The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

kaimera · 01-05-2008 05:24PM

The guy back at his place with a chic from a club.

Feed of beer and a kebab of course.

69-ing with him on top and he felt the need to fart. As he was on top he said to himself sure she wont mind.

Pity he followed thru when he farted.

Heard it from a few diff folks all saying a friend knew the guy.

nkay1985 · 01-05-2008 05:29PM

There was a particularly delightful rumour started that me and my friend had shifted each other (we're both guys). Now, it was well know that we weren't gay, due to us both being with a lot of girls. Unfortunately, this very much made for a large suspect list. Turns out it was a girl my friend had shifted, then told her friend she was a crap shift and ugly to boot (or something similar). What a classy guy!!!

Oh, the rumour was false incase any of you are wondering.

adam.number2 · 01-05-2008 07:07PM

nkay1985 wrote: »

Oh, the rumour was false incase any of you are wondering.

I wasnt.

There was a rumor in our school that particularly large gent, had ripped his hole when taking a dump and had to get stiches....

adam.number2 · 01-05-2008 07:09PM

oh and there was a pair of twins... apparently one only had one testicle... they were known as 'one' and 'two'

Caoimhín · 01-05-2008 07:16PM

I once heard of a lad who scored big time with this wicked dirty yoke. Anyway, they got back to her house and she tied him up for some dirty action....
Then, when he was tied up some chap dressed as batman came in and well....

And

One lucky fellow scored with a nurse one night. She introduced him to a procedure involving some lube and a face towel up her ass...
Not sure how that one turned out.

OoSKYLINEoO · 01-05-2008 07:20PM

Jaysus

truecrippler · 01-05-2008 07:46PM

Apparently I've been with every emo in my college. I'm not emo though, I'm a bright and shiny person... it's weird.
The first bit may be true though, gotta do a count.

Adam · 01-05-2008 07:49PM

truecrippler wrote: »

Apparently I've been with every emo in my college. I'm not emo though, I'm a bright and shiny person... it's weird.
The first bit may be true though, gotta do a count.

Hey, they are hot.

Collie D · 01-05-2008 08:10PM

kaimera wrote: »

The guy back at his place with a chic from a club.

Feed of beer and a kebab of course.

69-ing with him on top and he felt the need to fart. As he was on top he said to himself sure she wont mind.

Pity he followed thru when he farted.

Heard it from a few diff folks all saying a friend knew the guy.

Jaysus, bet she didn't hang around for another 68 of those.

Also I laughed out loud when reading about the exploding penis...funny image

taidghbaby · 01-05-2008 09:41PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

I did that once with an ex while in the bath!!

She cried for about an hour.......i went to the pub:cool:

Bard · 01-05-2008 10:14PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I never knew someone who lived near Prince.

Apparently, that's only a rumour - and it's done the rounds. Prince denies it of course - and he, Marilyn Manson and Freddie Mercury are only 3 people (among others) to have been rumoured to have had a rib removed - specifically in their cases, for the purposes of allowing them to perform 'autofellatio' (link is 'NSFW').

But hey... there you go...

Zzippy · 01-05-2008 11:21PM

The one about Ronan Keating being gay.....
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oh no, wait..........

truecrippler · 01-05-2008 11:21PM

Mirror wrote: »

Hey, they are hot.

Thats my point.. hence why I was with them ;D.

Kold · 02-05-2008 01:23AM

There was one doing the rounds about a year ago in Cork. A few lads apparently got a few mushies and after eating 'em they didn't get much of a trip off 'em so went to bed. They got up to find that one of the lads had been tripping balls. He said that he'd had a crazy night and had found some goblin. Him and the goblin supposedly stayed up for ages dancing then he claimed that the goblin started getting aggresive so he'd locked him in the cupboard. Supposedly then they found a kid with down syndrome in the cupboard that he'd kidnapped from an all night Tesco.

