cheated my ass off didnt get caught.

salman85 · 16-06-2008 5:26pm #1

tribute to everyone who posted here, in the most epic thread in boards.ie history

/bow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

mikemac · 16-06-2008 5:28pm

With that sort of attitude are going to end up like Haughey, Cooper-Flynn, Ahern or any number of top investment bankers

Straight to the top of your profession and respected and admired by most

Cheating pays!

Harpie · 16-06-2008 5:29pm

Well you're just great aren't ya
Just to add I hope somethin does go MAJORLY wrong

donmeister · 16-06-2008 5:31pm

are you messing?

wow,people like you make me sick,you really do.

enuf said

Kold · 16-06-2008 5:31pm

If you're good at cheating you don't have to be good at anything else.

Vain · 16-06-2008 5:32pm

your not the sharpest tool around leaving a message on boards saying you cheated.. Some one will report you and all they have to do is track your ip address and they know who it is.. All i have to say good luck repeating the Lc next year your going to get caught

salman85 · 16-06-2008 5:33pm

Kold wrote: »

If you're good at cheating you don't have to be good at anything else.

+1 respect

Turquoise · 16-06-2008 5:33pm

Chances are if you're going for a course with high points, it's going to have high demands. (with a few exceptions) If you couldn't manage the Leaving without cheating, you'll probably struggle.
I hate to think you could be taking the place of someone who actually worked for their course.

Xavi6 · 16-06-2008 5:33pm

Not getting caught cheating is a talent in itself.

Cokehead Mother · 16-06-2008 5:34pm

OP, can you not just ask your mother for attention or buy a dog or something?

spurious · 16-06-2008 5:36pm

Vain wrote: »

your not the sharpest tool around leaving a message on boards saying you cheated.. Some one will report you and all they have to do is track your ip address and they know who it is.. All i have to say good luck repeating the Lc next year your going to get caught

There isn't a huge pool of people who sat both Physics and German.
It wouldn't be too hard for the SEC to work out who brains is.

Hope the college course isn't too difficult.

Harpie · 16-06-2008 5:37pm

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

OP, can you not just ask your mother for attention or buy a dog or something?

+1
I smell a troll..all supervisors regardless of how dopey they are have to be strict on the type of calculators the students use..also u say u cheated in most of ur exams by using a programmable calculator..surely someone using a calculator in any other subject than those which require them looks a bit suss? :rolleyes:

Turquoise · 16-06-2008 5:38pm

And he's probably already posted what his first choice of course his, so put that together with the physics and german and it'd be no problem.

Dixie Chick · 16-06-2008 5:41pm

ha ha ha, it would be funny to see you when you into college and dont know your arse from your elbow. ah well cheating pays:eek:

Kold · 16-06-2008 5:44pm

Cheating doesn't necessarily mean thick. It most probably means lazy.

JC 2K3 · 16-06-2008 5:45pm

You cheated and you're only sitting on about 500 points? LMAO.

PeakOutput · 16-06-2008 5:45pm

dnt feed the troll

life_is_music · 16-06-2008 5:45pm

fair play if that's what your into......

I used love cheating in summer tests etc... but I didn't for the lc. I have some morals!

As for getting caught - not gonna happen

Pity you were stupid enough to post it here

Xavi6 · 16-06-2008 5:46pm

Dixie Chick wrote: »

ha ha ha, it would be funny to see you when you into college and dont know your arse from your elbow. ah well cheating pays:eek:

Eh nothing stopping the OP from doing the exact same thing in college. If anything it's easier to do it there.

Shifty · 16-06-2008 5:49pm

salman85 wrote: »

my mom and dad are both doctors i would have no problem getting any ADD etc drugs my dad is a pediatrition he usually has alot of samples of these kinds of drugs

i was on a homeopathic medicine which improves problem solving skills and comprehending information

i stoped taking it, its like cheating. i think they should introduce drug testing in exam centers.

now to think of it i would take speed or meth for small periods of time until the exams are over, it will also help my reflexes in counter strike, most of my team take speed when they play, they dont complain about anything.

but its cheating so i wont.

