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Great Quotes

IvaBigWun

So whats your favourite quote and why? Not my overall fave (I'll have to ponder that) but one I saw recently was:

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

So whats your fav quote? It can be funny, deep and meaningful, sad or whatever.

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Phlann

"Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no Dominion"
- Dylan Thomas

"I'd hate to see a ghost,
it's the sight I fear the most,
I'd rather have a slice of toast"
- Des'ree

SoWatchaWant

Don Mc Lean, what is the meaning of the lyrics of "American Pie"?

"It means I never have to work again"

daithismith

"Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any s**t. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots!

one-angry-dwarf

"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. give a man religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

"the only illuminating church is one that's on fire."

i forget who said these originally.

Rovi

one-angry-dwarf wrote: »

"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. give a man religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

"the only illuminating church is one that's on fire."

i forget who said these originally.

And mixing the two gives us:
"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

one-angry-dwarf

Rovi wrote: »

And mixing the two gives us:
"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

HA! excellent!

genericgoon

'Viagra is overrated isnt it? Did you know it takes half an hour to have any effect. I often find in that time the woman has managed to wriggle free.'

Frankie Boyle

paddybar

japanese bond girl"is my mouth too small?"
bond"no dear its just the right size"

runningman

Possibly quoted already but needs to be said again -

"If ya cant lift her, don't shift her" - Plato

AckwelFoley

m favourite is from George Bernard shaw, and quoted by the original PIMP himself JFK..

“Some men see things the way they are and ask, ”Why?” I dream things that never were, and ask “Why not?

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