Sacrilegious moments

jester77 · 20-05-2008 09:50PM #1

Brothers, what have you seen that has made your jaws drop to the floor in utter horror!

In a bar at the weekend and one of my buddies ordered a Guinness and this is how he got it :eek:

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A feckin Coke glass!

princess-lala · 20-05-2008 09:51PM

Thats not a pint though or is it?:eek:

grames_bond · 20-05-2008 09:51PM

wait a minute....that has already been drank, which means in the first place he ordered a GLASS of guiness! thats sacrilegious in itself!

Galvasean · 20-05-2008 09:52PM

I think the fact taht it is a glass is teh sacrilegious part?

Zaph · 20-05-2008 09:56PM

And the fact that it looks purple suggests that there has been blackcurrant *spit* added to it.

ChewChew · 20-05-2008 09:58PM

Zaph wrote: »

And the fact that it looks purple suggests that there has been blackcurrant *spit* added to it.

i likes the guinness but only with teh blackcurrent

grames_bond · 20-05-2008 09:58PM

Zaph wrote: »

And the fact that it looks purple suggests that there has been blackcurrant *spit* added to it.

disgraceful!!

jester77 · 20-05-2008 10:03PM

It's a 0.5L Coke glass and there could well be Blackcurrant in it, this guy is American and I recall him getting Blackcurrant in it before on previous occasions. There is just so many things wrong there... and he thought it was fine!

grames_bond · 20-05-2008 10:06PM

jester77 wrote: »

It's a 0.5L Coke glass and there could well be Blackcurrant in it, this guy is American and I recall him getting Blackcurrant in it before on previous occasions. There is just so many things wrong there... and he thought it was fine!

did you tell him he was wrong?!

jester77 · 20-05-2008 10:21PM

grames_bond wrote: »

did you tell him he was wrong?!

Too right I did, but he just shrugged, said it was fine and kept drinking!

Gaspode · 20-05-2008 10:46PM

jester77 wrote: »

Too right I did, but he just shrugged, said it was fine and kept drinking!

Life-long ban from BGRH surely required here for your mate?

Wibbs · 21-05-2008 09:17AM

That's not good. He must be fierce secure in himself.:D Actually forget that a gay mate of mine that's as camp as a row of tents overheard another mate of mine order a glass of guiness and the withering look he gave him while saying "that's just wrong" when he returned with said glass was priceless.:D

Max_Damage · 21-05-2008 09:19AM

So what? I drank beer out of a mug before. Once it's in some sort of container and i don't have to lick it up from the table, I don't care.

grames_bond · 21-05-2008 11:01AM

jester77 wrote: »

Too right I did, but he just shrugged, said it was fine and kept drinking!

but it's not fine! its NOT!!

Slow Motion · 21-05-2008 11:27AM

Max_Damage wrote: »

So what? I drank beer out of a mug before. Once it's in some sort of container and i don't have to like it up from the table, I don't care.

You see there are two pints to be made in this thread. While you refer to drinking beer from a mug, that's OK if you are at home/camping/living in a doorway, in which case it's a case of any porter in a storm and perfectly acceptable!

However if you are in a public house and recieve the above example, your only honerable option is to pour the beer over the barmans head and then smash the glass so no other self respecting brother can find himself subject to such and indignity!

grames_bond · 21-05-2008 11:36AM

Slow Motion wrote: »

You see there are two pints to be made in this thread. While you refer to drinking beer from a mug, that's OK if you are at home/camping/living in a doorway, in which case it's a case of any porter in a storm and perfectly acceptable!

However if you are in a public house and recieve the above example, your only honerable option is to pour the beer over the barmans head and then smash the glass so no other self respecting brother can find himself subject to such and indignity!

+1 here here, spot on, spoken like a true publican!

