embaressing school moments

J.j.J10101 · 24-03-2008 01:34PM #1

when i was in 2nd class i asked my teacher if he was gay:):):)
i didnt know what it ment then but thankfully noboddy else heard

bangersandmash · 24-03-2008 01:39PM

Well, there was that time when I couldn't spell embarrassing, meant or nobody.

Oh, and the time when I forgot to punctuate and used excessive smileys.

Balmed Out · 24-03-2008 01:43PM

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

Lux23 · 24-03-2008 02:22PM

Balmed Out wrote: »

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

I used to do that alot, very embarassing.

When I was in Junior Infants, I was out in the line in the yard and I was dying to pee but the teacher wouldn't let me go in so I ended up wetting myself in the line with a bunch of screaming 4 and 5 year olds. Was the worst thing ever. To make it even worse I had to spend the rest of the day without knickers!!!

Pigwidgeon · 24-03-2008 02:25PM

last year in school i was walking down a corridor between classes so it was fairly busy and on a slope, i somehow manage to fall out my shoe and started skidding a bit down the slope, which was carpet, on my knees, while a teacher behind me just starts laughing and steps over me to get by....
was hilarious after but got some pretty nasty carpet burn!

Tak3n · 24-03-2008 02:42PM

One of my classmates thought it would be a good idea to pull his todger out and flash the class from the doorway...
Wondering what all of his class were laughing at the principal went to investigate only to discover a naked student.

He was quite shocked .

Mimikyu · 24-03-2008 03:13PM

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Pigwidgeon · 24-03-2008 03:19PM

Balmed Out wrote: »

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

i was in 5th class, and a girl in the class called our teacher "daddy" not dad or da a full on "daddy"

am i bovvered · 24-03-2008 03:27PM

1st girlfriend ... warm sunday afternoon in may .... at school gate thumbing to beach ..... cannot get lift ...... decide to spend afternoon in large meadow in school grounds ..... 1 hr later I look up from a compromising position to see a pair of black shoes and as my eyes slowly moved up the legs to the scariest, blood red, mad, principal priest, slowly and whispering he says ... get out and repeats this until he is shouting GET OUT OF HERE.

I was sent for during 1st class Monday, that meeting was my most embarassing moment in school.:o

Run_to_da_hills · 24-03-2008 03:29PM

My old man had a great one, his father was headmaster of Abbeyfeale national school. One day he was brought up in front of class for discipline, the headmaster ranted, you ass, you ass you son of an ass. the class burst out in laughter, it took a few secs for the headmaster to cop on.

Mossy Monk · 24-03-2008 04:22PM

Being asked to go to the top of the class when you have a raging horn. That happened a few times.

Dennis the Stone · 24-03-2008 04:29PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

My old man had a great one, his father was headmaster of Abbeyfeale national school. One day he was brought up in front of class for discipline, the headmaster ranted, you ass, you ass you son of an ass. the class burst out in laughter, it took a few secs for the headmaster to cop on.

Abbeyfeale ha? Small world :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle · 24-03-2008 05:07PM

I wet myself in Senior Infants because I was too shy to ask if I could go to the toilet. My friends noticed and I told them I had spilled my Ribena. As if that wasn't bad enough, the teacher called the childminder for a change of clothes and the dress she brought to school for me had the same pattern as my teacher's dungarees.

Looking back it was probably worse for the teacher to have the same clothes as a 6 year old but at the time I was humiliated!

m83 · 24-03-2008 05:21PM

There's a good website for stuff like this... skoolcraic.com , kinda like overheard in dublin.

Run_to_da_hills · 24-03-2008 05:37PM

Tago Mago wrote: »

Abbeyfeale ha? Small world :pac:

Eddy Mc Carthy, former national school headmaster? dose the name ring a bell :pac: well it was his father

Another funny one, In Dalkey National school we had a contractor in to sort out the central heating. This guy was crouched doown at the back of the class bleeding the air out of pipes and making some noise, the teacher (Mr Curren, (Now brown bread) forgot about this guy working and shouted at the top of his voice, "will the idiot making all the noise at the back of the class please stand up and come to the top of the class". your man stood up and approached the teacher, the class just cracked up!

Dennis the Stone · 24-03-2008 05:44PM

It sure does ring a bell! Isn't school just one long series of embarassing moments?

L31mr0d · 24-03-2008 05:54PM

I remember during my junior cert I needed to go out to the toilets to check my cheat notes and the guys toilets was already full so the principle, talking to the vice principle just told me to quickly use the girls toilets instead. So I went in checked my notes then on the way out, trying to be smart, said to the principle "boy the urinals are really high up in there" he was not amused at all.

sharkie2008 · 24-03-2008 05:54PM

last year of school in class was telling my friend about my mum fancying the teacher when he asked me a question "sorry mum i don't know"

bad enough if your 10 but 18 and the teacher is male? oops

Lockstep · 24-03-2008 05:55PM

L31mr0d · 24-03-2008 05:56PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

you had your hands down your girlfriends pants at school and the WORKMAN is PERVY??? WTH???

marco murphy · 24-03-2008 06:06PM

kateos2 wrote: »

i was in 5th class, and a girl in the class called our teacher "daddy" not dad or da a full on "daddy"

This is a somewhat usual statement in the county of Cavan.
Adults and everything.

