Should chicks be allowed to post in BGRH?

Pighead · 17-04-2008 10:56AM #1

Well should they? Lets face it, theres not too many chicks with beerguts and receding hairlines so why do the ladies come here in droves to post? In Pigheads mind the general theme of the forum is one of "Stereotypical fat lazy man slobs" ala Homer Simpson or Onslow from keeping up appearances.

But surely if Homer is a symbol of all that is BGRH then surely you must act more like him. Could you imagine Homer walking into Moes and being surrounded by a group of giggling girls who are actually getting served by Moe. Course you couldn't, cos it wouldn't happen. Moes is his idyllic little oasis of calm, away from work, away from the kids but most importantly away from the women.

As one of BGRH's most senior Brothers, Pighead hereby proposes a blanker ban on all the chicks from our forum. Thanks for listening, you've been a great audience.

Kintarō Hattori · 17-04-2008 10:57AM

Did Pighead just say he was one of the most senior brothers?

Oh I see trouble ahead............... and in answer to your question Pighead, yes why not. That way we can laugh at the things they say.

Cathmandooo · 17-04-2008 10:59AM

Read the Charter:

Are wimmin welcome here?
Purely in a facilitating and encouraging role.

The brothers would be very hungry without them Pighead, I don't think they'd condone a ban of the wimmins

Pighead · 17-04-2008 11:01AM

Of course they should be allowed.

eo980 wrote: »

Oh I see trouble ahead............... and in answer to your question Pighead, yes why not. That way we can make fun of what they are saying.

Listen Pigheads all for letting them in and making fun of them but lately it seems like the lads in the bar are trying to chat the girls up. You've got patrickc hitting on every single female in the bar and Slow Motion trying to charm them with his fancy cocktails. DesF even thanked them for making him some sandwiches the other day. What the fcuks going on? The lads just aren't being themselves anymore.

mike65 · 17-04-2008 11:01AM

Something to look at when the footies off and your ISP has throttled bandwidth?

Mike

Pighead · 17-04-2008 11:04AM

Of course they should be allowed.

Check out eo980's sneaky edit for proof of how the chicks are turning the men into yellowbellies.

justsomebloke · 17-04-2008 11:07AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

In Pigheads mind the general theme of the forum is one of "Stereotypical fat lazy man slobs" ala Homer Simpson or Onslow from keeping up appearances.

surely you are not insinuating that you are like this, as you are one of the senior brothers

LadyE · 17-04-2008 11:11AM

Ah why not

Some girl have beer bellies..lets not discriminate

Pighead · 17-04-2008 11:13AM

Of course they should be allowed.

Salad Boy wrote: »

surely you are not insinuating that you are like this, as you are one of the senior brothers

Thats exactly what Pighead is insinuating. As soon as the lads accept that Pighead is a brother then its all systems go from this end. Pighead can turn from a well built active good looking bloke into a fat lazy slob in at most 10 months. Just give him the word.

LouOB · 17-04-2008 11:13AM

So Pighead prefers gay bars????

mike65 · 17-04-2008 11:15AM

Cue vid.

Mike.

kev_s88 · 17-04-2008 11:19AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

in all fairness the Wimmins contribute a lot more to the bar than you do Pighead....so i dont think you are the right person to bring up this argument

smashey · 17-04-2008 11:20AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Somebody mentioned Senior Brother?

Nerin · 17-04-2008 11:20AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

:rolleyes:

Slow Motion · 17-04-2008 11:22AM

OP Your persistant trolling is getting old! Run along and bother someone else.

Pighead · 17-04-2008 11:23AM

Of course they should be allowed.

LouOB wrote: »

So Pighead prefers gay bars????

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

Nerin · 17-04-2008 11:25AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

ah yes, but these bars are the old style bars, this one is the best of both worlds.

MizzLolly · 17-04-2008 11:26AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Ahhh Pighead!! Come on now.. You guys are allowed in the Ladies Lounge?!!!

Nerin · 17-04-2008 11:28AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ahhh Pighead!! Come on now.. You guys are allowed in the Ladies Lounge?!!!

we are? O_o

LouOB · 17-04-2008 11:31AM

Pighead wrote: »

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

do you want a hand digging that hole?

*goes to look*

nope job nearly done:D

star-pants · 17-04-2008 11:37AM

<_<
>_>

o_O

*continues past with the tray of rasher sambos to the bar*

Tom Dunne · 17-04-2008 11:39AM

Please don't feed the trolls.

Maple · 17-04-2008 11:40AM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

star-pants wrote: »

<_<
>_>

o_O

*continues past with the tray of rasher sambos to the bar*

Right behind you girl with the Sausage sandwiches.

Pighead · 17-04-2008 11:50AM

Of course they should be allowed.

Slow Motion wrote: »

OP Your persistant trolling is getting old! Run along and bother someone else.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Please don't feed the trolls.

Lads c'mon, give Pighead a break. This ain't trolling. Its just a thread asking a question regarding the position the forum takes re women. If this were a smoking club and Pighead asked the same question would he be accused of trolling? Nope, there would be a vote taken and the result of said vote would be implemented.

C'mon lads give a Pig a chance.

Cormic · 17-04-2008 12:00PM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Of course wimmins should be allowed. And it's not just the sex, it's also the food preparation.

Ginny · 17-04-2008 12:20PM

Pighead wrote: »

Thats exactly what Pighead is insinuating. As soon as the lads accept that Pighead is a brother then its all systems go from this end. Pighead can turn from a well built active good looking bloke into a fat lazy slob in at most 10 months. Just give him the word.

At most 10 months?
You wouldn't be really trying then?

chris_oc · 17-04-2008 12:20PM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

kev_s88 wrote: »

in all fairness the Wimmins contribute a lot more to the bar than you do Pighead....so i dont think you are the right person to bring up this argument

+1

John Mason · 17-04-2008 12:20PM

Of course they should be allowed.

If the girls know their place and stay in it they should be allowed post. Recently i have noticed a large number stepping out of their boxes. They should be banned as such the mens who forget their place

smellslikeshoes · 17-04-2008 12:31PM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

As long as they only speak when spoken to and bring cold beers and steak when appropriate of course they should be allowed.

patrickc · 17-04-2008 12:32PM

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

. You've got patrickc hitting on every single female in the bar and Slow Motion trying to charm them with his fancy cocktails. .

why pick me as the woman beater?

Pighead · 17-04-2008 12:36PM

Of course they should be allowed.

patrickc wrote: »

why pick me as the woman beater?

Because they keep on rejecting your advances and this combined with the amount of imaginary booze you knock back made you the obvious choice.

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