared a room in a hotel.. but atleast we had met before hand..

With the advent of good photography, newer more successful hormone treatments for sex changes.. that little voice in ma head is screaming ITS A TRAP!

If i find a pair of balls on friday night other than my own.... im going to be a little bit disappointed tbh.


Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

You've got to be kidding me?? Man your going to get ridden from here to bangkock and back again!!

D-A-V-E

haha classic! best thing to do is go in for a 'handshake' and feel the groinal area!

Abi

snyper wrote: »

Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

Good lord no. I is a laaydee. :pac:


You should have said, "no I insist. I am after all a gent." Im surprised by her eagerness to jump on board as quickly as that. That is either a fugly woman with nothing to lose, or indeed a tranny.

m83

You're not alone! I did this about two years ago with an aussie chick, she didn't put out though so don't presume its on a plate for you yet!

Don't have too much cash on you!

suspectdevice

stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.

AckwelFoley

m83 wrote: »

You're not alone! I did this about two years ago with an aussie chick, she didn't put out though so don't presume its on a plate for you yet!

At this point.. this is the least of my concerns.

Getting mannraped is more the pressing issue right now.

LadyE

No I havent.

Bit strange she was so willing to book the room...no even pretence of

"Im a lady!!"

Deffo a bloke

brianthebard

suspectdevice wrote: »

stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.

oh the lolz!

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DonJose

snyper wrote: »

Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

Yeah but it cost me €140/hour

Jemmy

Weiner weiner, i see a weiner! lmao

Never shared one on a first date tho!





You'll have to update us!

s14driftking

suspectdevice wrote: »

stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.

pmsl
bring a base ball bat wit ya and drop the hand in the bed room if it has bigger balls than u beat it senseless or your gonna get ass raped lol

Feral Mutant

Nah, you're over-reacting.
You'll probably just wake up the next morning in a bath filled with ice with a kidney-shaped scar on your back.

AckwelFoley

lol at the replies

FunkZ

All the best with this snyper lad, remember to bring protection so ya don't get durty going in the only possible hole there will be in a situation like this!

Pepe LeFrits

Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?

The_B_Man

a pre-arranged hotel room for a first date? usually its spur of the moment thing, or back to the gaf! tho im assumin neither of yis live in the same place? sounds quite sordid altogether!! nice!

AckwelFoley

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?

what happened? 1960s Ireland came and went.

judas101

D-A-V-E wrote: »

haha classic! best thing to do is go in for a 'handshake' and feel the groinal area!

Very subtle! :pac:

Pepe LeFrits

snyper wrote: »

what happened? 1960s Ireland came and went.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrright.

Pepe LeFrits

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?

Contraception became legal.

Steve_o

1. Its either a mega trap (i.e. a chick named desmond)
2. She's horrid ugly and desperate

Neither are good....


ps, this is a great thread!!

AckwelFoley

Steve_o wrote: »

1
2. She's horrid ugly and desperate

!!

No.. shes better looking than some of the beasts ive been with.

Ive got a pics... and no.. im not posting.

So tec.. its not a blind date as such...

LadyE

snyper wrote: »

No.. shes better looking than some of the beasts ive been with.

Ive got a pics... and no.. im not posting.

So tec.. its not a blind date as such...

The pics could be anyone

MizzLolly

Maybe she is a man.

It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

Tut tut...

cormie

I'll rent you the back of my van for an hour. I've a blow up mattress and some sheets. I can stay in the cab and if I hear you screaming I'll come save you for a low extra charge.

I'll beat the hotels twin room price :pac:

s14driftking

where u pick her up from lol so no one else falls into tis trap

LadyE

LadyE wrote: »

The pics could be anyone

Like this hot momma.

Possibly NSFW, unless you work in a zoo.

AckwelFoley

MizzLolly wrote: »

Maybe she is a man.

It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

Tut tut...

I do respect women.

once they know their place.... :pac:

AckwelFoley

Myth wrote: »

Like this hot momma.

Possibly NSFW, unless you work in a zoo.

Im strangely aroused

Spook_ie

What about either of these two girls....



and the site they came from

http://winterkisses79.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C203A61BFD56C3C3!506.entry

Good luck an sweet dreams......:eek:

MizzLolly

snyper wrote: »

I do respect women.

once they know their place.... :pac:

*ditches her manners....

Ahem...

Lie down b!tch! He's gonna give it to you good!!


*back to my lady-like ways..

Slidey

"Then she got her lad out...."
The only thing worse than dropping the hand and finding a pound o meat down there snyp is the sudden gut wrenching thought that will run through your head..
oh noes... its bigger than mine

truecrippler

Jemmy wrote: »

Weiner weiner, i see a weiner! lmao

Never shared one on a first date tho!





You'll have to update us!

:eek: You've never shared a weiner on a first date? :eek: It's common courtesy to do so.

If he/she/it pulls out a condom and you hear a snap whilst feeling nothing... pull a legger and get out of there a.s.a.p.

AckwelFoley

Best thread replies ever.

...Even if its my ass thats in a cast this day week

Fringe

Sounds dodgy. My advice is to have someone accompany you. I'll be glad to do it.

The Artist

this is your blind date

taidghbaby

Spook_ie wrote: »

What about either of these two girls....



and the site they came from

http://winterkisses79.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C203A61BFD56C3C3!506.entry

Good luck an sweet dreams......:eek:

that first one raises a moral dilemma :eek:

brianthebard

Alan Ford wrote: »

this is your blind date

ahh my retinas!it burns!

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Creature

Wow Snyper, first knocking out the guy in the pub, and now this. You'd better stop posting here, I'm not sure if us regular boards users can take much more of your awesomeness.

MizzLolly

MizzLolly wrote: »

Maybe she is a man.

It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

Tut tut...

I want a link to this thread so I can assess the level of violence required as response.

MizzLolly

Moonbaby wrote: »

I want a link to this thread so I can assess the level of violence required as response.

Taken from Mr.Hit Me thread..

Snyper:

"....*clears throat..*

last toime i burried the baldy lad previous to the last "thing" i was with was quite a few weeks.. we are talking double digits here..

So to explain why i had sex with the rather plump ginger lass.. i ment to say..

"i was die'in to cock something"
what i said...

"im die'in for cock"




Silly Snyper being so mean!



I don't know why I'm picking on you, I'm not even ginger! Sorry

Dave!

What's with the hotel rooms? Are ye meeting at a neutral location or somethin?

I would have thought it would make sense (if you are travelling a significant distance for the date) for you to book a room for yourself (double bed), and depending on how the date goes: (a) she goes home and you go back to the hotel (and take care of yourself), or (b) she goes back to the hotel with you and takes care of you.

Maybe I'm old fashioned!

I'm reminded of that guy who bought flights to the US to date his hot online romanantic interest.
When he got there she was a 60+ 300lb moustached lady, she had used false pics, but he was a cheap ass so decided to stay in her home anyway.
After a week or so, they were raided by he police who found her lodgers body in her frezzer.
She had murdered and dismembered him in antcipation of the English fellas arrival, but was till cashing the lodgers benefits.


In all likely hood she is probably just a crazy lady who wants to ride you crooked, and then through you away.
Hence the need for the hotel room.

MizzLolly

MizzLolly wrote: »

Taken from Mr.Hit Me thread..

Snyper:

"....*clears throat..*

last toime i burried the baldy lad previous to the last "thing" i was with was quite a few weeks.. we are talking double digits here..

hhmmm I'm failing to comphrend this entire sentance.
So I all I have him for at the minute is the misdeamour offence- inapproiate use of the g word.