I wasn't convinced but it was weird that new people kept on saying it and swearing it was true.

j1smithy · 02-05-2008 01:53AM

Kold wrote: »

There was one doing the rounds about a year ago in Cork. A few lads apparently got a few mushies and after eating 'em they didn't get much of a trip off 'em so went to bed. They got up to find that one of the lads had been tripping balls. He said that he'd had a crazy night and had found some goblin. Him and the goblin supposedly stayed up for ages dancing then he claimed that the goblin started getting aggresive so he'd locked him in the cupboard. Supposedly then they found a kid with down syndrome in the cupboard that he'd kidnapped from an all night Tesco.

I wasn't convinced but it was weird that new people kept on saying it and swearing it was true.

I believe those cork lads were on holiday in vancouver when that happened. Know for a fact its true too!

FunkyChicken · 02-05-2008 01:57AM

Gillo wrote: »

There was a guy who was in the year behind me at school who appearently only had one ba!!

hey dude thanks for not saying 'ball' that word really offends

random_banter · 02-05-2008 02:05AM

Kold wrote: »

There was one doing the rounds about a year ago in Cork. A few lads apparently got a few mushies and after eating 'em they didn't get much of a trip off 'em so went to bed. They got up to find that one of the lads had been tripping balls. He said that he'd had a crazy night and had found some goblin. Him and the goblin supposedly stayed up for ages dancing then he claimed that the goblin started getting aggresive so he'd locked him in the cupboard. Supposedly then they found a kid with down syndrome in the cupboard that he'd kidnapped from an all night Tesco.

I wasn't convinced but it was weird that new people kept on saying it and swearing it was true.

Im not joking.. up until 5 seconds ago I believed the version of this story that I had heard was completely true! The difference being that the gang of lads were infact a large circle of mates, in Dublin on St Patricks day.. and yer man had taken the "goblin" from somewhere off the street.. and the next day his mates had found the "goblin" in his under-stairs cupboard.

Of course it was a child with downs syndrome. I REALLY believed this to be true.. it was one of my best mates best mates from school that was supposedly in this circle of mates that did the mushies. Am gutted that its not but at the same time delighted that perhaps this horrible thing never happened to the child

orestes · 02-05-2008 02:07AM

Kold wrote: »

There was one doing the rounds about a year ago in Cork. A few lads apparently got a few mushies and after eating 'em they didn't get much of a trip off 'em so went to bed. They got up to find that one of the lads had been tripping balls. He said that he'd had a crazy night and had found some goblin. Him and the goblin supposedly stayed up for ages dancing then he claimed that the goblin started getting aggresive so he'd locked him in the cupboard. Supposedly then they found a kid with down syndrome in the cupboard that he'd kidnapped from an all night Tesco.

I wasn't convinced but it was weird that new people kept on saying it and swearing it was true.

I heard that one, but I heard it was a bunch of Dublin students. A mate of mine swears his cousin was one of the lads :rolleyes:

Traq · 02-05-2008 02:13AM

Know for a fact its true too!

I've heard that "goblin" story so many times from so many people in a whole load of different permutations and combinations that there's no way it can be true. Always seemed to happen to a mate's mate etc.

Complete urban legend.

togster · 02-05-2008 07:17AM

Maybe this has been done before...but anyone know of the one where 2 bracefaces were "shiftin" and got stuck together by the gob?

The Real B-man · 02-05-2008 08:16AM

Same thing different "Whole"

Dirk Gently · 02-05-2008 08:30AM

razorblunt wrote: »

If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

7 always got you a free one. If it was only a rumour then the local corner shop owner fell for it everytime too.

r3nu4l · 02-05-2008 08:39AM

clown bag wrote: »

7 always got you a free one. If it was only a rumour then the local corner shop owner fell for it everytime too.

Yup, same with my local shop. A 7 got a free Mr Freeze. Good times...for my dentist

TerrorFirmer · 02-05-2008 08:51AM

I was thinking about this yesterday and reminded me of one I heard awhile ago - can't remember the specific details, but it revolved around some guy getting with a girl who turned out to be a bit freaky in the sack....to cut a long story short, it ends up with a '****ty towel' being rubbed over herself, but the second I heard it I thought it had to be one of these myths. At least, I seriously hope so.

Gummy Panda · 02-05-2008 08:57AM

I remember one that was going around that i helped spread to people who would believe it.

