embaressing school moments

J.j.J10101

when i was in 2nd class i asked my teacher if he was gay:):):)
i didnt know what it ment then but thankfully noboddy else heard

bangersandmash

Well, there was that time when I couldn't spell embarrassing, meant or nobody.

Oh, and the time when I forgot to punctuate and used excessive smileys.

Balmed Out

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

Lux23

Balmed Out wrote: »

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

I used to do that alot, very embarassing.

When I was in Junior Infants, I was out in the line in the yard and I was dying to pee but the teacher wouldn't let me go in so I ended up wetting myself in the line with a bunch of screaming 4 and 5 year olds. Was the worst thing ever. To make it even worse I had to spend the rest of the day without knickers!!!

Pigwidgeon

last year in school i was walking down a corridor between classes so it was fairly busy and on a slope, i somehow manage to fall out my shoe and started skidding a bit down the slope, which was carpet, on my knees, while a teacher behind me just starts laughing and steps over me to get by....
was hilarious after but got some pretty nasty carpet burn!

Tak3n

One of my classmates thought it would be a good idea to pull his todger out and flash the class from the doorway...
Wondering what all of his class were laughing at the principal went to investigate only to discover a naked student.

He was quite shocked .

Mimikyu

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Pigwidgeon

Balmed Out wrote: »

your in like babies or senior infants and you want to answer a question so you start to wave your hand in the air but instead of saying "teacher teacher" you go "mum mum"

i was in 5th class, and a girl in the class called our teacher "daddy" not dad or da a full on "daddy"

am i bovvered

1st girlfriend ... warm sunday afternoon in may .... at school gate thumbing to beach ..... cannot get lift ...... decide to spend afternoon in large meadow in school grounds ..... 1 hr later I look up from a compromising position to see a pair of black shoes and as my eyes slowly moved up the legs to the scariest, blood red, mad, principal priest, slowly and whispering he says ... get out and repeats this until he is shouting GET OUT OF HERE.

I was sent for during 1st class Monday, that meeting was my most embarassing moment in school.:o

Run_to_da_hills

My old man had a great one, his father was headmaster of Abbeyfeale national school. One day he was brought up in front of class for discipline, the headmaster ranted, you ass, you ass you son of an ass. the class burst out in laughter, it took a few secs for the headmaster to cop on.

Mossy Monk

Being asked to go to the top of the class when you have a raging horn. That happened a few times.

Dennis the Stone

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

My old man had a great one, his father was headmaster of Abbeyfeale national school. One day he was brought up in front of class for discipline, the headmaster ranted, you ass, you ass you son of an ass. the class burst out in laughter, it took a few secs for the headmaster to cop on.

Abbeyfeale ha? Small world :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

I wet myself in Senior Infants because I was too shy to ask if I could go to the toilet. My friends noticed and I told them I had spilled my Ribena. As if that wasn't bad enough, the teacher called the childminder for a change of clothes and the dress she brought to school for me had the same pattern as my teacher's dungarees.

Looking back it was probably worse for the teacher to have the same clothes as a 6 year old but at the time I was humiliated!

m83

There's a good website for stuff like this... skoolcraic.com , kinda like overheard in dublin.

Run_to_da_hills

Tago Mago wrote: »

Abbeyfeale ha? Small world :pac:

Eddy Mc Carthy, former national school headmaster? dose the name ring a bell :pac: well it was his father

Another funny one, In Dalkey National school we had a contractor in to sort out the central heating. This guy was crouched doown at the back of the class bleeding the air out of pipes and making some noise, the teacher (Mr Curren, (Now brown bread) forgot about this guy working and shouted at the top of his voice, "will the idiot making all the noise at the back of the class please stand up and come to the top of the class". your man stood up and approached the teacher, the class just cracked up!

Dennis the Stone

It sure does ring a bell! Isn't school just one long series of embarassing moments?

