A bad Lay

Loopy · 14-06-2008 04:42PM #1

Ok sorry misleading title;)

I am major pissed off.

Got carpet layed this morning. Great, lovely carpet etc. Guy leaves after fitting it and I notice water pissing into my sitting room:eek:

Check out the rad in bedroom and its leaking badly from the pipe. Ring carpet guy, he comes back and checks it and says 'eh missus I wasn't near that pipe', so Im like GTFO. He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes: and I ring a plumber and carpet guy agrees to pay.

All good, plumber fixes it and all is well.

No its not. Go to hoover carpet and I notice another leak from the other pipe. Yesterday was Fri the 13th , not today? The fucking idiot managed to burst the other pipe as well.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

Sorry, had to vent.

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

Sherifu · 14-06-2008 04:44PM

I spilt milk once.

taidghbaby · 14-06-2008 04:44PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

NO:rolleyes:

Loopy · 14-06-2008 04:45PM

Sherifu wrote: »

I spilt milk once.

no point in cryin over it

Dord · 14-06-2008 04:45PM

Sherifu wrote: »

I spilt milk once.

Did you cry?

chuci · 14-06-2008 04:47PM

sorry but that made me laugh. what an idiot.

lolipops · 14-06-2008 04:49PM

Last year my parents decided to get our attic converted, the guy comes and up the ladder he goes, he falls through the ceiling three seconds later, we kinda forgot to tell him that the ground in the attic was like one inch thick... oops XD

taidghbaby · 14-06-2008 04:52PM

lolipops wrote: »

Last year my parents decided to get our attic converted, the guy comes and up the ladder he goes, he falls through the ceiling three seconds later, we kinda forgot to tell him that the ground in the attic was like one inch thick... oops XD

well getting yur attic converted one should assume that!!!!

i hope ya kicked the tool out!!

Loopy · 14-06-2008 04:57PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

NO:rolleyes:

I would of thought someone shittin all over your bathroom would be considered quite catastrophic no:rolleyes:

longshanks · 14-06-2008 04:59PM

my cats breath smells like catfood

taidghbaby · 14-06-2008 05:02PM

looptheloop wrote: »

I would of thought someone shittin all over your bathroom would be considered quite catastrophic no:rolleyes:

:)very much so

Profiler · 14-06-2008 05:08PM

longshanks wrote: »

my cats breath smells like catfood

what does it's arse smell like?

Abi · 14-06-2008 05:09PM

looptheloop wrote: »

He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes:

Thats all you need to know.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

You have two options here;

1) Take out out a violin and play him a sad sweet tune before releasing him back into the wild, scott free..

or

2) Tell the fucker to pay for all damages incurred. You had a leak-free house before he decided to take up the job, or he can answer to teh law. I like this one.

Cowboys Ted, Cowboys..

Loopy · 14-06-2008 05:38PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Thats all you need to know.

You have two options here;

1) Take out out a violin and play him a sad sweet tune before releasing him back into the wild, scott free..

or

2) Tell the fucker to pay for all damages incurred. You had a leak-free house before he decided to take up the job, or he can answer to teh law.

Cowboys Ted, Cowboys.

Couldn't find my violin anywhere, but if I had of I would not of been playing any tunes, I would of belted him with it:D

Actually, feel sorry for him now. He wasn't a young pup he was an aul fella, Years in the business an all that

Expensive lesson for him..

Aisling(",) · 14-06-2008 05:55PM

Profiler wrote: »

what does it's arse smell like?

bad catfood

Agent Smith · 14-06-2008 05:57PM

anyone else disapointed with the title of this?

eVeNtInE · 14-06-2008 06:01PM

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The Artist · 14-06-2008 06:06PM

my sky tv dish wasnt aligned a couple of months ago so i decided to go up 45ft to the dish on chimney breast.
A few twists and turns!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh fell onto back garden woke up by my bulldog licking me face.
not a scratch and no bones broken,just got up with a slight limp!
"fukc that!" i said.
called sky to do it and fixed in ten mins,€40 it cost:o
should i have gone up there in the first place????

eVeNtInE · 14-06-2008 06:09PM

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The Artist · 14-06-2008 06:13PM

Mr Crystal wrote: »

Shouldnt this thread be in Personal Issues anyway

A PI issue nah this is AH.

