Are you an alpha-male?

CyberGhost · 12-06-2008 02:50AM #1

Just wondering.

flanum · 12-06-2008 03:01AM

does liking YOREMA qualify?

CyberGhost · 12-06-2008 03:04AM

Sure, why not.

Jesus Wept · 12-06-2008 03:05AM

Is that how it works in Cavan?

AlmightyCushion · 12-06-2008 03:06AM

flanum wrote: »

does liking YOREMA qualify?

flanum wrote: »

*awaits living in yorema/other less funny responses*

Enough of the yore ma jokes already, flanum. You even admit yourself they aren't funny.

Rb · 12-06-2008 03:09AM

I have a massive cock, does that count?

smellslikeshoes · 12-06-2008 03:12AM

Not sure whats involved in being an alpha male but I'm gonna say YES.:D

longshanks · 12-06-2008 03:21AM

hooray for boobies

beautiation · 12-06-2008 03:33AM

Dunno. Hold on while I ask mum.

Overheal · 12-06-2008 07:06AM

once an alpha male now a lone wolf take your pick

Kazobel · 12-06-2008 07:17AM

Alpha males generally have the smallest cocks but usually drive souped up cars, go figure...

Reku · 12-06-2008 09:12AM

My preference for passing unnoticed kinda makes it hard to aspire to be an alpha male type.

Abi · 12-06-2008 09:14AM

An alpha-male might also be more likely to knock the knackers off someone out side a pub...

/hides spoon

:pac:

Sherifu · 12-06-2008 09:17AM

Bring me my dinner woman.

Rob_l · 12-06-2008 09:18AM

Op whats an alpha male to you, clarify?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/alpha

MarkR · 12-06-2008 09:19AM

That's how I roll. Genetically superior and all that. I might add in more quotes from the character Brucie in GTA IV later...

Rob_l · 12-06-2008 09:37AM

MarkR wrote: »

That's how I roll. Genetically superior and all that. I might add in more quotes from the character Brucie in GTA IV later...

Brucie pisses me off:mad:

srdb20 · 12-06-2008 09:38AM

Im the king Ding-A- Ling!!!!!!:cool:

Steve_o · 12-06-2008 09:43AM

I am THE alpha male... now, fetch me a zebra to chew on, the Evening Herald and a pipe....

colm_c · 12-06-2008 10:27AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alpha+male

CtrlSource · 12-06-2008 03:02PM

i am the Alpha and the Omega.

Revelation

Holsten · 12-06-2008 03:03PM

Yes of course I am.

Grrrrrrr!

monkeyfudge · 12-06-2008 03:08PM

I'm more of a Beta... but I'll usurp the Alpha if I think the situation demands it.

jester77 · 12-06-2008 03:09PM

I'm like a box of chocolates!

ntlbell · 12-06-2008 03:11PM

it's comical the amount of people who ticked alpha male when there's more steamer's on AH than any other forum.

Davidius · 12-06-2008 03:15PM

Gamma ray bursts will murder us all!

Degsy · 12-06-2008 03:20PM

An alpha male,when asked to give charity at christmas responds:
"Are there no prisons..Are there no workhouses?"
And punches the chugger in the face.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-06-2008 03:31PM

MarkR wrote: »

That's how I roll. Genetically superior and all that. I might add in more quotes from the character Brucie in GTA IV later...

Damn... Beaten to it... Guess I'm a Beta male

ScumLord · 12-06-2008 03:36PM

Yes, I killed all the other males in my vilage.

RossFixxxed · 12-06-2008 03:46PM

MarkR wrote: »

That's how I roll. Genetically superior and all that. I might add in more quotes from the character Brucie in GTA IV later...

Bull Shark testosterone all the way, be genetically superior baby!

Your cousin Roman's a good lookin' guy, bit chubby though and I'm not gay! But if I was...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 12-06-2008 03:58PM

Sometimes yes, sometimes no... depends on who I'm around.
When there are some real alphas around, I'll just roll onto my back and pee a little to show my deference.

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