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If i find a weiner... somones going to die

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  • #32
    cormie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,867 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    I'll rent you the back of my van for an hour. I've a blow up mattress and some sheets. I can stay in the cab and if I hear you screaming I'll come save you for a low extra charge.

    I'll beat the hotels twin room price :pac:


  • #33
    s14driftking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭s14driftking


    where u pick her up from lol so no one else falls into tis trap


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LadyE wrote: »
    The pics could be anyone :D

    Like this hot momma.

    Possibly NSFW, unless you work in a zoo.


  • #35
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Maybe she is a man.

    It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




    Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

    Tut tut... ;)

    I do respect women.

    once they know their place.... :pac:


  • #36
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Myth wrote: »
    Like this hot momma.

    Possibly NSFW, unless you work in a zoo.

    Im strangely aroused


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  • #37
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    What about either of these two girls....
    i1aert.jpg
    i1aee0.jpg

    and the site they came from

    http://winterkisses79.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C203A61BFD56C3C3!506.entry

    Good luck an sweet dreams......:eek:


  • #38
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    snyper wrote: »
    I do respect women.

    once they know their place.... :pac:

    *ditches her manners....

    Ahem...

    Lie down b!tch! He's gonna give it to you good!! :D


    *back to my lady-like ways..


  • #39
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    "Then she got her lad out...."
    The only thing worse than dropping the hand and finding a pound o meat down there snyp is the sudden gut wrenching thought that will run through your head..
    oh noes... its bigger than mine


  • #40
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Jemmy wrote: »
    Weiner weiner, i see a weiner! lmao

    Never shared one on a first date tho!





    You'll have to update us!


    :eek: You've never shared a weiner on a first date? :eek: It's common courtesy to do so.

    If he/she/it pulls out a condom and you hear a snap whilst feeling nothing... pull a legger and get out of there a.s.a.p.


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Best thread replies ever.

    ...Even if its my ass thats in a cast this day week


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  • #42
    Fringe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    Sounds dodgy. My advice is to have someone accompany you. I'll be glad to do it.


  • #43
    The Artist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    this is your blind date


  • #44
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Spook_ie wrote: »
    What about either of these two girls....
    i1aert.jpg
    i1aee0.jpg

    and the site they came from

    http://winterkisses79.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C203A61BFD56C3C3!506.entry

    Good luck an sweet dreams......:eek:
    that first one raises a moral dilemma :confused::confused::eek:


  • #45
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    this is your blind date

    ahh my retinas!it burns!

    Posted via Mobile Device


  • #46
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Wow Snyper, first knocking out the guy in the pub, and now this. You'd better stop posting here, I'm not sure if us regular boards users can take much more of your awesomeness.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Maybe she is a man.

    It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




    Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

    Tut tut... ;)

    I want a link to this thread so I can assess the level of violence required as response.


  • #48
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I want a link to this thread so I can assess the level of violence required as response.

    Taken from Mr.Hit Me thread..

    Snyper:

    "....*clears throat..*

    last toime i burried the baldy lad previous to the last "thing" i was with was quite a few weeks.. we are talking double digits here..

    So to explain why i had sex with the rather plump ginger lass.. i ment to say..

    "i was die'in to cock something"
    what i said...

    "im die'in for cock"




    Silly Snyper being so mean!



    I don't know why I'm picking on you, I'm not even ginger! Sorry :p


  • #49
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    What's with the hotel rooms? Are ye meeting at a neutral location or somethin?

    I would have thought it would make sense (if you are travelling a significant distance for the date) for you to book a room for yourself (double bed), and depending on how the date goes: (a) she goes home and you go back to the hotel (and take care of yourself), or (b) she goes back to the hotel with you and takes care of you.

    Maybe I'm old fashioned!


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm reminded of that guy who bought flights to the US to date his hot online romanantic interest.
    When he got there she was a 60+ 300lb moustached lady, she had used false pics, but he was a cheap ass so decided to stay in her home anyway.
    After a week or so, they were raided by he police who found her lodgers body in her frezzer.
    She had murdered and dismembered him in antcipation of the English fellas arrival, but was till cashing the lodgers benefits.


    In all likely hood she is probably just a crazy lady who wants to ride you crooked, and then through you away.
    Hence the need for the hotel room.


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Taken from Mr.Hit Me thread..

    Snyper:

    "....*clears throat..*

    last toime i burried the baldy lad previous to the last "thing" i was with was quite a few weeks.. we are talking double digits here..


    hhmmm I'm failing to comphrend this entire sentance.
    So I all I have him for at the minute is the misdeamour offence- inapproiate use of the g word.


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  • #52
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    hhmmm I'm failing to comphrend this entire sentance.
    So I all I have him for at the minute is the misdeamour offence- inapproiate use of the g word.
    Glasshouses people..
    snyper wrote: »
    I have, when i grow one.. a ginnger isg beard.

    Im a frightful looking gentleman enough without growing a beard.. and a ginger one at that.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=55579090&postcount=42


  • #53
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Pics can't be trusted, good photographers can make the ugly seem beautiful -_-

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #54
    j1smithy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Pics can't be trusted, good photographers can make the ugly seem beautiful -_-

    I think you're talking about alcohol ;)


  • #55
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I've done it twice... both times I believe they were women...


  • #56
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    j1smithy wrote: »
    I think you're talking about alcohol ;)
    Thats another issue altogether :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #57
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Myth wrote: »
    Possibly NSFW, unless you work in a zoo.

    Best ever response!!!!

    Btw wheres the ladyboy/tranny dude that hangs around ah?

    also snypes, id be a bit wary of "kidneys for sale" stuff! good luck with it, but i wouldnt touch this one with yours!:pac:


  • #58
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Am I the only one here thinking....Bubbles? :D


  • #59
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Am I the only one thinking, have a ficking burger and go to sleep.

    Dodge hallions


  • #60
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,161 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Anyone else really, really hope he/she has a schlong?

    Hey Snyp, the person isn't a boardsie are they?


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  • #61
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    so what'l ya do if you find more meat then yourself? compare?

    may as well bring astroglide with ya... you may just need it...


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