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  • 26-05-2008 9:51pm
    #1
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭


    WARNING: PLACE YOUR BEVERAGE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW BEFORE READING THIS THREAD

    Someone started a thread over on Legal Discussion about "Is it legal to marry your cousin in Ireland?"

    This discussion expanded to "Just curious,why can't you marry your in-laws? e.g. wifes mother."

    Now after getting over the preposteriousness of the idea. What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?


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  • #2
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I cant , poor womon is dead


  • #3
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Being single fortunately eliminates any possibility of this nightmare scenario arising for me any time in the near future.


  • #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Jeebz you two are great..


    Right. To save the thread from epic phailure, I will consider this connundrum from a lesbionic angle.



    I would have to be drunk, drugged up, and beaten to an inch of my life.



    Burn tuh witch! hissssssss :pac:


  • #5
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??


  • #6
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Lil' Smiler wrote: »
    but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??

    Well after you murder your wife of course


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  • #7
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I assume there's an space made availible immediatly on the Jeremy Kyle show for the grooms.


  • #8
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Lil' Smiler wrote: »
    but why would you marry your wifes mother when you were married to your wife?? polygamy??

    Well, if it was Angelina Jolies kid..


  • #9
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Victor wrote: »
    What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?

    A miracle, some brain-wiping, and a pile of hallucinogens.


  • #10
    nkay1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Victor wrote: »
    WARNING: PLACE YOUR BEVERAGE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW BEFORE READING THIS THREAD

    Someone started a thread over on Legal Discussion about "Is it legal to marry your cousin in Ireland?"

    This discussion expanded to "Just curious,why can't you marry your in-laws? e.g. wifes mother."

    Now after getting over the preposteriousness of the idea. What would it take for you to marry the dragon-in-law?


    I don't think there's anything that could make me do that in fairness. Now if she was a MILF, I suppose there could be some room for negotiation. My girlfriend was watching a thing on young grandmothers in britain and one of them was 34 i think and she was seriously hot. She got off with a lad on his 21st birthday during the programme. If she was my mother-in-law, it wouldn't take all that much!!!


  • #11
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    This thread puts the term "Yore Ma" in a whole new light.


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  • #12
    DJ_Spider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    I can't she's passed, but I must admit some of my ex's ma's have been hotter than the ex! I did once nearly get off with a g/f's ma, she invited me to her house for xmas as my parents went away! Was almost the best present I got, only got to the fondling/svcking stage though. :(


  • #13
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!


  • #14
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    jester77 wrote: »
    Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!

    Dare I ask how you know that?


  • #15
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Dare I ask how you know that?

    She's German, they are not so prude over here!


  • #16
    Stky10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭Stky10


    DJ_Spider wrote: »
    I must admit some of my ex's ma's have been hotter than the ex

    Been there too. Its a strange sensation.


  • #17
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    This thread is full of wrong..


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Absolutely no f****** way in hell. I would rather stick screwdrivers in my eyes and wiggle them around inside my head.


  • #19
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    jester77 wrote: »
    Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either

    There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

    All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more. :(


  • #20
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

    All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more. :(

    Yeah, true.. they have be desensitised over here :(


  • #21
    nkay1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    There are so many things so wrong with that sentence.

    All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more. :(

    You don't look like it either...ba-dum-tish!

    Sorry about that, I'll get my coat.


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  • #22
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    All of a sudden, I don't feel like lunch any more. :(
    NoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Don't go to the dark side!


  • #23
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Bet you 100eur that person who started thread (or thinking of marrying cousin) is from outside the pale. Its not natural (did you not see Deliverence)


  • #24
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    It's icky.

    Though my mother-in-law is only 19 years older than me.

    No, that's icky. Stop.


  • #25
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Ew..... even if I were a guy...ew....

    apologies but
    couldn't help it


  • #26
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    jester77 wrote: »
    Mine is well fit and flexible as she's a yoga teacher. Doesn't look bad in the nip either, but still I don't think all the beer in my fridge would!


    I call pics rule on this


  • #27
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Jeebz you two are great..


    Right. To save the thread from epic phailure, I will consider this connundrum from a lesbionic angle.



    I would have to be drunk, drugged up, and beaten to an inch of my life.



    Burn tuh witch! hissssssss :pac:

    That is not a nice thing to say about my mother.

    I've never been attracted to an OH's mother or father, but I have of course, made jokes about their siblings etc.


  • #28
    Orlee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Orlee


    Would you Victor?


  • #29
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    GMILF's pour le victory.

    So odd to see victory beside some French.


  • #30
    snollup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,464 ✭✭✭snollup


    SDooM wrote: »
    This thread puts the term "Yore Ma" in a whole new light.

    Classic!!!!


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  • #31
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    no no no

    ex's dad have generally been slightly pervy,scary or down right mean


  • #32
    john concannon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭john concannon


    Some people here should go back to Shelbyville(please let someone get the feckin reference)


  • #33
    Vex Willems
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Vex Willems


    john concannon wrote: »
    Some people here should go back to Shelbyville(please let someone get the feckin reference)

    *coughs* I don't think they are talking about cousins *cough*


  • #34
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Orlee wrote: »
    Would you Victor?
    First, I would need my own wimmins and secondly .... http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56053359&postcount=10

    On past experience, no.


  • #35
    john concannon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭john concannon


    Vex Willems wrote: »
    *coughs* I don't think they are talking about cousins *cough*

    They might as well.


  • #36
    jethro081
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081


    wrongness personified


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  • #37
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    It's icky.

    Though my mother-in-law is only 19 years older than me.

    No, that's icky. Stop.

    19 years isn't that much older.


  • #38
    LovelyTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭LovelyTom


    I wouldn't need any bribing!

    My girlfriend's mammy is hot... Oh yess...

    She'd murder me if she read this:p


  • #39
    aoife2k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭aoife2k


    I know someone who married the father-in-law....!


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    LovelyTom wrote: »
    I wouldn't need any bribing!

    My girlfriend's mammy is hot... Oh yess...

    She'd murder me if she read this:p

    Lovely my arse. I knew there had to be a touch of filth in you.

    :pac:


  • #41
    LovelyTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭LovelyTom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Lovely my arse. I knew there had to be a touch of filth in you.

    :pac:

    :D
    Well she is a very lovely mammy... :o


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