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Woman asking man out?

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  • #62
    RealEstateKing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭RealEstateKing


    Years ago I really fancied this guy but couldn't pluck up the courage to ask him out cos everytime I went into the shop where he worked there were other people there. He knew me through work and was always friendly but I couldn't decide if he liked me or not.

    So, I sent him a letter something like this:

    Hi its _______ here. Was wondering if you fancied going for a drink sometime.? Please tick one of the following:

    1. I'd love to yes
    2. I'm washing my hair
    3. Fuck off, I dont fancy you
    4. I'm moving to Australia tommoro, sorry
    5. I'm going out with someone

    I sent it, and enclosed a S.A.E.

    Never heard a thing back, and never went near that stupid shop againmad.gif First and last time I ever asked anyone out..

    Damn, I'd have definitely replied to that! Well looks like he missed the boat.


  • #63
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    farohar wrote: »
    :oAww... I've had women ask me out, but never had one run after me just to say something... oh wait... oh god no! :eek:*horrible flashback to a repressed memory*:p

    lol :pac:
    Rob_l wrote: »
    That sort of thing would confuse me I would think it was some crazy hoax or trap to get my gold!

    and I dont think that should count as asking someone out but more as a first step on the stalking ladder.:D

    I aint no stalker mister:D

    Sent the stupid letter (which he never got!!!!), didn't hear back and continued on with my life:p


    Kitten, you get that number and go for it;)

    Cheers real estate king.. there are still a couple of gentlemen out there


  • #64
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    looptheloop wrote: »
    and go for it;)

    Cheers real estate king.. there are still a couple of gentlemen out there


    As long as he compliments you he is a gentleman.


  • #65
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    As long as he compliments you he is a gentleman.

    damn right:p


  • #66
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    star-pants wrote: »
    I asked a guy out once a few years ago... it wasn't the best date... ah well..
    I'll leave it up to them next time!
    I bought a sandwich years ago... didn't like it... but it hasn't stopped me from eating sandwiches since.


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  • #67
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Slightly on subject but my mate was telling me a story of a time he was on a messy weekend in Mayo and he ended up having to share a bed with his mate & a local girl he pulled. He heard the following that nearly made him piss himself laughing and shows that when women take the inititative they can get what they want.

    Local girl '' None of that fancy ****, just horse it into me...'' :D brilliant & she was a dog too from what I was told. *Shudder*


  • #68
    RealEstateKing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭RealEstateKing


    Local girl '' None of that fancy ****, just horse it into me...'' biggrin.gif brilliant & she was a dog too from what I was told. *Shudder*

    You've been had mate. That story is an Urban Legend so old it's got whiskers on it.


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
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    :( o really? FFS


  • #70
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    I bought a sandwich years ago... didn't like it... but it hasn't stopped me from eating sandwiches since.
    Maybe it hasn't stopped you eating them, but has it stopped you buying your own sandwiches now.;)


  • #71
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    Slightly on subject but my mate was telling me a story of a time he was on a messy weekend in Mayo and he ended up having to share a bed with his mate & a local girl he pulled. He heard the following that nearly made him piss himself laughing and shows that when women take the inititative they can get what they want.

    Local girl '' None of that fancy ****, just horse it into me...'' :D brilliant & she was a dog too from what I was told. *Shudder*

    Sweet ****, I would be on the kitchen floor quicker than share a bed with that going on!


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  • #72
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    :( really? FFS
    Yeah that story is as old as the hills. Heard so many people trying to pass it off as a true story that happened to one of their mates.

    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Maybe it hasn't stopped you eating them, but has it stopped you buying your own sandwiches now.;)
    Haha. Still buy them too. :D


  • #73
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Honestly didn't know :(

    I laughed at that, I shall be bringing that up with the **** that told me I tells ya!


  • #74
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    Honestly didn't know :(
    I didn't know either when I heard it first. Only that time it was a traveller girl and the quote was, "None of yer fancy business der boy, just lob it in t' me"


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