L31mr0d

I remember during my junior cert I needed to go out to the toilets to check my cheat notes and the guys toilets was already full so the principle, talking to the vice principle just told me to quickly use the girls toilets instead. So I went in checked my notes then on the way out, trying to be smart, said to the principle "boy the urinals are really high up in there" he was not amused at all.

sharkie2008

last year of school in class was telling my friend about my mum fancying the teacher when he asked me a question "sorry mum i don't know"

bad enough if your 10 but 18 and the teacher is male? oops

Lockstep

L31mr0d

kickoutthejams wrote: »

you had your hands down your girlfriends pants at school and the WORKMAN is PERVY??? WTH???

marco murphy

kateos2 wrote: »

i was in 5th class, and a girl in the class called our teacher "daddy" not dad or da a full on "daddy"

This is a somewhat usual statement in the county of Cavan.
Adults and everything.

Lockstep

L31mr0d wrote: »

you had your hands down your girlfriends pants at school and the WORKMAN is PERVY??? WTH???

We were behind the buildings. We just turned round and saw some workman standing there and staring, all slack jawed.

Fremen

The class joker got his hands on my phone and texted "Let me be your fantasy" to this girl I fancied. I never had the guts to explain that one to her.

I gave him a dead leg so bad that he had trouble walking for two days though, so I guess it evens out.

My first week of secondary school. I trampled in on the middle of a class full of sixth year boys, because I had forgetten my bag in the room.
Unaware that teachers took offense at being interupted.
After telling me what for.
The crotchy old bat of a teacher, decided that it would an opportune time to show me the correct way to wear my school tartan.
Before i knew what what happening , she pulled my jumper up over my ears and rolled my skirt down.
Horrified and with the blood singing in my ears, I tried to haul ass out of there.
Only to discover the now ankle length skirt, not only restricted my motion but the tweed fabric had an spring like effect, that sent me somersaulting.

To make it worse I had to put up with loser sixth year fanboys for the rest of the year.

funk-you

Fremen wrote: »

The class joker got his hands on my phone and texted "Let me be your fantasy" to this girl I fancied. I never had the guts to explain that one to her.

I gave him a dead leg so bad that he had trouble walking for two days though, so I guess it evens out.

Ah, deadlegs. It's been many moons since i heard of them. Will have to give one to the gf tonight for the laugh*

OT: doing stuff with a girl round the back of the school at lunch and lets just say missed some of the pant area clean up. Went back into class late to be scolded by Sister Marie(about 500yo) for being late. Wasn't much fun when she noticed the area i missed.

*May be single tomorrow

-Funk

Al_Fernz

I played centre for the school rugby team. We were playing a tough away match when outhalf gave me the ball around the halfway line. I jinked majestically past three of the opposition for a clean run through to the try line. I sprinted hard and had run for what seemed to be an eternity when I saw the line approaching. Going over the line I did a wild over-zealous dive and got up giving the "double guns" celebration.

Next thing I know I hear the coarse Wexford accent of my coach calling me a clown. So I turn around and to my horror I had placed the ball down in the '22.

I could hardly live it down after that. Especially since the principal decided to announce it on the intercom the next day! I'm still getting abused about it today.

Also, my Da had a classic. His mate had gotten into trouble for something or other. This was back in the day of canning. My Da's mate begged the teacher to be let off but the teacher was having none of it. He got the cane out and the student bent over. CRACK - SQUELSH. Then all of a sudden blood started to stream down through the student's shorts. Apparently he had a large boil on his backside that the teacher manged to burst.

Toto Wolfcastle

Al_Fernz wrote: »

I played centre for the school rugby team. We were playing a tough away match when outhalf gave me the ball around the halfway line. I jinked majestically past three of the opposition for a clean run through to the try line. I sprinted hard and had run for what seemed to be an eternity when I saw the line approaching. Going over the line I did a wild over-zealous dive and got up giving the "double guns" celebration.

Next thing I know I hear the coarse Wexford accent of my coach calling me a clown. So I turn around and to my horror I had placed the ball down in the '22.

