Tesco refuses to sell BBQ sauce to woman without ID

Maximilian · 13-06-2008 01:10PM

I would also urge people to print off & distribute these informative posters, especially to any young vulnerable fashion conscious young vulnerable women.

BaconZombie · 13-06-2008 01:20PM

Thanks Maximilian,

The is the perfect think it put on my Steak tonight:
JD Sauce + Hellmann's Mayonnaise + Da Boom Hot Sauce => Fück Yeah!?!?!

Maximilian wrote: »

I would also urge people to print off & distribute these informative posters, especially to any young vulnerable fashion conscious young vulnerable women.

Maximilian · 13-06-2008 01:42PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Thanks Maximilian,

The is the perfect think it put on my Steak tonight:
JD Sauce + Hellmann's Mayonnaise + Da Boom Hot Sauce => Fück Yeah!?!?!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Post reported.

Red Hand · 13-06-2008 01:46PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Thanks Maximilian,

The is the perfect think it put on my Steak tonight:
JD Sauce + Hellmann's Mayonnaise + Da Boom Hot Sauce => Fück Yeah!?!?!

Be careful what sauces you mix.

Stay safe.

Reku · 13-06-2008 01:53PM

Vinegar FTW!

http://appenninogoloso.it/UK/catalogo.asp?cat=1
6% alcohol!!! That's as much as most beers! :eek:

smellslikeshoes · 13-06-2008 01:56PM

Wonder what the legalities of selling a sauce with 2% alcohol would be, yea its silly and all but could be against the law to sell to someone without ID.

farohar wrote: »

Vinegar FTW!

http://appenninogoloso.it/UK/catalogo.asp?cat=1
6% alcohol!!! That's as much as most beers! :eek:

Thats in fact more than most beers.

Caco · 13-06-2008 02:21PM

Nothin like a drop of brown in your tea to calm your nerves!

all the stars · 13-06-2008 02:42PM

well..... its a 3 pager about sauce.. sheer genius for a friday...

I too, have a problem with the sauce. Its gotta be chef. All on my chips....:D

Maximilian · 13-06-2008 02:51PM

Hey Mods - you lazy sons of bitches. Can we please move this to the Sauce, Ketchup, Jam (and to a large extent Marmalade) Forum please.

That is all.

bluto63 · 13-06-2008 02:53PM

Its these sauce addicts that are giving us other sauce users a bad name. There's nothing wrong with sitting in a nice restaurant enjoying a responsible amount of sauce, its a social condiment.

Sam Vimes · 13-06-2008 03:13PM

brings a whole new meaning to a night on the sauce

Riddle101 · 13-06-2008 03:29PM

Some Brown Sauce please, none of that HP crap.

That's crazy about Tesco's

'Ol Jack Chance · 13-06-2008 04:02PM

how has this thread not been locked? sauce is ruining the youth of this nation. plus all this sauce has made me hankering for some bad brown...itll be yizzer fault i fell off the sauce wagon

Defenestrate · 13-06-2008 04:09PM

This is such a saucy topic... Oh yes I went there!

RxQueen · 13-06-2008 04:49PM

im hungry, i need a fix stat *starts shaking*

Earthhorse · 13-06-2008 04:54PM

FFS guys do we really need another thread on sauce in AH? This topic's been done to death.

Dave! wrote: »

Hi everybody. My name's Dave, and I'm a sauceaholic.

Aren't you the same guy who opposed the creation of a No Sauce Please Club on the grounds that it would detract traffic from NDC? Hypocrite.

RxQueen · 13-06-2008 04:56PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

FFS guys do we really need another thread on sauce in AH? This topic's been done to death.

Aren't you the same guy who opposed the creation of a No Sauce Please Club on the grounds that it would detract traffic from NDC? Hypocrite.

stop getting saucy with him will ya!! he was just denying his true feelings in the tread beforehand

The Chessplayer · 13-06-2008 04:58PM

Not a barbeque sauce fan, but I have to say that as far as whiskeys go Jack Daniels is a fairly disgusting blend.

How about brown sauce with a drop of Power's? I'd say that would be ok - not in your tea, though, like those degenerates in Intermission.

Lazare · 13-06-2008 05:04PM

"Can I have a bottle of Reggae Reggae sauce please, and a pack of green rizla"

Maximilian · 13-06-2008 05:17PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

FFS guys do we really need another thread on sauce in AH? This topic's been done to death.

Perhaps but Jam (and to a large extent Marmalade) hasn't.

Earthhorse · 13-06-2008 05:27PM

Maximilian wrote: »

Perhaps but Jam (and to a large extent Marmalade) hasn't.

The only real danger from doing jam (or any berry based product tbh) is the idiots who overhydrate afterwards because of all the bread they've consumed. That and the dopes who think it's safe to mix with butter/peanut-butter. Anybody doing that gets what they deserve imho.

'Ol Jack Chance · 13-06-2008 05:37PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

The only real danger from doing jam (or any berry based product tbh) is the idiots who overhydrate afterwards because of all the bread they've consumed. That and the dopes who think it's safe to mix with butter/peanut-butter. Anybody doing that gets what they deserve imho.

Rookie mistakes TBH

KTRIC · 13-06-2008 05:57PM

Since I moved to Germany I've found my sauce intake has rocketed. It wasn't until I noticed the amount of glass bottles I was throwing out that it really sunk in that I have a problem.

I was polishing off 3 or 4 of these per day Salat Fix - Balsamico !!!

The addiction sort of creeps up on you. I started like the rest of you with a little ketchup on my burger, then went on to the hard stuff Helmens Mayo and finally at my lowest point was knocking back litres of Balsamico every day.

Thankfully a colleague helped me get back on the straight and narrow after he was tipped off by the stray pieces of salad in my beard.

Agamemnon · 13-06-2008 07:14PM

Just say NO to condiments, kids. Remember what happened to Katy French Dressing.

DublinWriter · 13-06-2008 07:22PM

koth wrote: »

Mr Dover said: 'We just could not believe it. It's not as if we were going to go and sit down the park drinking it.

Speak for yourself, mate.

What's next? Requiring ID when you buy a bottle of Listerine?

I really despise those Brainless BUMs (British Ubiquitous Multiples).

Thanks to them, the world has turned upside down - I now go to the supermarket to buy petrol and the garage to buy food.