Strange!

tramoredude · 16-06-2008 5:49pm

lololol What did you have one the 1gig flash card? Looking at Othello quotes 16 characters at a time or something?

This is probably fake, If it isn't fake, I would not be upset if you were hit by a truck type vehicle

tribulus · 16-06-2008 5:50pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

Eh nothing stopping the OP from doing the exact same thing in college. If anything it's easier to do it there.

I agree. I think some LC people are going to be surprised when they go to college. I mentioned before in a similiar thread but I know of several people who cheated in the LC and a few who also did the same in college. Amazingly they now have jobs and are to all intents doing fine for themselves. Karma must be on holidays or something.

16-06-2008 5:52pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

Eh nothing stopping the OP from doing the exact same thing in college. If anything it's easier to do it there.

I'd disagree on what I've seen happen to people, but it would depend on the college.

salman85 wrote:

yeah i cheated my ass of in most exams, had a fully programmable calculator with 1 gig flash card, my examiner was a dope (love her tho she was nice ) im sitting at about 500 points i would say, and unless something MAJORLY goes wrong, i have my first choice in the bag.

Creamy Goodness · 16-06-2008 5:53pm

i'd love to see an admin track his ip, report him to eircom, eircom take it to the gardai, the gardai take it to the examiners and then bam. HERPES

Xavi6 · 16-06-2008 5:54pm

Myth wrote: »

I'd disagree on what I've seen happen to people, but it would depend on the college.

Not saying I'm proud of it now, but believe me it's far easier.

Resi12 · 16-06-2008 5:59pm

salman85 wrote: »

yeah i cheated my ass of in most exams, had a fully programmable calculator with 1 gig flash card, my examiner was a dope (love her tho she was nice ) im sitting at about 500 points i would say, and unless something MAJORLY goes wrong, i have my first choice in the bag.

WOOOOHOOO

O wow do u want a pat on the back? Well done who cares really though!!!

Soby · 16-06-2008 6:01pm

I think we really should stop feeding this person...i fail to see how a calucator would go unoticed in irish/french.....whatever...

salman85 · 16-06-2008 6:03pm

Soby wrote: »

I think we really should stop feeding this person...i fail to see how a calucator would go unoticed in irish/french.....whatever...

i said most not all, geez i dont think cheating would help u if cant even read.

i dont do irish
i do pass english
didnt cheat in german

gixerfixer · 16-06-2008 6:04pm

salman85 wrote: »

yeah i cheated my ass of in most exams, had a fully programmable calculator with 1 gig flash card, my examiner was a dope (love her tho she was nice ) im sitting at about 500 points i would say, and unless something MAJORLY goes wrong, i have my first choice in the bag.

WOOOOHOOO

Fair play to you.Did the same with mine many moons ago.It's the way to get ahead in todays society:)

Davidius · 16-06-2008 6:04pm

hai so i herd you stalk goats :pac:

Good luck in that anyway.

Cokehead Mother · 16-06-2008 6:07pm

salman85 wrote: »

i said most not all, geez i dont think cheating would help u if cant even read.

i dont do irish
i do pass english
didnt cheat in german

You're going about this the wrong way. The LC is coming to an end and all the major subjects are done with. I mean it's been 40 minutes and you've just reached the third page.

Try PI.

Go for something like "pregorz with boy, wanted a gurl - abortian?????".

homah_7ft · 16-06-2008 6:09pm

salman85 wrote: »

lovin the way you think hommie

1st yr gona do bio chem in ucc or chemical engineering cit
2nd yr if i do bio chem then its gona be chemical and forensics i wana stay on top of the game naww meeen

I've got a feeling this could blow up in your face.