My Dad did that too! He went to a rugby school so they were all expected to play. After that he always managed to get lost on his way to rugby!

Karoma

janeybabe wrote: »

My Dad did that too! He went to a rugby school so they were all expected to play. After that he always managed to get lost on his way to rugby!

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

kev_s88

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

lmao

Toto Wolfcastle

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe Al_Fernz is yore da?

LOL

I'd believe it except he's at work and they recently put a stop to him posting on forums during work hours!

But he's definately a double guns celebration type of guy!

Another one for me would be when my best friend stole my phone in school and texted the guy I liked saying 'I love you'. I was so embarrassed because I thought he's actually believe it. I did end up going out with him for 4 years though so it turned out well!

Al_Fernz

janeybabe wrote: »

LOL

I'd believe it except he's at work and they recently put a stop to him posting on forums during work hours!

But he's definately a double guns celebration type of guy!

LOL, I like the cut of this guys jib.

Handsome Bob

I was the only guy who had a beard in 5th and 6th class. My German teacher used to embarass the hell out of me.

"I like guys with beards, like John's"

"Beards really do it for me, look me up in 20 years John"

****ing whore.:(:o:p

ScumLord

We where doing an assault type exercise in primary school with those long wooden benches. It would go, run around one, jump over it, so on. When it came to my turn to go under (or trough it more than anything) I got myself good and stuck due to my chubbiness. Everyone, including the teacher just pointed and laughed while I kicked my fat little legs and cried my eyes out. :mad:

Riddle101

Happened to me two year ago. Was walking out to break when i saw my friend with his back to me, so i decided to tackle him. So i ran towards him and just as i got a few inches to him i slipped on the mud from the rain and slid over to him. The whole school burst out laughing

Me and a friend of mine were walking to class when all of a sudden i tripped on my own feet and fell on the ground, to make matters worse my mate slipped over me and fell on top of me so that he was lying on my backside. Not a very good position to be in for two guys

mentioned this already but i guy in my class a couple of years ago got a boner, and was standing at the top of the classroom when he did, needless to say the whole class burs tout laughing

This is weird but i was in Irish class two years ago, and this guy was doing something funny that made me smile, as i was staring at him i scratched my ass cause it was inchy, then i noticed another guy looking at me with an amused look and to make matters worse he told the guy

Toto Wolfcastle

I went to a school with a swimming pool so for PE we sometimes went swimming. A lot of people wouldn't go in, and I usually would, but one week I didn't. We were sitting on the benches next to the pool when one of the guys who was swimming got out. He had a boner. We were all shouting 'Get back in the pool' while the people in the pool were screaming 'Stay out of the pool'. Poor guy didn't realise what was happening, so he didn't get embarrassed. It was pretty funny at the time though!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Got a week's detention for peeing in the swimming pool once. Off the diving board...

kev_s88

i somehow managed to fully avoid school-time embarassment

ibh

Was in our assembly hall for a free class one day and i decided to swing on the huge curtains for the stage. Swung out on it but lost my grip and fell on my ass in front of about 1/2 the school.

Also tripped over a desk in a room with about 200 people during a christmas exam.

Another time i was having a smoke at break in the toilets and i just forgot where i was after taking a whizz and walked out into the schoolyard smoking a fag.. Go caught and was in sh!t..

kwestfan08

Was in a class one day and I was sitting really far forward in my chair. Somehow the chair slipped back and I cracked my head off the desk in front of me. The whole class got a laugh and all I got was three stiches. Still have that scar

Al_Fernz

kwestfan08 wrote: »

Was in a class one day and I was sitting really far forward in my chair. Somehow the chair slipped back and I cracked my head off the desk in front of me. The whole class got a laugh and all I got was three stiches. Still have that scar

The same thing happened in our class. Only we convinced the guy that the bump on his head was his brain coming out and he going to turn into a retard. The ironing was delicious.

kev_s88

Al_Fernz wrote: »

The same thing happened in our class. Only we convinced the guy that the bump on his head was his brain coming out and he going to turn into a retard. The ironing was delicious.

lmao

Lux23

Lux23 wrote: »

To make it even worse I had to spend the rest of the day without knickers!!!

