Would you?

Victor · 2008-05-26 21:51:58

WARNING: PLACE YOUR BEVERAGE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW BEFORE READING THIS THREAD Someone started a thread over on Legal Discussion about "Is it legal to marry your cousin in Ireland?" This discussion expanded to "Just curious,why can't you marry your in-laws? e.g. wifes mother." Now after getting over the…

26-05-2008 09:51PM

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WARNING: PLACE YOUR BEVERAGE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW BEFORE READING THIS THREAD

Someone started a thread over on Legal Discussion about "Is it legal to marry your cousin in Ireland?"

This discussion expanded to "Just curious,why can't you marry your in-laws? e.g. wifes mother."

Now after getting over the preposteriousness of the idea. What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?

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#2 26-05-2008 09:52PM

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I cant , poor womon is dead

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#3 26-05-2008 10:18PM

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Being single fortunately eliminates any possibility of this nightmare scenario arising for me any time in the near future.

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#4 26-05-2008 10:50PM

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Jeebz you two are great..

Right. To save the thread from epic phailure, I will consider this connundrum from a lesbionic angle.

I would have to be drunk, drugged up, and beaten to an inch of my life.

Burn tuh witch! hissssssss :pac:

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#5 26-05-2008 10:55PM

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but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??

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#6 26-05-2008 11:00PM

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Lil' Smiler wrote: »

but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??

Well after you murder your wife of course

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#7 26-05-2008 11:09PM

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I assume there's an space made availible immediatly on the Jeremy Kyle show for the grooms.

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#8 26-05-2008 11:29PM

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Lil' Smiler wrote: »

but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??

Well, if it was Angelina Jolies kid..

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#9 27-05-2008 06:22AM

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Victor wrote: »

What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?

A miracle, some brain-wiping, and a pile of hallucinogens.

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#10 27-05-2008 06:41AM

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Victor wrote: »

WARNING: PLACE YOUR BEVERAGE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW BEFORE READING THIS THREAD

Someone started a thread over on Legal Discussion about "Is it legal to marry your cousin in Ireland?"

This discussion expanded to "Just curious,why can't you marry your in-laws? e.g. wifes mother."

Now after getting over the preposteriousness of the idea. What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?

I don't think there's anything that could make me do that in fairness. Now if she was a MILF, I suppose there could be some room for negotiation. My girlfriend was watching a thing on young grandmothers in britain and one of them was 34 i think and she was seriously hot. She got off with a lad on his 21st birthday during the programme. If she was my mother-in-law, it wouldn't take all that much!!!

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#11 27-05-2008 08:15AM

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This thread puts the term "Yore Ma" in a whole new light.

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#12 27-05-2008 09:26AM

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I can't she's passed, but I must admit some of my ex's ma's have been hotter than the ex! I did once nearly get off with a g/f's ma, she invited me to her house for xmas as my parents went away! Was almost the best present I got, only got to the fondling/svcking stage though.

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#13 27-05-2008 09:42AM

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Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!

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#14 27-05-2008 09:53AM

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jester77 wrote: »

Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!

Dare I ask how you know that?

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#15 27-05-2008 10:01AM

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Slow Motion wrote: »

Dare I ask how you know that?

She's German, they are not so prude over here!

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#16 27-05-2008 10:30AM

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DJ_Spider wrote: »

I must admit some of my ex's ma's have been hotter than the ex

Been there too. Its a strange sensation.

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#17 27-05-2008 11:33AM

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This thread is full of wrong..

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#18 27-05-2008 11:35AM

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Absolutely no f****** way in hell. I would rather stick screwdrivers in my eyes and wiggle them around inside my head.

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#19 27-05-2008 12:20PM

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jester77 wrote: »

Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either

There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more.

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#20 27-05-2008 12:25PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more.

Yeah, true.. they have be desensitised over here

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#21 27-05-2008 12:25PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more.

You don't look like it either...ba-dum-tish!

Sorry about that, I'll get my coat.

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#22 27-05-2008 01:03PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more.

NoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't go to the dark side!

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#23 27-05-2008 02:59PM

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Bet you 100eur that person who started thread (or thinking of marrying cousin) is from outside the pale. Its not natural (did you not see Deliverence)

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#24 27-05-2008 03:05PM

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It's icky.

Though my mother-in-law is only 19 years older than me.

No, that's icky. Stop.

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#25 27-05-2008 03:17PM

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Ew..... even if I were a guy...ew....

apologies but
couldn't help it

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#26 27-05-2008 03:21PM

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jester77 wrote: »

Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!

I call pics rule on this

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#27 27-05-2008 03:25PM

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Abigayle wrote: »

Jeebz you two are great..

Right. To save the thread from epic phailure, I will consider this connundrum from a lesbionic angle.

I would have to be drunk, drugged up, and beaten to an inch of my life.

Burn tuh witch! hissssssss :pac:

That is not a nice thing to say about my mother.

I've never been attracted to an OH's mother or father, but I have of course, made jokes about their siblings etc.

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#28 27-05-2008 03:38PM

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Would you Victor?

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#29 27-05-2008 03:45PM

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GMILF's pour le victory.

So odd to see victory beside some French.

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#30 27-05-2008 03:52PM

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SDooM wrote: »

This thread puts the term "Yore Ma" in a whole new light.

Classic!!!!

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#31 27-05-2008 07:15PM

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no no no

ex's dad have generally been slightly pervy,scary or down right mean

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