Great Quotes

Kinetic^ · 27-08-2007 12:48PM

chopperbyrne wrote:

"Get to da choppar!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Give these people air." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"See you at the party Richter!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Woop Woop!!!!

"Let off some steam Bennett!!!"

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired!!!"

Ger_Hankey · 27-08-2007 12:55PM

"If it bleeds, we can kill it.." - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Hill Billy · 27-08-2007 01:05PM

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!" - Withnail

chopperbyrne · 27-08-2007 01:13PM

"I'm a cop you idiot!" - Arnold Shwarzenegger

"Stop whining!" - Arnold Shwarzenegger

"Get your ass to Mars!" - Arnold Shwarzenegger

"I don't hate Balboa, but I pity da fool!" - Mr T.

"If he dies, he dies." - Dolph Lundgren

johnp · 27-08-2007 01:19PM

'I learned a valuable lesson that night. If you're going to try to fly a bicycle, you'd better make sure E.T is sittin' in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.'

Earl Hickey

Mr Magnolia · 27-08-2007 01:25PM

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.

Reminds me of:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Edit/ laughing at johnp

dade · 27-08-2007 01:34PM

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.--Harriet Beecher Stowe

"It is easy to criticise and break down the spirit of others, but to know yourself takes a lifetime" - Bruce Lee

"It's ironic at times like this you pray, but a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday" - Hands Held High, Linkin Park

"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die" - Hands Held High, Linkin Park

TwoShedsJackson · 27-08-2007 01:43PM

'I never make predictions, and I never will' - Paul 'the philosopher' Gascoigne

muppetkiller · 27-08-2007 01:57PM

'I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.' Oscar Wilde.

Crucifix · 27-08-2007 01:58PM

nice1franko wrote:

Honoutrable mention:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I've heard a few like that, but my favourite is probably:
"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

L31mr0d · 27-08-2007 02:03PM

I tend to utter this one a lot, i'm told by my friends, although I can't remember where I heard it. I think it was in readers digest one month. Usually when one of my friends looks for advice from a group of us.

"He who builds from the advice of many will live in a crooked house."

Another great one from Oscar that perfectly reflects modern society:

"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands."

Best ending line from a movie ever

"F**K YOU CHUCK NORRIS!"

Oh and the airtight proof that vegetarians are wrong:

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of MEAT"

The_B_Man · 27-08-2007 03:21PM

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence u tried, and start again."

"Jaysus, Im so hungry, i'd eat a scabby babby through a wheelchair!"

kevmy · 27-08-2007 03:23PM

"You've got to speak up I'm wearing a towel" - Homer J. Simpson

"You know when I said I'd kill you last I lied" - Arnie

And my sig

CoolGuy1 · 27-08-2007 03:27PM

As Frank Spencer said:

"Well Betty, as my mother always used to say, no man who never did nothing never made any mistakes...Pauses...Yes, I think that's right.":D

Dinkie · 27-08-2007 03:36PM

I've stolen this from another forum, but I love it!!! I don't know who wrote it though....

HRH Queen of Bolly.
Pop it for me!

When I drink Champagne?
I only drink Champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

27-08-2007 03:42PM

chopperbyrne wrote:

"Get to da choppar!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Jim Harper wasn't ambushed...he was skinned alive"

and

"So you cooked up a story and dropped the 6 of us in a meat grinder"

Quality film.

Also liked:

Douglas Adams: "That is because my mind works so phenomenally fast & I am at a rough estimate, thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.”
"Er, Five" said the mattress.
"Wrong” said Marvin, “You see?”

Hunter S Thompson: “Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills;
blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable
to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."

Mr Magnolia · 27-08-2007 03:45PM

The_B_Man wrote:

"Jaysus, Im so hungry, i'd eat a scabby babby through a wheelchair!"

I'm so hungry I'd eat the scab from a knackers lip.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on - Dean Martin

Pompey Magnus · 27-08-2007 03:47PM

Deleted User wrote:

Hunter S Thompson: “Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills;
blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable
to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."

As you mentioned Hunter S Thompson here is another one of his I like from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

cooperguy · 27-08-2007 04:24PM

Depeche_Mode wrote:

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
Mark Twain (After reading this one quote any fear I had of death disappeared. It did more than all those years of religion ever did.)

See now it did the opposite for me! First off try imagine eternity next imagine you not existing. Cue mental breakdown !!!!!

Ishmael · 27-08-2007 04:26PM

"Never doubt yourself, except maybe sometimes!" - TMCM

Pompey Magnus · 27-08-2007 04:31PM

cooperguy wrote:

See now it did the opposite for me! First off try imagine eternity next imagine you not existing. Que mental breakdown !!!!!

But the point Mark Twain was saying is that we had been dead for an eternity before we were born and, personally speaking, time just flew by. When we were born we don't go, "Wow, that was a long wait, I'm dying for a smoke". I used to imaginie death as being my mind as it is now just floating around in blackness for a billion trillion brazilian years just waiting around doing nothing. It won't be like that, it will be complete nothingness, just as it was for 12 billion years before I was born.

nice1franko · 27-08-2007 04:47PM

I imagine it as floating around in clouds and using philidelphia creatively in meals.

The_B_Man · 27-08-2007 04:51PM

no, we were the souls of an alien race from some mad planet somewhere, but that evil emperor alian man killed us all and threw us in a big volcano, right, then we tried to escape so he captured us and brainwashed us into bein mental, right, so then we wandered the earth until the dawn of man and then the cavemans were invented, right, so then we found them and decided they were good host bodies so we went inside them and now we're all descendants of caveman/mental alien prisoners! true story!

Tar.Aldarion · 27-08-2007 05:11PM

Mr Magnolia wrote:

Reminds me of:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

If it smells like food, it's food. - George Bush.

The Bollox · 27-08-2007 05:18PM

"what did you do to him?"
"I let him go"
-Arnie

"ah yes, a pub, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks"
-Kryten

stooge · 27-08-2007 05:25PM

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today" - James Dean (apparently said it the day he died)

"Hooooo ahhhh" - Al Pacino (Scent of a Woman)

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life" - Billy Connolly

IvaBigWun · 05-05-2008 07:05PM

Seen a great one in someones Sig there a second ago

"One hundred years from now, it won't matter what car I drove, what kind of house I lived in, how much I had in my bank account, nor what my clothes looked like, but, the world may be a little better because I was important in the life of a child."