Giggity giggity.....Pics or.....oh wait............Junior infants?

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Being asked to go to the top of the class when you have a raging horn. That happened a few times.

I once refused to go up when our buxom teacher (who'd been tying my tie for me) asked me to conjugate a French verb or something. When she demanded why I refused, I said "...er....I can't say, miss". She then made me whisper the reason in her ear and to this day I'm convinced that as soon as i said it, her eyes flicked to the bulge in my jocks and she turned bright red and continued with the class.

Insect Overlord

Once in First Year during a Technical Graphics lesson (orthographic projection to be precise) I made the mistake of singing "E-LE-VA-TION!" á la Bono just after the teacher had told us to draw the elevation view first. Teacher in question was a rugby coach, and I never played the game in my life, so he already looked down on me before that

Somewhat funnier: during a Third Year Business Studies class, approx 12:30 in the afternoon, the teacher pulled back the blind from the window and flooded the class with brilliant sun-light, at which point I decided to cover my face with my arms and hiss like a burnt vampire. The lads would've laughed me to death if the teacher hadn't been so good at his tough-guy image!

Toto Wolfcastle

Deleted User wrote: »

I once refused to go up when our buxom teacher (who'd been tying my tie for me) asked me to conjugate a French verb or something. When she demanded why I refused, I said "...er....I can't say, miss". She then made me whisper the reason in her ear and to this day I'm convinced that as soon as i said it, her eyes flicked to the bulge in my jocks and she turned bright red and continued with the class.

It's a good thing I teach in an all girls school because otherwise I'd be putting on my push up bra and low cut top to embarrass the hell out of the boys!

Cuddlesworth

janeybabe wrote: »

It's a good thing I teach in an all girls school because otherwise I'd be putting on my push up bra and low cut top to embarrass the hell out of the boys!

Oddly enough, you wouldn't be the first.

The most embarrassing school moment I can think of would be the lad in our last year who was caught making out with one of the English teachers. She was 58, and looked a good 70. I think he left the country the year after.

Handsome Bob

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Oddly enough, you wouldn't be the first.

The most embarrassing school moment I can think of would be the lad in our last year who was caught making out with one of the English teachers. She was 58, and looked a good 70. I think he left the country the year after.

No offence, but that's gotta be BS!:eek: Why? Just why would he do that!? The sick bastard!

muboop1

to say he scored a teacher... or mabey to get her fired?

Handsome Bob

muboop1 wrote: »

to say he scored a teacher... or mabey to get her fired?

You would have to be one sick puppy if that is how a person gets their kicks, to get a teacher fired like that.

Krsnik87

Walking back from the shops at lunch, big group of us, one of the lads dropped one of his chips so I turned, poined and laughed, as ya do. With a bag of chips balanced on on open palm I managed to walk straight into a pole mid laugh, chips went flying and I landed on my ass in quite a bit of pain.

Chips went everywhere and I got humiliated lol...

Instant Karma!

randylonghorn

janeybabe wrote: »

It's a good thing I teach in an all girls school because otherwise I'd be putting on my push up bra and low cut top to embarrass the hell out of the boys!

To be honest, janey, you've didn't have to mention teaching in an all-girls school! The fact that you thought the primary effect in a guys' school would be embarrassment gave it away immediately ...

Denis Irwin

Krsnik87 wrote: »

Walking back from the shops at lunch, big group of us, one of the lads dropped one of his chips so I turned, poined and laughed, as ya do. With a bag of chips balanced on on open palm I managed to walk straight into a pole mid laugh, chips went flying and I landed on my ass in quite a bit of pain.

Chips went everywhere and I got humiliated lol...

Instant Karma!