Dun laoire · 14-06-2008 06:13PM

I fit a carpet in a hallway in a mate of mines sisters house many years ago. It was one of these upstairs/downstairs flats and she lived downstairs. The carpet she had was rolled up in a ball in the shed so i knew i had my work cut out. 3 hours later and my head is melted. Anyway she's out the back garden hanging up some washing and i shout out to her. "All done, goodbye". What happens??? The front door won't open!! Fuk that for a game of soldiers i'm here the last 3 hours in what should have been 20 minutes. I poke my fat head out and notice she is gonna be out the back garden for at least another 5 mins or so. What do i do i'm thinking to myself. I notice the window open slightly ajar. The rest is history kids. Anyway i no longer fit carpets. To be fair she laughed about it and today i still get a bit of stick but i deserve it i suppose. Funny though

Steve · 14-06-2008 06:21PM

I got carpet burns once - very bad lay.

14-06-2008 06:23PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Ok sorry misleading title;)

I am major pissed off.

Got carpet layed this morning. Great, lovely carpet etc. Guy leaves after fitting it and I notice water pissing into my sitting room:eek:

Check out the rad in bedroom and its leaking badly from the pipe. Ring carpet guy, he comes back and checks it and says 'eh missus I wasn't near that pipe', so Im like GTFO. He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes: and I ring a plumber and carpet guy agrees to pay.

All good, plumber fixes it and all is well.

No its not. Go to hoover carpet and I notice another leak from the other pipe. Yesterday was Fri the 13th , not today? The fucking idiot managed to burst the other pipe as well.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

Sorry, had to vent.

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

You don't live in a place near The Windjammer pub do you?

Was watching people getting carpet put in this morning and wasn't too impressed with the carpet layer!

The Artist · 14-06-2008 06:26PM

stevec wrote: »

I got carpet burns once - very bad lay.

my dogs gets carpet burns (worms)

Loopy · 14-06-2008 07:18PM

Agent Smith wrote: »

anyone else disapointed with the title of this?

Yep:D

Dun laoire wrote: »

I fit a carpet in a hallway in a mate of mines sisters house many years ago. It was one of these upstairs/downstairs flats and she lived downstairs. The carpet she had was rolled up in a ball in the shed so i knew i had my work cut out. 3 hours later and my head is melted. Anyway she's out the back garden hanging up some washing and i shout out to her. "All done, goodbye". What happens??? The front door won't open!! Fuk that for a game of soldiers i'm here the last 3 hours in what should have been 20 minutes. I poke my fat head out and notice she is gonna be out the back garden for at least another 5 mins or so. What do i do i'm thinking to myself. I notice the window open slightly ajar. The rest is history kids. Anyway i no longer fit carpets. To be fair she laughed about it and today i still get a bit of stick but i deserve it i suppose. Funny though

Excellent, sure your not related to this guy:p

Deleted User wrote: »

You don't live in a place near The Windjammer pub do you?

Was watching people getting carpet put in this morning and wasn't too impressed with the carpet layer!

No, I would have legged it over to the Windjammer if it had of been me:D

Abi · 14-06-2008 07:41PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Actually, feel sorry for him now. He wasn't a young pup he was an aul fella, Years in the business an all that

The sly coguar has you in the palm of his hand! Years in the business and all that my backside. He should know better then!

You've never let him off, have you Loopy? :eek:

Loopy · 14-06-2008 08:20PM

Abigayle wrote: »

The sly coguar has you in the palm of his hand! Years in the business and all that my backside. He should know better then!

You've never let him off, have you Loopy? :eek:

No way danno. I may be blond Abi but I aint stooopid..

He paid up.

Poor guy probably on water tonight..

AckwelFoley · 14-06-2008 08:25PM

i once got a serious dose of carpet burns..

Her house, her living room infront of the tv while chuck norris was on in Delta force 2, moments after her parents went to bed.

Chuck norris fired off a round house kick to some cambodian guys head.. i orgasamed at that point.

Good times

Abi · 14-06-2008 08:29PM

looptheloop wrote: »

No way danno. I may be blond Abi but I aint stooopid.. He paid up.

Dang right!

*clicky fingers thing*

Poor guy probably on water tonight..

.. and you were doing so well... :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle · 14-06-2008 08:29PM

Try spilling a plate of curry on your parents brand new cream carpet after being told not to spill it. That's a catastrophe.

Hennybug · 14-06-2008 08:33PM

Mr Crystal wrote: »

*puts hand up*

+ 1
What a let down

A bad Lay

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