Parental sex

singloud · 2008-05-01 00:20:55

Anyone here ever catch their parents in the act of getting jiggy? Were you horrified?

01-05-2008 01:20AM

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Anyone here ever catch their parents in the act of getting jiggy?
Were you horrified?

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#2 01-05-2008 01:23AM

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Yes but horrified, no.

It was their conscription policy that rattled me.

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#3 01-05-2008 01:25AM

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I've never caught my parents at it but I can remember hearing them at it as a young child. Not nice.

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#4 01-05-2008 01:25AM

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never caught them once. cant believe i spent that much money on the cameras, what a waste!

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#5 01-05-2008 01:30AM

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I heard it once. a bit creepy tbh.

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#6 01-05-2008 01:35AM

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Never saw it, but was sometimes a bit puzzled as to why the radiators would rattle every few nights and why I always got told to shut up when asking about them

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#7 01-05-2008 01:36AM

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A girl I went out with once told me of looking for loose change in her ma's bedside table and finding her dildos and the sextapes her ma had made with her dad.

Imagine how traumatising that would be!

Also, her ma was faaaat.

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#8 01-05-2008 01:37AM

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Heard it. Horrific

Though an ex of mine's parents used to tell her to mind the children downstairs whilst they go upstairs for some private time

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#9 01-05-2008 01:56AM

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Heard it but thankfully never walked in on it or whatever.

When I was a kid I used to stay at my friends house quite a bit and we'd often hear his mother with her boyfriend going at it upstairs. Every time he'd go "X must fixing something upstairs, sounds like he's hammering something" and though I never said anything (touchy subject) I always thought to myself "yeah, yore ma".

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#10 01-05-2008 09:07AM

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My parents have never had sex

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#11 01-05-2008 09:22AM

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BrightEyes wrote: »

Heard it. Horrific

Though an ex of mine's parents used to tell her to mind the children downstairs whilst they go upstairs for some private time

That's a bit messed up...

Heard them a few times. Kinky

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#12 01-05-2008 10:22AM

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Reminds me of the Lenny incident. What a joker.

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#13 01-05-2008 11:25AM

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Sherifu wrote: »

Reminds me of the Lenny incident. What a joker.

What about to say that. A classic.

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#14 01-05-2008 12:00PM

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A friend of mine came home early from school one day, walked into the tv room, and found his mum straddeled naked over the couch while his dad was giving it to her doggy style. It was a bit of an issue for him, he ran up to his bedroom and refused to come out for two days.

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#15 01-05-2008 02:41PM

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I hear the Fritzl kids witnessed their father/grandfather having sex.

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#16 01-05-2008 02:43PM

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Gran Hermano wrote: »

I hear the Fritzl kids witnessed their father/grandfather having sex.

:eek:

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#17 01-05-2008 02:44PM

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Andy-Pandy wrote: »

A friend of mine came home early from school one day, walked into the tv room, and found his mum straddeled naked over the couch while his dad was giving it to her doggy style. It was a bit of an issue for him, he ran up to his bedroom and refused to come out for two days.

did he join in?

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#18 01-05-2008 02:44PM

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Gran Hermano wrote: »

I hear the Fritzl kids witnessed their father/grandfather having sex.

:eek:

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#19 01-05-2008 02:47PM

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gran hermano wrote:

I hear the Fritzl kids witnessed their father/grandfather having sex.

...Wow.

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#20 01-05-2008 02:47PM

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I walked in once, you'd have thought they'd have the decency to close the door.

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#21 01-05-2008 03:01PM

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never in my life until about 3 years ago. ive heard it the odd time since and it freaks the **** outta me. luckily im normally dead to the world but the occasions im not, i block my ears or something....aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!
i dont mind the IDEA that my parents have sex - like some but i just dont wanna hear it thanks!

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#22 01-05-2008 03:04PM

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I'm the youngest child so thankfully there's been no sexy time since my conception.

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#23 01-05-2008 03:04PM

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My mam and dad have only had sex four times... My two sisters one brother and I.

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#24 01-05-2008 03:06PM

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You dont know your mum and dad that well Quality ...

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#25 01-05-2008 03:07PM

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latchyco wrote: »

You dont know your mum and dad that well Quality ...

I refuse to believe they have a sex life.

My mam always said that she was still a virgin when she came back from honeymoon!!

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#26 01-05-2008 03:08PM

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But was she a happy virgin eh ? ....

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#27 01-05-2008 03:09PM

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DaveMcG wrote: »

My parents have never had sex

So how are you here ?

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#28 01-05-2008 03:10PM

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Phew thank jasus for that, I opened this thread thinking that someone was have incestrial jungle love with his auld wan.

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#29 01-05-2008 03:35PM

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drdre wrote: »

So how are you here ?

Test tube.

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#30 01-05-2008 03:48PM

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I always wonder at the distaste for parental sex, and could never understand it, especially now that I'm on the "other side", as it were. If our kids complain about the "noise" we (both) just say we were having sex. End of. If the reaction is "eeewwwww...", I say, "Don't you want to be 'active' into your late forties, early fifties (and beyond), or do you just want to die slowly from the age of 35?" or, alternately, "Go away and grow up, willya?"

I must point out that one child is 23 and if she doesn't like the idea of us having sex in our own house (and she doesn't) she should GTFO.

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#31 01-05-2008 04:18PM

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Slow coach wrote: »

I always wonder at the distaste for parental sex, and could never understand it,

Is that to say you had a taste for your parents having sex?

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