Things you would never hear a Brother say

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 09:29AM #1

Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 09:32AM

Why yes, I would just like to be your friend instead!

Edit: Mine's a bud *shudder*

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 09:35AM

of course you can share my dessert.

can I have a moco choco taco lattteee thinghy (one of the metros can correct me on what it is actually called).

Do you like my highlights.

I can't believe you didn't realise I got my hair cut.

sorry there is to much meat in a triple whopper for me

edit: mine's a bud light **double shudder**

Star Lord · 03-04-2008 09:36AM

Does my belly look small in this?

No thanks, I'm going vegetarian!

No thanks, I'm on a diet!

Oooh, I love [insert rom-com/chickflick here]!

star-pants · 03-04-2008 09:38AM

Another steak? no I couldn't possibly

I'll pass on the offer of beer, need to watch my figure

honey I *never* tire of seeing you try *everything* in your wardrobe on

No the football isn't as important as your soaps, I don't mind missing the match

Does my bum look big in this?

Star Lord · 03-04-2008 09:38AM

jsb wrote: »

can I have a moco choco taco lattteee thinghy (one of the metros can correct me on what it is actually called).

Hang on a second there, Chocolate and Taco? You might be on to a gutbustingly good idea there!

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 09:41AM

Yayyyyyy! It's 7 a.m. time to get up and go to work, I can't wait!

Ginny · 03-04-2008 09:47AM

I'm full.
Not thanks I'm driving tonight.
I've got a headache.
Did you sky+ The hills for me?
Is this Salmon pink or more of a peach?

LouOB · 03-04-2008 09:47AM

could I get a glass of water with lemon pls

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 09:48AM

star-pants wrote: »

No the football isn't as important as your soaps, I don't mind missing the match

+1

Slow Motion wrote: »

Yayyyyyy! It's 7 a.m. time to get up and go to work, I can't wait!

7am? You lucky bastard.

I have to get up a half hour earlier than that.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 09:48AM

ah no dear you've had a hard day in work, I'll do the dishes

monkeyfudge · 03-04-2008 09:49AM

"I think pighead is really funny"

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 09:50AM

Is it in yet?

smashey · 03-04-2008 09:51AM

Any sentence with the word "lavender" in it.

RxQueen · 03-04-2008 09:52AM

"how about you ask you mother over for the whole weekend dear "

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 09:53AM

Anyone got a comb?

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 09:57AM

Right! I'm off to the gym to work on my pecs!

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 10:00AM

Slow Motion wrote: »

Right! I'm off to the gym to work on my pecs!

Toodle Pip.

Dragan · 03-04-2008 10:03AM

Oh well, i'll just have a small piece.....

star-pants · 03-04-2008 10:07AM

Sure why would I want an Aston Martin DBS?

Pass the lip balm would you?

My cuticles are sooo bad at the moment

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:08AM

of course I'd love to turn up to the beers in a cheer leading outfit

smashey · 03-04-2008 10:09AM

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:09AM

star-pants wrote: »

Sure why would I want an Aston Martin DBS?

actually this one mighn't be true as although I have never sat in one I have a funny feeling they aren't made with the brothers "shape" in mind

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 10:09AM

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

This is probably true.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:11AM

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

DesF wrote: »

This is probably true.

bad images of Mairt

The Hill Billy · 03-04-2008 10:13AM

Let me clear out my beer fridge so you have space for your organic fruit smoothies & anti-bloating pro-bionic yogurts dear.

Pass me the Neutrogena honey.

Does this beret go with this polo neck?

Peter Marks? Never. Only David Marshall!

Ooh! I must try that new Silverkrin organic hair tonic.

Ginny · 03-04-2008 10:15AM

jsb wrote: »

of course I'd love to turn up to the beers in a cheer leading outfit

This will need this...

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

smashey · 03-04-2008 10:18AM

DesF wrote: »

This is probably true.

Reported for trolling.

It would need a combine harvester to do my back. :cool:

star-pants · 03-04-2008 10:19AM

jsb wrote: »

actually this one mighn't be true as although I have never sat in one I have a funny feeling they aren't made with the brothers "shape" in mind

I'm sure you could get it customised. (if you have that kinda cash)

OT

You can never have enough shoes

A tie with pink bunnies on it? How thoughtful

Hang on, I'll just read through the instructions first

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 10:21AM

star-pants wrote: »

Hang on, I'll just read through the instructions first

Along with "Why don't we stop and ask for directions"

It BeeMee · 03-04-2008 10:25AM

"A fry-up? Nah, not this morning. Is there any muesli left?"

Things you would never hear a Brother say

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