Lockstep · 25-03-2008 01:02PM

L31mr0d wrote: »

you had your hands down your girlfriends pants at school and the WORKMAN is PERVY??? WTH???

We were behind the buildings. We just turned round and saw some workman standing there and staring, all slack jawed.

Fremen · 25-03-2008 01:21PM

The class joker got his hands on my phone and texted "Let me be your fantasy" to this girl I fancied. I never had the guts to explain that one to her.

I gave him a dead leg so bad that he had trouble walking for two days though, so I guess it evens out.

25-03-2008 01:46PM

My first week of secondary school. I trampled in on the middle of a class full of sixth year boys, because I had forgetten my bag in the room.
Unaware that teachers took offense at being interupted.
After telling me what for.
The crotchy old bat of a teacher, decided that it would an opportune time to show me the correct way to wear my school tartan.
Before i knew what what happening , she pulled my jumper up over my ears and rolled my skirt down.
Horrified and with the blood singing in my ears, I tried to haul ass out of there.
Only to discover the now ankle length skirt, not only restricted my motion but the tweed fabric had an spring like effect, that sent me somersaulting.

To make it worse I had to put up with loser sixth year fanboys for the rest of the year.

funk-you · 25-03-2008 02:03PM

Fremen wrote: »

The class joker got his hands on my phone and texted "Let me be your fantasy" to this girl I fancied. I never had the guts to explain that one to her.

I gave him a dead leg so bad that he had trouble walking for two days though, so I guess it evens out.

Ah, deadlegs. It's been many moons since i heard of them. Will have to give one to the gf tonight for the laugh*

OT: doing stuff with a girl round the back of the school at lunch and lets just say missed some of the pant area clean up. Went back into class late to be scolded by Sister Marie(about 500yo) for being late. Wasn't much fun when she noticed the area i missed.

*May be single tomorrow

-Funk

Al_Fernz · 25-03-2008 02:05PM

I played centre for the school rugby team. We were playing a tough away match when outhalf gave me the ball around the halfway line. I jinked majestically past three of the opposition for a clean run through to the try line. I sprinted hard and had run for what seemed to be an eternity when I saw the line approaching. Going over the line I did a wild over-zealous dive and got up giving the "double guns" celebration.

Next thing I know I hear the coarse Wexford accent of my coach calling me a clown. So I turn around and to my horror I had placed the ball down in the '22.

I could hardly live it down after that. Especially since the principal decided to announce it on the intercom the next day! I'm still getting abused about it today.

Also, my Da had a classic. His mate had gotten into trouble for something or other. This was back in the day of canning. My Da's mate begged the teacher to be let off but the teacher was having none of it. He got the cane out and the student bent over. CRACK - SQUELSH. Then all of a sudden blood started to stream down through the student's shorts. Apparently he had a large boil on his backside that the teacher manged to burst.

Toto Wolfcastle · 25-03-2008 02:31PM

Al_Fernz wrote: »

I played centre for the school rugby team. We were playing a tough away match when outhalf gave me the ball around the halfway line. I jinked majestically past three of the opposition for a clean run through to the try line. I sprinted hard and had run for what seemed to be an eternity when I saw the line approaching. Going over the line I did a wild over-zealous dive and got up giving the "double guns" celebration.

Next thing I know I hear the coarse Wexford accent of my coach calling me a clown. So I turn around and to my horror I had placed the ball down in the '22.

My Dad did that too! He went to a rugby school so they were all expected to play. After that he always managed to get lost on his way to rugby!

Karoma · 25-03-2008 02:33PM

janeybabe wrote: »

My Dad did that too! He went to a rugby school so they were all expected to play. After that he always managed to get lost on his way to rugby!

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

kev_s88 · 25-03-2008 02:44PM

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

lmao

Toto Wolfcastle · 25-03-2008 02:44PM

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

LOL

I'd believe it except he's at work and they recently put a stop to him posting on forums during work hours!

But he's definately a double guns celebration type of guy!

Another one for me would be when my best friend stole my phone in school and texted the guy I liked saying 'I love you'. I was so embarrassed because I thought he's actually believe it. I did end up going out with him for 4 years though so it turned out well!

Al_Fernz · 25-03-2008 02:52PM

janeybabe wrote: »

LOL

I'd believe it except he's at work and they recently put a stop to him posting on forums during work hours!

But he's definately a double guns celebration type of guy!

LOL, I like the cut of this guys jib.

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