A bad Lay

Loopy

Ok sorry misleading title;)



I am major pissed off.

Got carpet layed this morning. Great, lovely carpet etc. Guy leaves after fitting it and I notice water pissing into my sitting room:eek:

Check out the rad in bedroom and its leaking badly from the pipe. Ring carpet guy, he comes back and checks it and says 'eh missus I wasn't near that pipe', so Im like GTFO. He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes: and I ring a plumber and carpet guy agrees to pay.

All good, plumber fixes it and all is well.

No its not. Go to hoover carpet and I notice another leak from the other pipe. Yesterday was Fri the 13th , not today? The fucking idiot managed to burst the other pipe as well.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

Sorry, had to vent.

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

Sherifu

I spilt milk once.

taidghbaby

looptheloop wrote: »

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

NO:rolleyes:

Loopy

Sherifu wrote: »

I spilt milk once.

no point in cryin over it

Dord

Sherifu wrote: »

I spilt milk once.

Did you cry?

chuci

sorry but that made me laugh. what an idiot.

lolipops

Last year my parents decided to get our attic converted, the guy comes and up the ladder he goes, he falls through the ceiling three seconds later, we kinda forgot to tell him that the ground in the attic was like one inch thick... oops XD

taidghbaby

lolipops wrote: »

Last year my parents decided to get our attic converted, the guy comes and up the ladder he goes, he falls through the ceiling three seconds later, we kinda forgot to tell him that the ground in the attic was like one inch thick... oops XD

well getting yur attic converted one should assume that!!!!

i hope ya kicked the tool out!!

Loopy

taidghbaby wrote: »

NO:rolleyes:

I would of thought someone shittin all over your bathroom would be considered quite catastrophic no:rolleyes:

longshanks

my cats breath smells like catfood

taidghbaby

looptheloop wrote: »

I would of thought someone shittin all over your bathroom would be considered quite catastrophic no:rolleyes:

:)very much so

Profiler

longshanks wrote: »

my cats breath smells like catfood

what does it's arse smell like?

Abi

looptheloop wrote: »

He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes:

Thats all you need to know.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

You have two options here;

1) Take out out a violin and play him a sad sweet tune before releasing him back into the wild, scott free..

or

2) Tell the fucker to pay for all damages incurred. You had a leak-free house before he decided to take up the job, or he can answer to teh law. I like this one.


Cowboys Ted, Cowboys..

Loopy

Abigayle wrote: »

Thats all you need to know.

You have two options here;

1) Take out out a violin and play him a sad sweet tune before releasing him back into the wild, scott free..

or

2) Tell the fucker to pay for all damages incurred. You had a leak-free house before he decided to take up the job, or he can answer to teh law.


Cowboys Ted, Cowboys.

Couldn't find my violin anywhere, but if I had of I would not of been playing any tunes, I would of belted him with it:D

Actually, feel sorry for him now. He wasn't a young pup he was an aul fella, Years in the business an all that

Expensive lesson for him..

Aisling(",)

Profiler wrote: »

what does it's arse smell like?

bad catfood

Agent Smith

anyone else disapointed with the title of this?

eVeNtInE

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The Artist

my sky tv dish wasnt aligned a couple of months ago so i decided to go up 45ft to the dish on chimney breast.
A few twists and turns!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh fell onto back garden woke up by my bulldog licking me face.
not a scratch and no bones broken,just got up with a slight limp!
"fukc that!" i said.
called sky to do it and fixed in ten mins,€40 it cost:o
should i have gone up there in the first place????

eVeNtInE

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The Artist

Mr Crystal wrote: »

Shouldnt this thread be in Personal Issues anyway

A PI issue nah this is AH.

Dun laoire

I fit a carpet in a hallway in a mate of mines sisters house many years ago. It was one of these upstairs/downstairs flats and she lived downstairs. The carpet she had was rolled up in a ball in the shed so i knew i had my work cut out. 3 hours later and my head is melted. Anyway she's out the back garden hanging up some washing and i shout out to her. "All done, goodbye". What happens??? The front door won't open!! Fuk that for a game of soldiers i'm here the last 3 hours in what should have been 20 minutes. I poke my fat head out and notice she is gonna be out the back garden for at least another 5 mins or so. What do i do i'm thinking to myself. I notice the window open slightly ajar. The rest is history kids. Anyway i no longer fit carpets. To be fair she laughed about it and today i still get a bit of stick but i deserve it i suppose. Funny though

Steve

I got carpet burns once - very bad lay.

looptheloop

looptheloop wrote: »

Ok sorry misleading title;)



I am major pissed off.

Got carpet layed this morning. Great, lovely carpet etc. Guy leaves after fitting it and I notice water pissing into my sitting room:eek:

Check out the rad in bedroom and its leaking badly from the pipe. Ring carpet guy, he comes back and checks it and says 'eh missus I wasn't near that pipe', so Im like GTFO. He eventually admits it was him:rolleyes: and I ring a plumber and carpet guy agrees to pay.

All good, plumber fixes it and all is well.

No its not. Go to hoover carpet and I notice another leak from the other pipe. Yesterday was Fri the 13th , not today? The fucking idiot managed to burst the other pipe as well.

Ring carpet guy and plumber. Carpet guy thinks this is a total wind up at this stage. Plumber comes back and replaces other pipe. Carpet guy is now down €200 for doing a quick nixer on Sat morn.

Sorry, had to vent.

Anyone else any crazy catastrophes happen in their gaffs?

You don't live in a place near The Windjammer pub do you?

Was watching people getting carpet put in this morning and wasn't too impressed with the carpet layer!

The Artist

stevec wrote: »

I got carpet burns once - very bad lay.

my dogs gets carpet burns (worms)

Loopy

Agent Smith wrote: »

anyone else disapointed with the title of this?

