Should chicks be allowed to post in BGRH?

Pighead

Well should they? Lets face it, theres not too many chicks with beerguts and receding hairlines so why do the ladies come here in droves to post? In Pigheads mind the general theme of the forum is one of "Stereotypical fat lazy man slobs" ala Homer Simpson or Onslow from keeping up appearances.

But surely if Homer is a symbol of all that is BGRH then surely you must act more like him. Could you imagine Homer walking into Moes and being surrounded by a group of giggling girls who are actually getting served by Moe. Course you couldn't, cos it wouldn't happen. Moes is his idyllic little oasis of calm, away from work, away from the kids but most importantly away from the women.

As one of BGRH's most senior Brothers, Pighead hereby proposes a blanker ban on all the chicks from our forum. Thanks for listening, you've been a great audience.

Kintarō Hattori

Did Pighead just say he was one of the most senior brothers?

Oh I see trouble ahead............... and in answer to your question Pighead, yes why not. That way we can laugh at the things they say.

Cathmandooo

Read the Charter:

Are wimmin welcome here?
Purely in a facilitating and encouraging role.



The brothers would be very hungry without them Pighead, I don't think they'd condone a ban of the wimmins

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

eo980 wrote: »

Oh I see trouble ahead............... and in answer to your question Pighead, yes why not. That way we can make fun of what they are saying.

Listen Pigheads all for letting them in and making fun of them but lately it seems like the lads in the bar are trying to chat the girls up. You've got patrickc hitting on every single female in the bar and Slow Motion trying to charm them with his fancy cocktails. DesF even thanked them for making him some sandwiches the other day. What the fcuks going on? The lads just aren't being themselves anymore.

mike65

Something to look at when the footies off and your ISP has throttled bandwidth?

Mike

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

Check out eo980's sneaky edit for proof of how the chicks are turning the men into yellowbellies.

justsomebloke

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

In Pigheads mind the general theme of the forum is one of "Stereotypical fat lazy man slobs" ala Homer Simpson or Onslow from keeping up appearances.

surely you are not insinuating that you are like this, as you are one of the senior brothers

LadyE

Ah why not

Some girl have beer bellies..lets not discriminate

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

Salad Boy wrote: »

surely you are not insinuating that you are like this, as you are one of the senior brothers

Thats exactly what Pighead is insinuating. As soon as the lads accept that Pighead is a brother then its all systems go from this end. Pighead can turn from a well built active good looking bloke into a fat lazy slob in at most 10 months. Just give him the word.

LouOB

So Pighead prefers gay bars????

mike65

Cue vid.

Mike.

kev_s88

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

in all fairness the Wimmins contribute a lot more to the bar than you do Pighead....so i dont think you are the right person to bring up this argument

smashey

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Somebody mentioned Senior Brother?

Nerin

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

:rolleyes:

Slow Motion

OP Your persistant trolling is getting old! Run along and bother someone else.

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

LouOB wrote: »

So Pighead prefers gay bars????

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

Nerin

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

ah yes, but these bars are the old style bars, this one is the best of both worlds.

MizzLolly

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Ahhh Pighead!! Come on now.. You guys are allowed in the Ladies Lounge?!!!

Nerin

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ahhh Pighead!! Come on now.. You guys are allowed in the Ladies Lounge?!!!

we are? O_o

LouOB

Pighead wrote: »

Are you calling every old man in Ireland who goes for their Sunday evening drink in an old man bar surrounded by nothing but honest to goodness maleness gay? Because if you are thats a hell of a brave call. All us Brothers know the joy that a female free bar can bring to the table.

do you want a hand digging that hole?

*goes to look*

nope job nearly done:D

star-pants

<_<
>_>

o_O

*continues past with the tray of rasher sambos to the bar*

Tom Dunne

Please don't feed the trolls.

Maple

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

star-pants wrote: »

<_<
>_>

o_O

*continues past with the tray of rasher sambos to the bar*

Right behind you girl with the Sausage sandwiches.

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

Slow Motion wrote: »

OP Your persistant trolling is getting old! Run along and bother someone else.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Please don't feed the trolls.

Lads c'mon, give Pighead a break. This ain't trolling. Its just a thread asking a question regarding the position the forum takes re women. If this were a smoking club and Pighead asked the same question would he be accused of trolling? Nope, there would be a vote taken and the result of said vote would be implemented.

C'mon lads give a Pig a chance.

Cormic

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Of course wimmins should be allowed. And it's not just the sex, it's also the food preparation.

Ginny

Pighead wrote: »

Thats exactly what Pighead is insinuating. As soon as the lads accept that Pighead is a brother then its all systems go from this end. Pighead can turn from a well built active good looking bloke into a fat lazy slob in at most 10 months. Just give him the word.

