"Odd" Sexual Practices

c - 13 · 13-05-2008 07:34AM #1

Obviously "Odd" is subjective - What may seem odd to one person might seem perfectly normal to the next

I was just thinking there last night about some sexual practices that the majority of people may find odd

The first one that came to my mind for this thread was Bukkake - One woman takes several (Usually 10 +) guys loads on herself before (often, but not always) consuming said ejaculate. Can often be combined with watersports too.

Obviously that one is sort of tame enough but it just goes to show that theres some "Odd" stuff that people can be into.

So I guess the point of this thread is for me to ask - What sexual practices do you just not get ? Scat, bestiality some form of super extreme S&M involving genitals and a blender ?

Obviously no pictures please, but you may draw them using MS paint if you really feel the need to illustrate

kaimera · 13-05-2008 07:37AM

Don't get the watersports/scat myself. Doesn't appeal.

Different strokes and all that tho.

Xavi6 · 13-05-2008 07:38AM

The 'Spiderman' ftw followed closely by the 'Houdini'

c - 13 · 13-05-2008 07:40AM

Xavi6 wrote: »

The 'Houdini' ftw

Which one, both one and three are pretty funny.

kaimera · 13-05-2008 07:45AM

"'Abracadbra bitch!'."

Classic

"Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on.""

Excellent.

Thanks for those Xavi

Caoimhín · 13-05-2008 07:55AM

I knew a fellow who liked the wife to don a strap-on and give him a right "hows your father". Chap was in the army, maybe that had something to do with it.

Lockstep · 13-05-2008 07:55AM

The Angry Pirate.

Seriously though, I don't get foot attractions.
And scat,piss,bestiality,s+m etc elude me.

Ah well, to each their own.

pow wow · 13-05-2008 08:06AM

Bum sex. Why bother when there's a perfectly good front door.

FlutterinBantam · 13-05-2008 08:10AM

Well s&m , I can take it or leave it,give me a good auld scat session any day though.

Gets the auld juices flowin' as it were.

Xavi6 · 13-05-2008 08:10AM

ellscurr wrote: »

Bum sex. Why bother when there's a perfectly good front door.

Prude

Sherifu · 13-05-2008 08:33AM

Cleveland Steamer.

c - 13 · 13-05-2008 08:38AM

Sherifu wrote: »

Cleveland Steamer.

Which leads to the next obvious one - Alabama hot pocket.

Lets take this for an example. I really have problems understanding why that would be of interest to anyone ? Obviously some people do like it or it wouldnt exist. Also would the female (and the male to a lesser extent) be open to some sort of infection as a result of this one.

I'm trying to get some discussion going here instead of a list.

Also to add to the main opening post - Has anyone ever propositioned you to join them in any of these activities ?

For me, no. i dont know how i'd react to some of them I think. If my girlfriend turned around to me and said I want you to give me a dirty sanchez or something I think i'd be a little surprised to say the least.

colm_c · 13-05-2008 09:24AM

alaskan pipeline - seriously who thought of this?

Lockstep · 13-05-2008 10:01AM

c - 13 wrote: »

Has anyone ever propositioned you to join them in any of these activities ?

I went out with a girl who asked me to try bumsex.

I didn't want vaginal sex with her so why she thought I wanted my japs eye clogged with poo is beyond me.

Then again, when I was in Belgium, loads of the North African girls were happy to do exclusively bumsex.

Something to do with it still meaning they could say they were virgins which was important for marriage.
Something like that.

Lirange · 13-05-2008 10:05AM

ellscurr wrote: »

Bum sex. Why bother when there's a perfectly good front door.

Never understood myself.

Are they suffering from repressed ghey impulses?

*battens down the hatches*

kmick · 13-05-2008 10:10AM

The blump - what kinda girl does that?

Ciaran500 · 13-05-2008 10:14AM

Lirange wrote: »

Never understood myself.

Are they suffering from repressed ghey impulses?

*battens down the hatches*

Have you ever tried it?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-05-2008 10:17AM

bukkake is *awesome*

2-ShortDa5foot5 · 13-05-2008 10:19AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I went out with a girl who asked me to try bumsex.

I didn't want vaginal sex with her so why she thought I wanted my japs eye clogged with poo is beyond me.

So what kind of sex did ye have if not vaginal & anal?!

Also, what's An Alabama Hot pocket, Scats, Houdini and Alaskan Pipeline pleeeease..........

c - 13 · 13-05-2008 10:20AM

Mordances with wolves wrote: »

bukkake is *awesome*

Amusing to watch but I wonder whats going on in those girls heads, must just be the big bucks that they get paid to do it I guess. Anyone interested google German Goo Girls. **Warning** Thats a porn site so don't do it in work or if anyone is nearby

c - 13 · 13-05-2008 10:22AM

2-ShortDa5foot5 wrote: »

So what kind of sex did ye have if not vaginal & anal?!

Also, what's An Alabama Hot pocket, Scats, and Alaskan Pipeline pleeeease..........

Your probably better off not knowing to be honest but if you really need to know go to urbandictionary.com and search for those terms

Lirange · 13-05-2008 10:22AM

My sword doesn't belong in the excrement chute. It makes me vomit just to think about it.

So no haven't tried it. N'er will.

As for the obligatory response, "don't knock it till you've tried it." It's meaningless. Have you ever shoved your wanger into a blender set to puree? Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-05-2008 10:23AM

c - 13 wrote: »

Amusing to watch but I wonder whats going on in those girls heads, must just be the big bucks that they get paid to do it I guess. Anyone interested google German Goo Girls. **Warning** Thats a porn site so don't do it in work or if anyone is nearby

probably a lot easier than being stuffed in all holes from all angles.
http://www.sexylosers.com/194.html NSFW

copeyhagen · 13-05-2008 10:24AM

many people find anal sex a big turn on because its still kind of taboo for most girls. Most people i know have tried it and not one person ever said they didnt like it.

Havermeyer · 13-05-2008 10:25AM

ellscurr wrote: »

Bum sex. Why bother when there's a perfectly good front door.

I think the reason some people do it simply because it is 'there'. The whole 'a hole is a goal' mentality.

Lirange · 13-05-2008 10:27AM

If you're into one these acts associated with American Geography you're a frakking sick bastid.

Just sayin.

It must be the result of toxic fume exposure during early infancy.

Ciaran500 · 13-05-2008 10:33AM

Lirange wrote: »

As for the obligatory response, "don't knock it till you've tried it." It's meaningless. Have you ever shoved your wanger into a blender set to puree? Don't knock it till you've tried it!

But you know for a fact thats going to hurt, you may enjoy anal sex.

Lirange · 13-05-2008 11:08AM

Ciaran500 wrote: »

But you know for a fact thats going to hurt, you may enjoy anal sex.

A large part of sex and it's enjoyment is psychological.

A poop chute is not on my map of erotic points of interest.

seraphimvc · 13-05-2008 11:23AM

c - 13 wrote: »

Your probably better off not knowing to be honest but if you really need to know go to urbandictionary.com and search for those terms

thanks for the info:pac:should have take the warning seriously tho,the first time i blame my curiousity:(i feel ssooooo dirtyyyyy now....

no,everything related to sh!te doesnt sound sexy or turn on at all......NO!!!:eek:

Homer · 13-05-2008 11:25AM

Forget "dental floss" apparently scat floss is all the rage nowadays!

/Shivers/

Captain Darling · 13-05-2008 11:32AM

Turkish snow cone?????

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