Things you would never hear a Brother say

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 9:29am #1

Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 9:32am

Why yes, I would just like to be your friend instead!

Edit: Mine's a bud *shudder*

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 9:35am

of course you can share my dessert.

can I have a moco choco taco lattteee thinghy (one of the metros can correct me on what it is actually called).

Do you like my highlights.

I can't believe you didn't realise I got my hair cut.

sorry there is to much meat in a triple whopper for me

edit: mine's a bud light **double shudder**

Star Lord · 03-04-2008 9:36am

Does my belly look small in this?

No thanks, I'm going vegetarian!

No thanks, I'm on a diet!

Oooh, I love [insert rom-com/chickflick here]!

star-pants · 03-04-2008 9:38am

Another steak? no I couldn't possibly

I'll pass on the offer of beer, need to watch my figure

honey I *never* tire of seeing you try *everything* in your wardrobe on

No the football isn't as important as your soaps, I don't mind missing the match

Does my bum look big in this?

Star Lord · 03-04-2008 9:38am

jsb wrote: »

can I have a moco choco taco lattteee thinghy (one of the metros can correct me on what it is actually called).

Hang on a second there, Chocolate and Taco? You might be on to a gutbustingly good idea there!

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 9:41am

Yayyyyyy! It's 7 a.m. time to get up and go to work, I can't wait!

Ginny · 03-04-2008 9:47am

I'm full.
Not thanks I'm driving tonight.
I've got a headache.
Did you sky+ The hills for me?
Is this Salmon pink or more of a peach?

LouOB · 03-04-2008 9:47am

could I get a glass of water with lemon pls

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 9:48am

star-pants wrote: »

No the football isn't as important as your soaps, I don't mind missing the match

+1

Slow Motion wrote: »

Yayyyyyy! It's 7 a.m. time to get up and go to work, I can't wait!

7am? You lucky bastard.

I have to get up a half hour earlier than that.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 9:48am

ah no dear you've had a hard day in work, I'll do the dishes

monkeyfudge · 03-04-2008 9:49am

"I think pighead is really funny"

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 9:50am

Is it in yet?

smashey · 03-04-2008 9:51am

Any sentence with the word "lavender" in it.

RxQueen · 03-04-2008 9:52am

"how about you ask you mother over for the whole weekend dear "

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 9:53am

Anyone got a comb?

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 9:57am

Right! I'm off to the gym to work on my pecs!

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 10:00am

Slow Motion wrote: »

Right! I'm off to the gym to work on my pecs!

Toodle Pip.

Dragan · 03-04-2008 10:03am

Oh well, i'll just have a small piece.....

star-pants · 03-04-2008 10:07am

Sure why would I want an Aston Martin DBS?

Pass the lip balm would you?

My cuticles are sooo bad at the moment

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:08am

of course I'd love to turn up to the beers in a cheer leading outfit

smashey · 03-04-2008 10:09am

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:09am

star-pants wrote: »

Sure why would I want an Aston Martin DBS?

actually this one mighn't be true as although I have never sat in one I have a funny feeling they aren't made with the brothers "shape" in mind

_blank_ · 03-04-2008 10:09am

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

This is probably true.

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:11am

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

DesF wrote: »

This is probably true.

bad images of Mairt

The Hill Billy · 03-04-2008 10:13am

Let me clear out my beer fridge so you have space for your organic fruit smoothies & anti-bloating pro-bionic yogurts dear.

Pass me the Neutrogena honey.

Does this beret go with this polo neck?

Peter Marks? Never. Only David Marshall!

Ooh! I must try that new Silverkrin organic hair tonic.

Ginny · 03-04-2008 10:15am

jsb wrote: »

of course I'd love to turn up to the beers in a cheer leading outfit

This will need this...

smashey wrote: »

I had a "back sack and crack" last night.

smashey · 03-04-2008 10:18am

DesF wrote: »

This is probably true.

Reported for trolling.

It would need a combine harvester to do my back. :cool:

star-pants · 03-04-2008 10:19am

jsb wrote: »

actually this one mighn't be true as although I have never sat in one I have a funny feeling they aren't made with the brothers "shape" in mind

I'm sure you could get it customised. (if you have that kinda cash)

OT

You can never have enough shoes

A tie with pink bunnies on it? How thoughtful

Hang on, I'll just read through the instructions first

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 10:21am

star-pants wrote: »

Hang on, I'll just read through the instructions first

Along with "Why don't we stop and ask for directions"

It BeeMee · 03-04-2008 10:25am

"A fry-up? Nah, not this morning. Is there any muesli left?"

DubArk · 03-04-2008 10:37am

Cut or Uncut? :eek:

justsomebloke · 03-04-2008 10:38am

I'm a feminist

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 10:40am

Steak and a BJ? No I'll give you a foot massage instead!

DubArk · 03-04-2008 10:43am

"They just keep chafing me!"

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 10:47am

I'll take the condensed milk home from the next beers.

Slow Motion · 03-04-2008 10:48am

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I'll take the condensed milk home from the next beers.

Ohhhh! That's nasty:p

Dragan · 03-04-2008 10:49am

Lets just cuddle.

Latchy · 03-04-2008 10:51am

You bitch !

Hey younfellahs .....there's youngwans

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 10:52am

Slow Motion wrote: »

Ohhhh! That's nasty:p

Ok, how about this:

I think ABBA made some classic music which I enjoy immensely

minidazzler · 03-04-2008 10:58am

Dragan wrote: »

Oh well, i'll just have a small piece.....

In Fairness a brother can say this, He may however not act on it. He must take a "Small piece" (i.e. Half of the food in question)

I will say also, I watch Rom-Coms not because I enjoy them but because I enjoy seeing these "snigger" Chisled"Snigger!!" fellas having to be pulled through sh1te by wild horses to get a girl while the Brothers just have to slap their guts and say Hi!!!

Latchy · 03-04-2008 11:03am

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Ok, how about this:

I think ABBA made some classic music which I enjoy immensely

Oh christ i as a brother would actually agree with that statment :eek:

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 11:06am

latchyco wrote: »

Oh christ i as a brother would actually agree with that statment :eek:

latchyco banned for life.

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 11:13am

I think I will spend most of today on a pretend bar on the internet and drink some pretend beers while slagging off metros.

Latchy · 03-04-2008 11:14am

Tom Dunne wrote: »

latchyco banned for life.

Are you not a closet abba fan yorself Tom ?

(somthing a few brothers might say )

Tom Dunne · 03-04-2008 11:18am

latchyco wrote: »

Are you not a closet abba fan yorself Tom ?

(somthing a few brothers might say )

Oh, we're heading for a site ban.

Pighead · 03-04-2008 11:27am

"Yeah I've just been to the doctors and he's given me a clean bill health. Said me hearts in immaculate condition and my liver is as fresh as a Connemara summers morning"

"I find, the more I drink the better my abilities as a lovemaker become"

"I was walking down Grafton St the other day and these 7 hot Swedish chicks were totally checking out my lovely big belly and sweaty palms. I felt violated."