At most 10 months?
You wouldn't be really trying then?

chris_oc

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

kev_s88 wrote: »

in all fairness the Wimmins contribute a lot more to the bar than you do Pighead....so i dont think you are the right person to bring up this argument

+1

John Mason

Of course they should be allowed.

If the girls know their place and stay in it they should be allowed post. Recently i have noticed a large number stepping out of their boxes. They should be banned as such the mens who forget their place

smellslikeshoes

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

As long as they only speak when spoken to and bring cold beers and steak when appropriate of course they should be allowed.

patrickc

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

. You've got patrickc hitting on every single female in the bar and Slow Motion trying to charm them with his fancy cocktails. .

why pick me as the woman beater?

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

patrickc wrote: »

why pick me as the woman beater?

Because they keep on rejecting your advances and this combined with the amount of imaginary booze you knock back made you the obvious choice.

Nerin

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

patrickc wrote: »

why pick me as the woman beater?

i thought it was recliner who was the bold flirty one?

Agent Smith

Pighead wrote: »

Well should they? Lets face it, theres not too many chicks with beerguts and receding hairlines so why do the ladies come here in droves to post? In Pigheads mind the general theme of the forum is one of "Stereotypical fat lazy man slobs" ala Homer Simpson or Onslow from keeping up appearances.

But surely if Homer is a symbol of all that is BGRH then surely you must act more like him. Could you imagine Homer walking into Moes and being surrounded by a group of giggling girls who are actually getting served by Moe. Course you couldn't, cos it wouldn't happen. Moes is his idyllic little oasis of calm, away from work, away from the kids but most importantly away from the women.

As one of BGRH's most senior Brothers, Pighead hereby proposes a blanker ban on all the chicks from our forum. Thanks for listening, you've been a great audience.

1. What the feck is a blanker Ban?
2. stfu Bacon boy

watna

Yes, we are awesome and hold the brothers together by admiring their beer bellies, bringing them swine based products and being eye candy at beers.

They're lucky boys to have us!

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

agent smith wrote: »

1. What the feck is a blanker Ban?
2. stfu Bacon boy

3/ You're name is an anagram of Shit Magnet which is kinda appropriate considered your posts are covered in the stuff.

DJ_Spider

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

watna wrote: »

admiring their beer bellies, bringing them swine based products and being eye candy at beers.

+1K I'll hold you to that at your leaving drinks! I think that the wimmins do a fine job keeping us brothers happy. So OP, here's the news: GO AWAY!!! :eek:

Agent Smith

Pighead wrote: »

3/ You're name is an anagram of Shit Magnet which is kinda appropriate considered your posts are covered in the stuff.

you're = Short for "you are"

*Your*
:pac:

trout

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

3/ You're name is an anagram of Shit Magnet which is kinda appropriate considered your posts are covered in the stuff.

And that right there is personal abuse. Stop trolling, or I will ban you.

watna

trout wrote: »

And that right there is personal abuse. Stop trolling, or I will ban you.

Ooh, my knees are all aquiver. I love when moderator trout comes out!

Pighead

Of course they should be allowed.

agent smith wrote: »

1. What the feck is a blanker Ban?
2. stfu Bacon boy

trout wrote: »

And that right there is personal abuse. Stop trolling, or I will ban you.

Selective moderating once again.

Nerin

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

watna wrote: »

Ooh, my knees are all aquiver. I love when moderator trout comes out!

calm down girl calm down

DJ_Spider

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

/me offers a strong drink to watna to calm her nerves

trout

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Pighead wrote: »

Selective moderating once again.

Nothing selective about it. I read his post as a comment.
I read your post as abuse. Simple as.

Keep trolling. See what happens.

takola

irishbird wrote: »

If the girls know their place and stay in it they should be allowed post. Recently i have noticed a large number stepping out of their boxes. They should be banned as such the mens who forget their place

+1

Gauranteed we would be missed if we weren't allowed post here.

As long as the LL's shyte talk is left at the door when we come in! I think there should be immediate bans handed out for forgetting which forum you're in! And I think there should be bans handed out to the people who think the bar is actually a singles party! Boards is not a dating website! Stop forgetting that! :rolleyes:

I think the thread show's that wimmin are actually appreciated in here. Backfired much I wonder?

Don1

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

Of course they should. Without them it'd be a bit gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'd just prefer a few wimmins around to brighten the place up a bit.

Rob_l

Of course they should be allowed.

takola wrote: »

+1

I think the thread show's that wimmin are actually appreciated in here

I think that might be against the charter

Tribunal time

trout

They should be allowed but just to make the sambos.

This thread is full of fail.

Tom Dunne

Yet again, porky delivers a troll-grenade will the usual aplomb.

Yet again, the uninitiated rise to his bait.

He is currently chuckling away to himself in his little sty, loving every minute of this.

You've gotta hand it to him.