Only In America, Thats A FACT!

Overheal · 28-03-2008 01:20AM

I was the one to post that I think

there should be a DIY disclaimer when applying for gun licenses.

Rb · 28-03-2008 02:34AM

Overheal wrote: »

I was the one to post that I think

there should be a DIY disclaimer when applying for gun licenses.

Or how about just not selling them anymore?

Oh, I forgot, it would be unconstitutional :rolleyes:

Lol America.

Overheal · 28-03-2008 02:38AM

Given my choice between a gun or Habeus Corpus. Hmmmm.......

Davidius · 28-03-2008 02:52AM

I suppose I should do my bit!

Mericuns are dum hur hur.

Oh yes, the old ego is loving that. =D

Manic Moran · 28-03-2008 02:59AM

Overheal wrote: »

And while you're contemplating the cost of getting a professional to install your sattelite dish or buy a drill,
consider the gun cost more than both :rolleyes:

Depends on the gun. You can get a WWII era Moisin Nagant (Soviet standard rifle) for about $35.

Then again, I just spent $1470 on one today. (SIG 556)

NTM

monkeyfudge · 28-03-2008 03:05AM

Overheal wrote: »

I refrained from commenting on his avatar at least

It ain't easy being green?

There was the case last year of the guy using a shot gun to change the wheel on his car... he ended up injuring himself of course.

I used to have a girlfriend from Missouri actually... I even popped over to visit her home town at one stage... this story doesn't surprise me.

Overheal · 28-03-2008 03:10AM

nor I.

useful_contacts · 28-03-2008 05:26AM

I Want To Laugh But Its So Darn Cruel

Sherifu · 28-03-2008 08:03AM

Did he get the dish installed?

ScumLord · 28-03-2008 02:43PM

Sherifu wrote: »

Did he get the dish installed?

I doubt it, he used the wrong caliber gun, the numpty.

Sherifu · 28-03-2008 09:27PM

ScumLord wrote: »

I doubt it, he used the wrong caliber gun, the numpty.

I'd like to know if it'll work, got a dish sitting here for ages.

Overheal · 28-03-2008 09:39PM

update:

Gizmodo.com wrote:

This is what tools are for, my friends. Ronald Long of Deepwater, MO, was trying to install a satellite dish in his bedroom. He was having trouble putting the necessary hole in the wall and, thinking himself quite clever, decided to use his gun to get the job done quickly. Unfortunately, his wife was outside and caught the bullet in the chest. She was rushed to the hospital but was declared dead on arrival. On the upside, Ronald now has DirecTV. Silver linings, people.

DirecTV is awesome \o/

Overheal · 29-03-2008 01:15AM

For more on the the real truth behind gun violence, Jon Stewart provides us with an inside look at Gun Culture in america on his frontpage today:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/

""Guns for Tots" is teaching kids about the joys of weaponry in a neighborhood that needs it most: Harlem."

Sadly, they can't make this up.

Sam Kade · 29-03-2008 01:27AM

I saw a program on tv a few months back this american woman locked herself out of her house and decided to get back in by going down the chimney when she was half way down she became wedged the fire service had to come to rescue her by that time there was also a news channel filming the whole ordeal it took them 2 hours to get her out how stupid is that

Pherekydes · 29-03-2008 12:50PM

Sam Kade wrote: »

I saw a program on tv a few months back this american woman locked herself out of her house and decided to get back in by going down the chimney when she was half way down she became wedged the fire service had to come to rescue her by that time there was also a news channel filming the whole ordeal it took them 2 hours to get her out how stupid is that

You've removed the punctuation. Why not go the whole hog and remove the spaces, too? It's Earth Day, innit? Save on characters.

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Only In America, Thats A FACT!

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