Davidius · 16-06-2008 6:09pm

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

Go for something like "pregorz with boy, wanted a gurl - abortian?????".

lol

Soby · 16-06-2008 6:10pm

salman85 wrote: »

i said most not all, geez i dont think cheating would help u if cant even read.

i dont do irish
i do pass english
didnt cheat in german

Well good being the next taoiseach

KeyLimePie · 16-06-2008 6:10pm

you digust me $:\$
but it doesnt matter cause if you couldnt handle the leaving cert without cheating god knows how you'll manage in college

Stevieo · 16-06-2008 6:15pm

While I agree with all the conventional arguments over you taking someone's college place or being a moral pyromaniac and whatnot, what annoys me about this is the thought that you're going for forensics. You're going to be solving crimes and you can't even pass a language in your mother tongue without cheating....

...assuming you did, which I'm also kinda doubting.

Jayeire · 16-06-2008 6:16pm

hah I doubt the OP cheated at all.... only posted this thread to annoy and get a response

However.. If he did actually cheat.. I do hope you are caught and I hope you're IP address is recorded.

philologos · 16-06-2008 6:17pm

Have a feeling that this thread may be locked.

However, I must say congratulations if you feel that cheating in an exam will make your feel more intelligent than those who will end up getting the same points as you without cheating :pac:

salman85 · 16-06-2008 6:17pm

Stevieo wrote: »

While I agree with all the conventional arguments over you taking someone's college place or being a moral pyromaniac and whatnot, what annoys me about this is the thought that you're going for forensics. You're going to be solving crimes and you can't even pass a language in your mother tongue without cheating....

...assuming you did, which I'm also kinda doubting.

dude im not doing fornsics read that thread it was a joke

and im not irish so all that moral crap BOO HOO

declan_lgs · 16-06-2008 6:18pm

Cremo wrote: »

i'd love to see an admin track his ip, report him to eircom, eircom take it to the gardai, the gardai take it to the examiners and then bam. HERPES

Or the CAO can isolate his application (more than enough info) and ban him? (may not be possible - but they can inform relevant institutions)

If anybody here has ever any correspondence with the CAO

homah_7ft · 16-06-2008 6:18pm

Who needs his IP? He's already given out enough information to identify himself.

Stevieo · 16-06-2008 6:18pm

No....but ENGLISH is your mother tongue.

Winters · 16-06-2008 6:18pm

I have tracked your intertubes. Police are enroute.

JIZZLORD · 16-06-2008 6:19pm

Cremo wrote: »

and then bam. HERPES

Like this?

homah_7ft · 16-06-2008 6:21pm

LOLZ at the tags.

Winters · 16-06-2008 6:25pm

homah_7ft wrote: »

LOLZ at the tags.

LOL

Xavi6 · 16-06-2008 6:27pm

KeyLimePie wrote: »

you digust me $:\$
but it doesnt matter cause if you couldnt handle the leaving cert without cheating god knows how you'll manage in college

ZOMFG college!!!111!!11!!!

Lol college is generally a walk in the park compared to school. Your range of study isn't as broad and generally you're doing something you like and chose, unlike school.

Seriously, putting it on some sort of pedistal is laughable.

donmeister · 16-06-2008 6:28pm

America's Next Top Model wrote: »

LOL

savage!how did ya manage that? :rolleyes:

Jayeire · 16-06-2008 6:28pm

Central Applications Office,
Tower House,
Eglinton Street,
Galway, Ireland.

Tel. +353-(0)91-509800
Fax +353-(0)91-562344

any1 care to report dat sob

JC 2K3 · 16-06-2008 6:29pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

ZOMFG college!!!111!!11!!!

Lol college is generally a walk in the park compared to school. Your range of study isn't as broad and generally you're doing something you like and chose, unlike school.

Seriously, putting it on some sort of pedistal is laughable.

You did an Arts subject, didn't you?

cHaTbOx · 16-06-2008 6:30pm

America's Next Top Model wrote: »

LOL

not even commentin to this

cheated my ass off didnt get caught.

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