IIRC, a girl thought she had got really bad thrush and goes to the doctor. The doctor checks her out and pulls a bit of face. He then asks her is she sexually activate and she tells him that she only had sex with her boyfriend. The doctor tells her that she caught a disease that you can only get from prosituation or dead people (it was something about the skin decaying). The girl replies that she has only had sex with boyfriend. She then realises that her boyfriend works in a funeral home.

lol, alot of the idiots i said that to were "OMG he is riding the corpses!!"

Xavi6 · 02-05-2008 08:58AM

There was one I got told in college that was hilarious -

Friend of a friend was doing his missus in the non conventional way i.e. parking his car in chocolate lane. He pulled out too quickly and she shat the place. In an effort to hide what happened he rolled up the sheets and hid them in the wardrobe. However he forgot about them and one day came home to find his mam had discovered them while putting away some clothes. In an effort to hide the truth he said the dog had been on his bed and was responsible for the shit. She said ok fair enough and left it at that. The next day he arrived home and was looking for the dog. Not to be found anywhere so he asked his mam where it was. She replied "Well it was getting old and we couldn't have it shitting everywhere so we decided to have it put down"!

I nearly wet myself on first listen. Just another urban myth though.

Gummy Panda · 02-05-2008 09:02AM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I was thinking about this yesterday and reminded me of one I heard awhile ago - can't remember the specific details, but it revolved around some guy getting with a girl who turned out to be a bit freaky in the sack....to cut a long story short, it ends up with a '****ty towel' being rubbed over herself, but the second I heard it I thought it had to be one of these myths. At least, I seriously hope so.

Yeah the one i heard was that it was lads on holiday in spain. One of the lads rides a girl and does anal. She was messy so afterwards he wipes himself off onto a clean towel and forgets about it. The other lad in apartment comes up later and has a shower. When he gets out he uses the toilet and there is a big smear of it on him.

milltown · 02-05-2008 09:30AM

Best thread in ages!

Story in work years ago was that a few of the lads were staying in digs while working down the country and the one bathroom was at the end of the landing. One night one of the lads scores and brings the girl back to the digs. Later on he's on his way to the loo when he meets one of the other lads on the landing.
"Facking hell Mick, were you in a fight?"
"No, why?"
"Your face is covered in blood"
Mick turns on his heels and storms back to the room shouting "the dirty b1tch!"

More recently from work (different job):
Story involves the Xmas party and a guy that's camper than a large barrel of Brian Dowlings. Someone else accuses him of just being a bit theatrical, not actually gay. He insists he is a bona fide fudge packer but the other guy says "prove it", at which point they head off to the toilets and aren't seen for half an hour.

Not sure I believe either story but like the best urban legends they are just about believable.

lee_arama · 02-05-2008 09:52AM

Told this one last week and we're fairly sure it happened:

Couple lads in the toilets at a gay night in a Cork nightclub. Get, eh, stuck, and had to be escorted out to the ambulance being shielded by a coat. Funny stuff.

Also the guy who was DJ'ing that night on a different occasion nearly fainted when some chick popped out of her top; he was like all "OMG get THEM away from me!!!" Raging I missed it cos I was in the same pub earlier that day. Got bored waiting for yer one to do something (she was a reknowned exhibitionist).

Insect Overlord · 02-05-2008 09:56AM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I was thinking about this yesterday and reminded me of one I heard awhile ago - can't remember the specific details, but it revolved around some guy getting with a girl who turned out to be a bit freaky in the sack....to cut a long story short, it ends up with a '****ty towel' being rubbed over herself, but the second I heard it I thought it had to be one of these myths. At least, I seriously hope so.

I've heard this story, or at least a version of it. The best friend of a guy I know from Cork brought a girl back to his place. They were doing all the usual horizontal dance moves when she suggested something "different". Basically, she got a towel, poured hot water on it and slipped it up his back passage, pulled it out at his moment of glory and sent dirty stuff all over his bed.

Of course he did a runner and left her (in his own room!) when she started rubbing herself with the towel.

Sick if true

The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

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