Galvasean · 21-05-2008 11:49AM

I have a confession to make. The other day my sis made me a cup of tea. Now it was the most delicious cup of tea I ever tasted. i couldn't for the life of me figure out why, then I realized, it was decaf! :eek:

She didn't but bourbon or nothin' in it neither! :pac:

grames_bond · 21-05-2008 11:55AM

Galvasean wrote: »

I have a confession to make. The other day my sis made me a cup of tea. Now it was the most delicious cup of tea I ever tasted. i couldn't for the life of me figure out why, then I realized, it was decaf! :eek:

She didn't but bourbon or nothin' in it neither! :pac:

so when did you become a wimmins?

LL

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Zaph · 21-05-2008 11:55AM

Galvasean wrote: »

I have a confession to make. The other day my sis made me a cup of tea. Now it was the most delicious cup of tea I ever tasted. i couldn't for the life of me figure out why, then I realized, it was decaf! :eek:

She didn't but bourbon or nothin' in it neither! :pac:

GTFO!!!

Galvasean · 21-05-2008 11:56AM

If it earns me back any points I scalded her with the very kettle she used to make said sacrilegiously tempting beverage!

grames_bond · 21-05-2008 11:58AM

Galvasean wrote: »

If it earns me back any points I scalded her with the very kettle she used to make said sacrilegiously tempting beverage!

thats a lie isnt it?

Dun laoire · 21-05-2008 12:07PM

You lads have missed the point here. The barman was absolutely spot on. If a MAN goes and asks for a glass of guinness with blackcurrant he deserves it in a coke glass. Well done to the barman

Zaph · 21-05-2008 12:13PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

You lads have missed the point here. The barman was absolutely spot on. If a MAN goes and asks for a glass of guinness with blackcurrant he deserves it in a coke glass. Well done to the barman

No, you've missed the point. If a man asks for a glass of Guinness with blackcurrant the barman should bar him immediately or risk having scorn heaped upon him by his fellow barmen for serving such a drink.

Dun laoire · 21-05-2008 12:20PM

Zaph wrote: »

No, you've missed the point. If a man asks for a glass of Guinness with blackcurrant the barman should bar him immediately or risk having scorn heaped upon him by his fellow barmen for serving such a drink.

Barman cannot take responsibilty here. He did the best he could possibly do to discourage the punter from ordering same again. Shame on anybody that holds that poor man at fault.

Galvasean · 21-05-2008 12:22PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Barman cannot take responsibilty here. He did the best he could possibly do to discourage the punter from ordering same again. Shame on anybody that holds that poor man at fault.

It was YOU who served him, wasn't it!?!?

Oh and grames, it was a accident

Dun laoire · 21-05-2008 12:33PM

Galvasean wrote: »

It was YOU who served him, wasn't it!?!?

Oh and grames, it was a accident

Ha. No but if i was to i would've put a straw in it, just to rub it in

grames_bond · 21-05-2008 01:41PM

Galvasean wrote: »

Oh and grames, it was a accident

oh it was a accident was it now?! what you said "hey sis, put your hand here"

Galvasean · 22-05-2008 02:53PM

Something like taht

kevmy · 22-05-2008 04:18PM

In fairness to barman if the perpetrator ordered a glass of Arthurs finest the barman may have gave him a look, leaned in closer and whispered 'Are ya sure?'. Upon receiving an affirmative response he may have reluctantly served it, perhaps thinking there may have been a wimmins in the WC. After rather innocently serving it, in a Coke glass to ensure such a thing would never happen again, the cowardly customer may then have reached for one of those bottles of blackcurrant MiWadi (that the wimmin use) left along the bar and proceeded to dilute *shudder* the perfect porter.

I can only assume however that the barman has noting this crime and will not in future serve such a character in future.

Gaspode · 22-05-2008 04:37PM

Zaph wrote: »

No, you've missed the point. If a man asks for a glass of Guinness with blackcurrant the barman should bar him immediately or risk having scorn heaped upon him by his fellow barmen for serving such a drink.

This should be tested (I vote you to do it) in Yore Mas to proved the validity of your arguments!

IanCurtis · 22-05-2008 10:55PM

I was in Langkawi in Malaysia in 2006 and a guy was drinking a GLASS of Guinness with no head on it to speak of THROUGH A STRAW.

He may as well have been giving me the two fingers.

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