Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

An idiot from Saturday night..

2

Comments

  • #32
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    You must have a lovely bottom. :pac:


  • #33
    do you love it?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭do you love it?


    its not bad!


  • #34
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    You were supposed to object strongly and say I can't say that, setting me up for a Father Ted quote. Thanks for nothing! :mad:


  • #35
    do you love it?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭do you love it?


    eh hem you cant say that!!!


  • #36
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Does anybody know if that halfwit who "plays" the guitar in Bruxelles is still there?


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    do you love it? wrote: »
    eh hem you cant say that!!!

    Oh pardon me...

    Of course, you ladies all have lovely bottoms! :pac:

    *is happy again* :D


  • #38
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Just a guy with really long hair and happens to be wearing a dress?

    Nope


  • #39
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Technically he was right.No?


    No


  • #40
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Nope

    So you're a post-op then?


  • #41
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    So you're a post-op then?

    Would it make a difference in how you perceive me if I was?


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    It doesn't really matter to me at all, considering I don't know you, but you seem awfully defensive when being asked simple questions about a subject you regularly bring up.


  • #43
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Kazobel wrote: »
    And pulling me by the hair from behind wasn't excessive? :confused::confused:
    He pulled your hair. He was wrong and an moron.

    You kicked someone so hard in the genitals that they were incapacitated and vomiting. And you thought that was cool. :rolleyes:

    What does that make you? - part of the problem.

    I'll bite my tongue as to what I really think of a person that would do that to another person.


  • #44
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    yeah, defending yourself is so 1998


  • #45
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    It doesn't really matter to me at all, considering I don't know you, but you seem awfully defensive when being asked simple questions about a subject you regularly bring up.

    But I haven't been defensive, this thread was about pr!cks you encounter, one I encountered pulled my hair really hard so I kicked him in the balls and was told that was to excessive but any girl would do the same, he had no right to touch me, then I was asked if I was a "Tranny" or an "ugly girl" and I replied "neither" because I am neither and then I was asked was I "Just a guy with really long hair and happens to be wearing a dress?" and I said no to that too because I don't see "A guy", no matter what anyone else thinks I see a girl when I look in the mirror, my girlfriend sees a girl, my friends see a girl how is that defensive?


  • #46
    Deacon Blues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Deacon Blues


    Kazobel wrote: »
    I was out in a bar in town on Saturday and went outside for a smoke and these 3 guys walked in (a bit pissed) and as they walked by me they pissed themselves laughing (that "ohh look a guy in a dress" attitude) and one of them pulled my hair from behind thinking it was a wig so I fcuking snapped and gave him a kick square in the balls, he just dropped and vomited, it was just perfect because I was wearing pointy toed shoes and I could feel it connect with that little part between his arse and his nuts and I put on the deep voice and bend down and said "You won't fcuking do that again will you Prick!?", his mates just stood there and laughed at him :D:D

    A nice measured response there. Pity there wasn't a knife close by so that you could cut them off. That would've really shown him.


  • #47
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Kazobel wrote: »
    But I haven't been defensive, this thread was about pr!cks you encounter, one I encountered pulled my hair really hard so I kicked him in the balls and was told that was to excessive but any girl would do the same, he had no right to touch me, then I was asked if I was a "Tranny" or an "ugly girl" and I replied "neither" because I am neither and then I was asked was I "Just a guy with really long hair and happens to be wearing a dress?" and I said no to that too because I don't see "A guy", no matter what anyone else thinks I see a girl when I look in the mirror, my girlfriend sees a girl, my friends see a girl how is that defensive?


    Honestly I wouldnt pull anyones hair man/woman/in between.

    But I have bitten a lad in the balls before through clothes (I was getting an ass whooping at the time) Needless to say I won!


  • #48
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    kicking a lad in the balls is just plain evil no matter what.whether you still have them or not im sure you can remember the pain.id have no objection if ya punched him.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kazobel wrote: »
    No
    Thats a lot of negative answers you gave there.Think positive girl and you will be happier!:)


  • #50
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Kazobel wrote: »
    But I haven't been defensive, this thread was about pr!cks you encounter, one I encountered pulled my hair really hard so I kicked him in the balls and was told that was to excessive but any girl would do the same,
    No they wouldn't. A girl with any class, would simply notify the door-man/bar staff/guards.
    Assaulting someone on a saturday night, and then bragging about it is reserved for scumbags.
    he had no right to touch me,
    No had no right to assault him.


  • #51
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    df1985 wrote: »
    kicking a lad in the balls is just plain evil no matter what.whether you still have them or not im sure you can remember the pain.id have no objection if ya punched him.

    You could have flicked him.. My gf has done that to me a couple of times.. It's left me incapacitated...


  • Advertisement
  • #52
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    My mate got kicked in the balls by some drugged up tranny when going into a nightclub this weekend, in fareness they did give it a tug on the hair (they were drunk) but still.

    He's in the Mater having one of his testicles replaced. What a ****ing psycho and messed up coutnry we live in.


  • #53
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Winters wrote: »
    My mate got kicked in the balls by some drugged up tranny when going into a nightclub this weekend, in fareness they did give it a tug on the hair (they were drunk) but still.

    He's in the Mater having one of his testicles replaced. What a ****ing psycho and messed up coutnry we live in.
    Shocking stuff. Get well soon.


  • #54
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    helimachoptor wrote: »
    But I have bitten a lad in the balls before through clothes (I was getting an ass whooping at the time) Needless to say I won!

    Carl?


  • #55
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    double post


  • #56
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Winters wrote: »
    He's in the Mater having one of his testicles replaced. What a ****ing psycho and messed up coutnry we live in.
    As with every other instance of assault in this country - I hope the guards find the guilty party and charge them with GBH. A criminal record and a prison sentence might help sort out the scum we have on our streets.


  • #57
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Zulu wrote: »
    He pulled your hair. He was wrong and an moron.

    You kicked someone so hard in the genitals that they were incapacitated and vomiting. And you thought that was cool. :rolleyes:

    What does that make you? - part of the problem.

    I'll bite my tongue as to what I really think of a person that would do that to another person.

    He started it, if he was such a big strong man and not in any way worried about his sexuality he would have just kept walking, he wanted to get my attention, I'm 6 foot tall, 6'3 in heels so to have your head pulled back from behind, in heels you can't move, your back bends any girl on here will tell you it's backbreaking because your whole body follows and you have no balance, the kick I gave him he's lucky thats all he got, I knew exactly where I was aiming for and I knew it'd make him vomit, he learned a lesson and a well deserved one too. He didn't give a toss what effect what he did would have on me so why should I care what effect I have on him?


  • #58
    The Al Lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭The Al Lad


    helimachoptor wrote: »
    I think I know that girl! I was in coppers:D about a year ago. Wasnt even dancing and was with the gf. A girl comes up and says "give me a feel of your c*ck" Now she didnt seem drunk and it was only about 11:30. I just laughed it off About an hour later she comes back hammered and pretty much tried to dry hump me in front off all of my friends and my GF.. My Gf picked up my pint and poured it all over this other girl.

    I didnt stop laughing for the night. I'm not allowed go to coppers by myself tho:p

    Was it a bean garda who said that to ya... prolly was:p


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This post has been deleted.


  • #60
    RE*AC*TOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,475 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    @Kazobel - you were dead right

    @zulu - you're talking shíte


  • Advertisement
  • #61
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Kazobel wrote: »
    He started it,...
    I'm not defending his actions, I'm attacking yours.

    YOU assaulted someone.
    YOU bragged about it.
    YOU taught you were hard/cool because if it. :rolleyes:


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement
Advertisement