Yep:D

Dun laoire wrote: »

I fit a carpet in a hallway in a mate of mines sisters house many years ago. It was one of these upstairs/downstairs flats and she lived downstairs. The carpet she had was rolled up in a ball in the shed so i knew i had my work cut out. 3 hours later and my head is melted. Anyway she's out the back garden hanging up some washing and i shout out to her. "All done, goodbye". What happens??? The front door won't open!! Fuk that for a game of soldiers i'm here the last 3 hours in what should have been 20 minutes. I poke my fat head out and notice she is gonna be out the back garden for at least another 5 mins or so. What do i do i'm thinking to myself. I notice the window open slightly ajar. The rest is history kids. Anyway i no longer fit carpets. To be fair she laughed about it and today i still get a bit of stick but i deserve it i suppose. Funny though

Excellent, sure your not related to this guy:p

Deleted User wrote: »

You don't live in a place near The Windjammer pub do you?

Was watching people getting carpet put in this morning and wasn't too impressed with the carpet layer!

No, I would have legged it over to the Windjammer if it had of been me:D

Abi

looptheloop wrote: »

Actually, feel sorry for him now. He wasn't a young pup he was an aul fella, Years in the business an all that

The sly coguar has you in the palm of his hand! Years in the business and all that my backside. He should know better then!


You've never let him off, have you Loopy? :eek:

Loopy

Abigayle wrote: »

The sly coguar has you in the palm of his hand! Years in the business and all that my backside. He should know better then!


You've never let him off, have you Loopy? :eek:

No way danno. I may be blond Abi but I aint stooopid..

He paid up.

Poor guy probably on water tonight..

AckwelFoley

i once got a serious dose of carpet burns..

Her house, her living room infront of the tv while chuck norris was on in Delta force 2, moments after her parents went to bed.

Chuck norris fired off a round house kick to some cambodian guys head.. i orgasamed at that point.

Good times

Abi

looptheloop wrote: »

No way danno. I may be blond Abi but I aint stooopid.. He paid up.

Dang right!

*clicky fingers thing*

Poor guy probably on water tonight..

.. and you were doing so well... :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

Try spilling a plate of curry on your parents brand new cream carpet after being told not to spill it. That's a catastrophe.

Hennybug

Mr Crystal wrote: »

*puts hand up*

+ 1
What a let down

DEmeant0r

janeybabe wrote: »

Try spilling a plate of curry on your parents brand new cream carpet after being told not to spill it. That's a catastrophe.

Well maybe you shouldn't have spilled it!!! :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Well maybe you shouldn't have spilled it!!! :pac:

Shut up you. Back in your cage.

flanum

.Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

The Artist

flanum wrote: »

.Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

WTF Thats all about????

AckwelFoley

Alan Ford wrote: »

WTF Thats all about????

Using boards under the influence of drink..

The Artist

snyper wrote: »

Using boards under the influence of drink..

flanum was drunk singing on boards!lol

FruitLover

Agent Smith wrote: »

anyone else disapointed with the title of this?

Yeah, I was expecting a story on out-of-date potato chips!
*shakes fist*

snyper wrote: »

Chuck norris fired off a round house kick to some cambodian guys head.. i orgasamed at that point.

...

...I'm not sure telling the world you shot your wad upon the sight of Chuck Norris performing athletic manoeuvres is necessarily a good plan...

AckwelFoley

FruitLover wrote: »

Yeah, I was expecting a story on out-of-date potato chips!
*shakes fist*



...

...I'm not sure telling the world you shot your wad upon the sight of Chuck Norris performing athletic manoeuvres is necessarily a good plan...

My son.. you obv just dont understand the complex character that is chuck norris and the emotional and sexual affect of a round house kick to the head.


It my friend is simply your loss

Chuck Norris ftw

dilallio

snyper wrote: »

Chuck norris fired off a round house kick to some cambodian guys head.. i orgasamed at that point.

Good times

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Slightly off-topic I know but...

AckwelFoley

dilallio wrote: »

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Slightly off-topic I know but...

epic

Abi

Alan Ford wrote: »

WTF That all about????

Shut up man.. Hes a troubled soul, and entitled to post in a drunken fashion if he wishes.


/raises glass to Flanum



I for one, thought it was lovely. Sing us anudder one :pac:

Loopy

flanum wrote: »

.Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

Now thats a tune, I was humming it whilst re-painting my ceiling today. Thanks flanum;)

Reku

So did he pierce the pipes with the carpet tacks or just get pissed that they were in the way and try smack them with a hammer to see if they'd move?

The Artist

Abigayle wrote: »

Shut up man.. Hes a troubled soul, and entitled to post in a drunken fashion if he wishes.


/raises glass to Flanum



I for one, thought it was lovely. Sing us anudder one :pac:

"I was born under a wondering star!"laaaaaa laaaaaa!!
and thanks Flanum for ye lovely song:)

Loopy

farohar wrote: »

So did he pierce the pipes with the carpet tacks or just get pissed that they were in the way and try smack them with a hammer to see if they'd move?

He somehow managed to knick both pipes with the stanley blade whilst trying to cut the carpet :rolleyes:

Reku

Wouldn't have thought a stanley knife would cut metal piping that easily...


Suppose if he's that clumsy you can just be thankful he didn't nick himself, leave you trying to scrub the blood out instead of trying to soak up water.

Loopy

farohar wrote: »

Wouldn't have thought a stanley knife would cut metal piping that easily...


Suppose if he's that clumsy you can just be thankful he didn't nick himself, leave you trying to scrub the blood out instead of trying to soak up water.

They are quadplex not metal, Im surprised he didnt nick himself and bleed to death in the house, that would of rounded off the day lovely