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If i find a weiner... somones going to die

  • 16-06-2008 09:35PM
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    ..blind date on friday night..

    Only contact ive had was by text...

    .. i told her to book a pair off rooms in the city (been the gent i am)

    .. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

    To which i replied fine.

    Ive been on "first dates" before where we shared a room in a hotel.. but atleast we had met before hand..

    With the advent of good photography, newer more successful hormone treatments for sex changes.. that little voice in ma head is screaming ITS A TRAP!

    If i find a pair of balls on friday night other than my own.... im going to be a little bit disappointed tbh.


    Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?


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  • #2
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,066 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Nope never shared a hotel room on the first date!!


  • #3
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    snyper wrote: »
    .. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

    Most likely shemale/disfigured and desperate. :pac: It's a trap!


  • #4
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Look at me! I have a date! Discuss.


  • #5
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Didn't you say before that you are married, or am I thinking of another Kermit?


  • #6
    carolmon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 621 ✭✭✭carolmon


    look forward to the update post sst morning...............


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  • #7
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    snyper wrote: »
    ..blind date on friday night..

    Only contact ive had was by text...

    .. i told her to book a pair off rooms in the city (been the gent i am)

    .. she says.. lets just book a twin room its cheaper...

    To which i replied fine.

    Ive been on "first dates" before where we shared a room in a hotel.. but atleast we had met before hand..

    With the advent of good photography, newer more successful hormone treatments for sex changes.. that little voice in ma head is screaming ITS A TRAP!

    If i find a pair of balls on friday night other than my own.... im going to be a little bit disappointed tbh.


    Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

    You've got to be kidding me?? Man your going to get ridden from here to bangkock and back again!! :p


  • #8
    D-A-V-E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭D-A-V-E


    haha classic! best thing to do is go in for a 'handshake' and feel the groinal area! :p


  • #9
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    snyper wrote: »
    Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

    Good lord no. I is a laaydee. :pac:


    You should have said, "no I insist. I am after all a gent." Im surprised by her eagerness to jump on board as quickly as that. That is either a fugly woman with nothing to lose, or indeed a tranny.


  • #10
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    You're not alone! I did this about two years ago with an aussie chick, she didn't put out though so don't presume its on a plate for you yet!


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't have too much cash on you!


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  • #12
    suspectdevice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭suspectdevice


    stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.


  • #13
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    m83 wrote: »
    You're not alone! I did this about two years ago with an aussie chick, she didn't put out though so don't presume its on a plate for you yet!

    At this point.. this is the least of my concerns.

    Getting mannraped is more the pressing issue right now.


  • #14
    LadyE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    No I havent.

    Bit strange she was so willing to book the room...no even pretence of

    "Im a lady!!"

    Deffo a bloke :D


  • #15
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    suspectdevice wrote: »
    stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.

    oh the lolz!

    Posted via Mobile Device


  • #16
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    snyper wrote: »
    Anyhow.. has anyone else ever shared a hotel room on a first date?

    Yeah but it cost me €140/hour :D


  • #17
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Weiner weiner, i see a weiner! lmao

    Never shared one on a first date tho!





    You'll have to update us!


  • #18
    s14driftking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭s14driftking


    suspectdevice wrote: »
    stick with the oral, afterall, a face is a face, shoot your load and fall asleep, if its a tranny then he'll understand, blokes are blokes.
    pmsl
    bring a base ball bat wit ya and drop the hand in the bed room if it has bigger balls than u beat it senseless or your gonna get ass raped lol


  • #19
    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Nah, you're over-reacting.
    You'll probably just wake up the next morning in a bath filled with ice with a kidney-shaped scar on your back.


  • #20
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    lol at the replies :D


  • #21
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    All the best with this snyper lad, remember to bring protection so ya don't get durty going in the only possible hole there will be in a situation like this!


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  • #22
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?


  • #23
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    a pre-arranged hotel room for a first date? usually its spur of the moment thing, or back to the gaf! tho im assumin neither of yis live in the same place? sounds quite sordid altogether!! nice! :D


  • #24
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pepe LeFrits wrote: »
    Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?

    what happened? 1960s Ireland came and went.


  • #25
    judas101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    D-A-V-E wrote: »
    haha classic! best thing to do is go in for a 'handshake' and feel the groinal area! :p

    Very subtle! :pac:


  • #26
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    snyper wrote: »
    what happened? 1960s Ireland came and went.
    rrrrrrrrrrrrrright.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pepe LeFrits wrote: »
    Hotel rooms? Whatever happened to going home after a date?

    Contraception became legal.


  • #28
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    1. Its either a mega trap (i.e. a chick named desmond)
    2. She's horrid ugly and desperate

    Neither are good....


    ps, this is a great thread!!


  • #29
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Steve_o wrote: »
    1
    2. She's horrid ugly and desperate

    !!

    No.. shes better looking than some of the beasts ive been with.

    Ive got a pics... and no.. im not posting.

    So tec.. its not a blind date as such...


  • #30
    LadyE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    snyper wrote: »
    No.. shes better looking than some of the beasts ive been with.

    Ive got a pics... and no.. im not posting.

    So tec.. its not a blind date as such...

    The pics could be anyone :D


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  • #31
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Maybe she is a man.

    It'd be awfully funny payback for thinking disrespectful things about women! That thread in which you talk about 'the ginger', springing to mind!




    Edit: Oh look above... 'beasts'..

    Tut tut... ;)


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