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anybody else in the horrors?

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    We found a blind spot, one place in the corner that didnt set off the automatic lights for the stairs.

    Thank christ there is no camera.


    That story is even funnier because of your username! Well done lad !

    Eh im in the horrors too, drank about 10 pints of Guinness and I wouldn't normally drink the stuff! Total train crash in work today :(


  • #33
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I always thought in the horrors referred to a severe state of inebriation. Not the after effects.


  • #34
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    watna wrote: »
    Are the stairs not really uncomfortable on your back? Just wondering about the logistics of things!
    Oh I've no doubt, but I was at that level of drunkenness where one feels no pain.


  • #35
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    Mangled Sunday (and had a kinky night that left me looking like this: :eek:).

    Go on.............


  • #36
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Go on.............
    All I'll say is that she was a nurse. Their knowledge of the human body is remarkable.


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  • #37
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    All I'll say is that she was a nurse. Their knowledge of the human body is remarkable.

    Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it? :D


  • #38
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Didn't have a drop yesterday, don't think any of my mates were out in fact. Must be the first paddys day in a good 15years I didnt drink. Had been drinking 5 nights in a row before paddys day, but that is still no excuse. Just fell on a bad day, can't remember as much confusion about paddys & easter as this year. I had people asking me sat & sunday if it was paddys day, and then people thought I was joking that easter sunday was this sunday.


  • #39
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    watna wrote: »
    Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it? :D
    A gentleman never tells but I hope she washed her hands (before and after).


  • #40
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    paddys day on monday and good friday all in the same week, id say liver failure will be pretty high this week


  • #41
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    watna wrote: »
    Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it? :D

    :eek:
    he had a finger up his bum!


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  • #42
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Didn't get to sleep until 8am. Got the bus home too. Looked in the mirror after I took a piss... I had a portrait of me painted in green facepaint on the side of my face... Yeah. Absolutely destroyed today, not a pinch of smoke about either :( Went drinking on the cheap, ended up drinking a load of my beers, a bottle of jager I was given for my birthday, a load of other people's beers ^_^, a bottle of M&S Bucks Fizz (!?) and a ****load of vodka then pub of which I remember little but I've recieved a couple of texts about my great dancing... Lol.

    This may take a few days to piece the night together... I don't think I will though.


  • #43
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian! :)
    Agamemnon wrote: »
    All I'll say is that she was a nurse.
    Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

    Oh wait... my mum's a nurse... :(


  • #44
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Dudess wrote: »
    The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian! :)

    Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

    Oh wait... my mum's a nurse... :(

    Fvck all else to do down there. Every time I meet a Corkonian for the first time, I get regailed with stories of the birds/guys he/she has shagged.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #45
    Mr.Plough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    Friday & Sunday pretty heavy. Stayed in saturday. Had only a few Monday for the cure then fell asleep at 8pm and woke up today at 12


  • #46
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Dudess wrote: »
    The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian! :)

    Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

    Oh wait... my mum's a nurse... :(
    Yore ma sends her regards. Any chance of a tag team? :D

    You walked into that one.


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    [Deleted User]
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  • #48
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    im another one in bits.friday was a very messy one.saturday the same.sunday the messiest! got to bed a 10 o clock monday morning.somehow went out last night too which was the worse decision of my life.


  • #49
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Eating Activia in a desperate attempt to repair my digestive system...


  • #50
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Dudess wrote: »
    Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

    I believe it was her who hit his jackpot...


  • #51
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    :eek:
    he had a finger up his bum!

    I believe it is called a "cheeky finger". The BGRH boys were discussing it at lenght for a while a few weeks ago. It was very, em, enlightening!


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  • #52
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    The Scientist wrote: »
    I have a serious case of PSD (Post Session Depression) today.

    i dont get it?


    hungover? or deaf???


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