The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

Lockstep · 01-05-2008 02:01AM

Guy in school fell and hurt his nuts.
Rumour went around he had to have them stitched up.
Was later kicked in the balls during a row in the dinner queue and the rumour spread like wildfire that his balls had exploded all over the dining room.

Also, once a fence broke and the rumour around that Fat Catherine had sat on it.We all believed it.

Kids are cruel.

AlmightyCushion · 01-05-2008 02:07AM

Gillo wrote: »

Slightly off topic, but myself and another guy in work managed to convince a girl last week, that that rumor about typing google into google will shut down the internet.

My sister fell for that one, too.

Overheal · 01-05-2008 02:32AM

actually if you just type math equations into the google search bar it outputs the result in the autofill popup. Handy that.

Senna · 01-05-2008 04:13AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

or the trainee nurse i was going out with, was giving a large female patient a suppository, when suddenly the woman shouted 'wrong hole'

Volvagia · 01-05-2008 10:28AM

I believed this one the first time I heard it but has since heard the same rumour about different people a few times.

It's always about a friend of a friend who picks up an "easy" girl in a night club somewhere. Anyway they got back to his/her place and while he's trying to get some foreplay going, she is always quoted as saying

"None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me!"

lost marbles · 01-05-2008 10:29AM

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

and he went back to eating his popcorn afterwards:eek:

Dancor · 01-05-2008 10:49AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There was a rumour in my primary school that one of the lads ripped his sack when jumping over a wall that had barb wire. One of his balls got cut off so his mother put it in her handbag and brought him to hospital. Unfortunitly it was too late for his ball.

We called him Johnny 1 ball :pac:

I know a lad who had the same thing happen to him, except for the ball in handbag bit, thats just silly.

melekalikimaka · 01-05-2008 11:42AM

this threrad is FREAKIN HILARIOUS

Andy-Pandy · 01-05-2008 11:49AM

I spread a rummour in school that one of the lads would spread cat food over his balls and then knock one off while the cat licked it off. Not very nice of me, he had to go through school with the name cat balls.

Andy-Pandy · 01-05-2008 11:52AM

I also have two friends that claim they started the John Oshea/ Will Young rumour for the laugh, just to see how far that they could get it. I wouldnt put it past them either.

latenia · 01-05-2008 11:56AM

Volvagia wrote: »

I believed this one the first time I heard it but has since heard the same rumour about different people a few times.

It's always about a friend of a friend who picks up an "easy" girl in a night club somewhere. Anyway they got back to his/her place and while he's trying to get some foreplay going, she is always quoted as saying

"None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me!"

I think the full story is that it's a traveller girl they picked up at the Galway Races who says "Hoss it into me boss."

kaizersoze1980 · 01-05-2008 12:01PM

I started a rumour on Giovanni Trapattonis wikipedia page saying he had expressed interest in the ireland job ,this was at the stage when he was 250-1 on paddypower. I posted the link on foot.ie, by the end of the day he was 2-1 and Newstalks off the ball show read my comments from his wikipedia page out on air

Sanjuro · 01-05-2008 12:59PM

Heard a rumour about a guy (friend of a friend, etc... :rolleyes:) who was playing about in the muck with his girlfriend. She had neglected to have a dump and clean the pipes out before hand. He got a piece of undigested sweetcorn stuck up his urethra and when he went for a pee, his penis exploded.

melekalikimaka · 01-05-2008 01:03PM

latenia wrote: »

I think the full story is that it's a traveller girl they picked up at the Galway Races who says "Hoss it into me boss."

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

briantwin · 01-05-2008 01:28PM

I heard a story about a guy in my school getting fingered up the japs-eye. This girl giving him a Tom and she jammed her pinky nail right into his milkshake chute. I thought it was one of those lies till he actually admitted it had happened haha. You wouldn't believe it till you met the guy and girl in question (an utter swampdonkey and potato munching bogmaster) at least they didn't procreate thank Christ!!

Keano · 01-05-2008 01:32PM

melekalikimaka wrote: »

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

LMAO

Needed cheering up!

Loomis · 01-05-2008 01:35PM

Round about third year a rumour went round that a guy in our class got head and when he was returning the favour she let her monthly discharge flow over his face. Accidentally.
Obviously it was ****e. He obviously bragged to a mate that he got head and the other details got added as the Chinese whispers progressed

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Keano · 01-05-2008 01:38PM

Oh I just rememebered one!

When my brother was at secondary school nearly 20 years ago he tells me there was a girl who would give head for 50 pence! So it was either a bag of crisps and a bar or some head for lunch...

Feelgood · 01-05-2008 01:45PM

I heard a rumour that boards.ie is actually a front for scientology recruitment....

helimachoptor · 01-05-2008 02:08PM

I think I've a winner but sadly i think its actually true!
One of the lads in our school when we were in 6th year his little bro was in 1st/2nd year i'm not too sure.

anyway this young lad and his friends were in a house 4 or 5 of them and they all decide to get naked. and for some reason one of the lads has a hard on... The brother is dancing around the room and "accidentally" falls on his c*ck and it goes up his ass.

Thats the rumour, I think he got caught getting rammed up the fudge tube....

Andy-Pandy · 01-05-2008 02:27PM

Keano A Legend wrote: »

Oh I just rememebered one!

When my brother was at secondary school nearly 20 years ago he tells me there was a girl who would give head for 50 pence! So it was either a bag of crisps and a bar or some head for lunch...

Was he in newpark? I could name the girl, but i wont.

Wazdakka · 01-05-2008 02:59PM

Feelgood wrote: »

I heard a rumour that boards.ie is actually a front for scientology recruitment....

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh.......

<.<

>.>

r3nu4l · 01-05-2008 03:05PM

Feelgood wrote: »

I heard a rumour that boards.ie is actually a front for scientology recruitment....

Total rubbish, now, would you like a free personality test?

Gummy Panda · 01-05-2008 03:39PM

melekalikimaka wrote: »

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

I didn't hear anything about UCD, but i heard about the Galway Races and the 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'. Also that during it she said 'OH! You're hurting me lovely!'

gerTheGreat · 01-05-2008 04:15PM

melekalikimaka wrote: »

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

How about the one about the guy scoring a girl and heading back to her's. Turns out she's a traveler. Anyway, when they're walking to the 'back room' in the caravan, they have to head pass her dad, who says 'Go on and give her a good lashing...' or something to that degree.

syklops · 01-05-2008 04:18PM

latenia wrote: »

I think the full story is that it's a traveller girl they picked up at the Galway Races who says "Hoss it into me boss."

In the version I heard, she said: "Lob it up there sham!"

Maximus82 · 01-05-2008 04:21PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

Heard a rumour about a guy (friend of a friend, etc... :rolleyes:) who was playing about in the muck with his girlfriend. She had neglected to have a dump and clean the pipes out before hand. He got a piece of undigested sweetcorn stuck up his urethra and when he went for a pee, his penis exploded.

I heard the exact same rumour except that he got an infection rather than it exploded....which is a bit more believable. And the particular girl in question is smoking hot!!

AARRRGH · 01-05-2008 04:55PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

his penis exploded.

LOL

01-05-2008 05:07PM

Sherifu wrote: »

I used to think the world was flat

It actually is. It's all a conspiracy. Flying all around the world to Australia? Pfft. Nonsense. They get up in the air and circle for ages and then land in Australia.. which is secretly right above Scotland.

Yes. Scotland.

Also, which is the wrong hole? The ear?

The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

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