The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

AARRRGH · 30-04-2008 09:27PM #1

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

AckwelFoley · 30-04-2008 09:30PM

I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

Fail

Agamemnon · 30-04-2008 09:37PM

We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.

phantom_lord · 30-04-2008 09:39PM

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

lol, there was a guy from my school who actually did that. for realz. good times.

edit: actually, come to think of it, that guy got paid to eat another guys pube too. a freak and a weird dude imo.

Fringe · 30-04-2008 09:41PM

There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.

connundrum · 30-04-2008 09:44PM

I remember so many girls in the first years of secondary school 'being' pregnant after giving a lad a bj.

Sherifu · 30-04-2008 09:49PM

I used to think the world was flat

AnonoBoy · 30-04-2008 09:50PM

Agamemnon wrote: »

We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.

I never knew someone who lived near Prince.

AnonoBoy · 30-04-2008 09:52PM

dublindude wrote: »

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

That one about that God fellah. :rolleyes:

Although on the 'wrong hole' thing - some girls really like that. And I mean a lot!

Theresalwaysone · 30-04-2008 10:13PM

Fringe wrote: »

There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.

Wait. Where did u go to school?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-04-2008 10:20PM

snyper wrote: »

I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

Fail

i could have sworn we knew better

phantom_lord · 30-04-2008 10:49PM

Theresalwaysone wrote: »

Wait. Where did u go to school?

a boarding school i suspect.

truecrippler · 30-04-2008 10:58PM

Maybe it was the "right-hole". Maybe he was taking a walk on the brown side.

Lockstep · 30-04-2008 11:03PM

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

Pj! · 30-04-2008 11:11PM

I used to believe Pluto was a planet.

Pyr0 · 30-04-2008 11:19PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

randylonghorn · 30-04-2008 11:25PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

And she actually believed it was accidental?!

antodeco · 30-04-2008 11:26PM

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

Depends if your in prison...!

Rumour that Asian womens fannys were sideways!

lol @ randylonghorn! "oops! Sorry didnt mean to..."

Lockstep · 30-04-2008 11:28PM

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

N'or I, but rural women seem to have a problem with it.

Prudes.

Blisterman · 30-04-2008 11:38PM

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

Funny, I knew a guy who had that rumour spread about him.

His nickname was choco finger.

razorblunt · 30-04-2008 11:39PM

The one about a guy dislocating his hip playing some sport, when they reset it they caught one of his balls in the socket.

If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

arseagon · 30-04-2008 11:40PM

There was a rumour about me for ages that I kicked women in the ass for no reason. Not true at all.... It only happened the once.

Gillo · 30-04-2008 11:41PM

There was a guy who was in the year behind me at school who appearently only had one ba!!. I believed the rumor despite wondering how someone found this out.

Slightly off topic, but myself and another guy in work managed to convince a girl last week, that that rumor about typing google into google will shut down the internet.

Gummy Panda · 30-04-2008 11:51PM

There was a rumour in my primary school that one of the lads ripped his sack when jumping over a wall that had barb wire. One of his balls got cut off so his mother put it in her handbag and brought him to hospital. Unfortunitly it was too late for his ball.

We called him Johnny 1 ball :pac:

connundrum · 30-04-2008 11:55PM

Oh yeah!

And there was a lad a few years ahead of me in school. He was rumoured to have sucked his dog off. He also may or may not have had intercourse with said dog.

He was known as Shep and still is (like 8 years later)

useful_contacts · 01-05-2008 12:25AM

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

AARRRGH · 01-05-2008 12:34AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

Were you in the cinema when it happened?

AnonoBoy · 01-05-2008 01:45AM

razorblunt wrote: »

If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

Baaawwwahhhaaahhahaaaaaa!!!!!! That's ridiculous.

Everyone knows it was a number 7. :rolleyes:

Overheal · 01-05-2008 01:56AM

poor girl in my school had to put up with some rumours that she liked being fisted (still dont know - that could be true) and the worst, that she accidentally had a **** during sex. Damn she was hot though

****s McGee!

Xavi6 · 01-05-2008 01:58AM

There was a lad in my area as well with the whole one testicle thing. He was called 'Odd Ball'.

There were also the girls who thought they could get pregnant from kissing.

Jigsaw · 01-05-2008 01:59AM

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

I watched a video about 20 minutes ago and there was a lady in it who seemed to enjoy a good spot of anal.

Peter North was administering.

The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

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