Whats the most ridiculous thing you have done whilst drunk?

Loopy · 04-04-2008 06:59PM #1

I was just thinking about this today and wondered had anyone else had any crazy experiences.

Mine is:

When I was travelling years ago I managed to bag a job as a Nanny in a big posh house, which was sheer heaven after living in grotty hostels for months.

Anyway, they asked me to move in straight away and to celebrate I went out that night and got totally smashed.

I woke up the next day lying in their front garden (spreadeagled with a micro mini on) with the mother of the house trying to wake me. MORTIFIED:eek:..

Told the mother that my drink must of been spiked that I only had 2 beers and she bought it and put me to bed and looked after me for the day. They actually kept me on to mind their babies and Im still in touch with them.

Jesus Wept · 04-04-2008 07:04PM

looptheloop wrote: »

I woke up the next day lying in their front garden (spreadeagled with a micro mini on)

Pics or GTFO

biko · 04-04-2008 07:05PM

Taken by police to hospital to get stomach pumped

About 16/17 at the time. Learned my lesson then.

Caoimhín · 04-04-2008 07:11PM

Woke up in a police cell in Istanbul with 20 Turks laughing at me saying I was crazy. Dont know what I did, cops just laughed at me and let me go..

AnonoBoy · 04-04-2008 07:13PM

Whats the most ridiculous thing you have done whilst drunk?

Waiting for the first yore ma response......... :rolleyes:

Loopy · 04-04-2008 07:14PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Yeh no worries Ill send em on to ya - there happened to be 3 photographers in the garden when I woke:D.....

Jimbo · 04-04-2008 07:15PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Yeh no worries Ill send em on to ya - there happened to be 3 photographers in the garden when I woke:D.....

Tabloids?

Jesus Wept · 04-04-2008 07:18PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Yeh no worries Ill send em on to ya - there happened to be 3 photographers in the garden when I woke:D.....

*checks pm's

hmmmm, hurry up? :pac:

WoollyRedHat · 04-04-2008 07:20PM

The sun was on that straight away!

Loopy · 04-04-2008 07:20PM

jimbo78 wrote: »

Tabloids?

Yeh the Star, News of the world and some other shit paper. Im like, eh famous and shit.. Was just letting on to be poor, it was a documentary for RTE.

GhostInTheRuins · 04-04-2008 07:20PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Yeh no worries Ill send em on to ya - there happened to be 3 photographers in the garden when I woke:D.....

omg it's Britney Spears :eek:

daisy123 · 04-04-2008 07:25PM

An ex-boyfriend

Jim · 04-04-2008 07:25PM

Pissed drunk staggering home, Gardí asked was I alright. Told them to **** off. They shrugged and got back into the car. I then proceeded to kick the car (for reasons which escape me). They arrested my drunken ass.

DetectivFoxtrot · 04-04-2008 07:27PM

Staying with the OH ne night (he was still living at home at the time), we went out got totally smashed,and got a curry on the way home. Got home went to bed, and in the middle of the night I had to get up to vommit. I new I wouldn't make it to the bathroom so I opened the bedroom window and puked (for about 3 full minutes) down the site of their house, which incidentally was rendered and painted white! :eek:(no redbrick there to hide the shame!) Anyway, the Ma is real house proud and when she sees it the next day I'm thinking she's going to vomit! It wa the height of summer so it took about 3 weeks for the rain to wash it off!

have other stories but can deffo NOT post them publicly!:D

6th · 04-04-2008 07:28PM

Cant believe no one said "Yore Ma" yet?

DetectivFoxtrot · 04-04-2008 07:30PM

6th wrote: »

Cant believe no one said "Yore Ma" yet?

the-rigger did in his edit!

GhostInTheRuins · 04-04-2008 07:30PM

6th wrote: »

Cant believe no one said "Yore Ma" yet?

That's like, so 2007.

Sherifu · 04-04-2008 07:34PM

Broke into a house.

Overheal · 04-04-2008 07:58PM

I get smashed. My head is spinning bla bla bla so I go home to my apartment, and being drunk I actually made my bed before getting into it

Anyway the next thing I remember besides fallin asleep in my bed, in my room: is being outside my front door, banging to get back in. In my boxers.

Neighbours got sick of me banging after 30 minutes so they let me stay at theirs and wear some mis-sized trousers and a terribly small shirt.

Turns out my room mate had picked that day of all days to go elsewhere to get laid. Bastard.

Sparky · 04-04-2008 08:02PM

Wore a friends handbag around my neck along with her gloves, then fell asleep.

People thought someone done it to me! But no, really drunk and all that I was I done it already.

Loopy · 04-04-2008 09:09PM

Sherifu wrote: »

Broke into a house.

For any particular reason or cos you could?

Sherifu · 04-04-2008 09:13PM

looptheloop wrote: »

For any particular reason or cos you could?

Cause I was staying there.

Collie D · 04-04-2008 09:17PM

I've done that while I was sober. Came home without keys and tried to pry open top window with a sweeping brush. Somebody called the law on my ass.

Sherifu · 04-04-2008 09:23PM

Collie D wrote: »

I've done that while I was sober. Came home without keys and tried to pry open top window with a sweeping brush. Somebody called the law on my ass.

Next time put some clothes on.

Collie D · 04-04-2008 09:32PM

Funny you should say that but I'd just been out kayaking that day and was wearing shorts in the middle of winter while standing on back porch roof and cursing at the dogs

Sherifu · 04-04-2008 09:34PM

no wonder you had no keys.

useful_contacts · 04-04-2008 09:35PM

got taken to the hosp when i got PLASTERED (was only 18 bless) and long story short i puked all over the nurse, and when i took off my v high boots i (and everyone else) noticed i had odd socks on

And i remember why. Thats night getting ready i saw two odd socks in my drawer and threw them on and said to my sister "Sure whos going to see them?

S H A M E !!!!!!!!

Faith · 04-04-2008 09:43PM

I fell over the other night. We hadn't been let into a club (ostensibly because I was too drunk

) and were walking to a late bar. I went to trip my friend for the laugh, only tripped myself. I landed smack bang on my ass. Yeah, I'm not getting drunk again for a long, long time.

Actually, the getting refused entry may have been more embarrassing because that hasn't happened since I was 17.

Jim · 04-04-2008 09:48PM

Sparky-s wrote: »

Wore a friends handbag around my neck along with her gloves, then fell asleep.

People thought someone done it to me! But no, really drunk and all that I was I done it already.

Not want to lay claim to any other drunken stupidness no?

connundrum · 04-04-2008 10:31PM

I woke up in the Aldi Car Park in Carlow with no t-shirt on. Two girls I didn't know were standing over me talking to my ma on my mobile, telling her that they didn't know if I was alive or not.

My ma didn't speak to me for a while after that.

Steve · 04-04-2008 11:38PM

I used to have a terrible habit of falling asleep on the gicker at house parties - and sometimes forgetting to lock the door:o:o

Did it at my cousins wedding in a hotel in Dublin as well - they got the jacks porter to crawl under the door and wake me - it was the only cube and I'd been there a while..:o

Whats the most ridiculous thing you have done whilst drunk?

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