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To all the lonely people out there ....

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  • #32
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Well I thought I may be the first to put an optimistic thread in PI, instead of all the depressing **** you usually see. Wait, am I allowed to say ****? If not, I apologise. Substitute the i with an ! :)


  • #33
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Oi Red, are ya single? ;)


  • #34
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Course i am, who in the name of god could keep up with me?

    well thats what i keep telling myself anyway. also, sh1t comes up as **** in case ya missed it :D cheers for optimism though ;)


  • #35
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    So I see. Not allowed to say **** after all :D Oh well. Cmon all the lonely people. Let my post be an inspiration this weekend. Woop woop.


  • #36
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    hmmm i can't do this weekend BUT if anyone who has expressed a desire to get out and meet new people i will be out next weekend and everyone and anyone is welcome to join me :D


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  • #37
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Oi Red, are ya single? ;)
    RedXIV wrote: »
    Course i am, who in the name of god could keep up with me?

    I might have a crazy idea...
    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    I was trying to help people with loneliness, which is a PI but instead you've moved it to AH where jokes will be made.

    I'm sorry, I'm just so very lonely you see and craving attention. Will you be my friend?


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    .. where do they all belong?


  • #39
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    I might have a crazy idea...



    I'm sorry, I'm just so very lonely you see and craving attention. Will you be my friend?
    I will if you pay me...... per hour.


  • #40
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    I will if you pay me...... per hour.


    I take it Red takes a cut?


  • #41
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Why, do you want to be his friend too? I'd have to converse with him over the matter before any decision would be made. Obviously.


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  • #42
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    I take it Red takes a cut?

    I accept PINTS! also, various foodstuffs but only after several of the previous PINTS!


  • #43
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    What, you can only eat when you've drank pints? That must be fun for breakfast time......


  • #44
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Why, do you want to be his friend too?

    Absolutely, he apparently has access to many single wimmins. How do you think I can make him like me?
    RedXIV wrote: »
    I accept PINTS! also, various foodstuffs but only after several of the previous PINTS!

    Ah never mind I found out how, hmm full fat or semi skimmed I wonder..?


  • #45
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    no i only accept food off other people when i've had a few pints.

    mind you i've done the beer for breakfast thing before. it's not actually as bad as it sounds. depends on the pint of course


  • #46
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Absolutely, he apparently has access to many single wimmins. How do you think I can make him like me?

    How did you know that???? it's kinda true but i'm using boards to co-ordinate single men and wimmens :D


  • #47
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    RedXIV wrote: »
    send me a PM and i'll bring ya out and about with a series of nice groups of people until ya find one ya like. I love meeting new people so don't be shy :D be ya male or female, any age, race or hair colour!

    Oh, a little birdie told me...


  • #48
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Oh, a little birdie told me...

    ..............man my short term memory is crap


  • #49
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    RedXIV wrote: »
    ..............man my short term memory is crap

    You do still remember promising to hook me up with a Jennifer Alba lookalike don't you? :confused:


  • #50
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    You do still remember promising to hook me up with a Jennifer Alba lookalike don't you? :confused:

    uhhhh yeah! course!.........she's pregnent now right?


  • #51
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Bah. I'm hotter than her. [when you have drank 10 hundred million pints and you have one eye closed and squint through the other!]


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  • #52
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    RedXIV wrote: »
    uhhhh yeah! course!.........she's pregnent now right?

    Not yet! :D


  • #53
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Not yet! :D
    Dirty yoke ya.


  • #54
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    I'm liking this, i've got two cohorts already who i can corrupt, and get them to induct two more lonely people each and eventually we have an army of lonely people! together! DRUNK!


  • #55
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    I'm not lonely :P


  • #56
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    thats coz ya got me and Defenestrate there


  • #57
    Marksie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Well lets be fair BubbleWrap85, We've posted advice, I've offered help any way i can and so far all jokes have been directed at me = water off a ducks back. Unless you plan on making my matchmaking services a sticky, there's not alot else we can do

    propose a forum perhaps?
    Though there is an events forum where you can arrange a beers, there is also i believe something in adverts.ie


  • #58
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    RedXIV wrote: »
    thats coz ya got me and Defenestrate there
    What, ganging up on me now?! :( LoL Me not lonely. Me not help it if you want me. Bad.


  • #59
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Marksie wrote: »
    propose a forum perhaps?
    Though there is an events forum where you can arrange a beers, there is also i believe something in adverts.ie
    What, like a "Lonely People" forum? Wow. I'd say there'd be a bundle of laughs in there.


  • #60
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Marksie wrote: »
    propose a forum perhaps?
    Though there is an events forum where you can arrange a beers, there is also i believe something in adverts.ie

    Can i do that? i thought that was on par with mod powers?
    If so, i'm actually gonna see if i can try that. something like a "meet up" forum....

    Although we all know lonely people are gonna have the world's worst attentence.....

    still though.....might give it a shot


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  • #61
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    I will receive all due credit please, no donations required. The modest girlie that I am and all :)


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