anybody else in the horrors?

flanum

woke up about an hour ago, hungover, thank fcuk tons of beer in the fridge..god bless dutch gold, thank fcuk i booked tomorrow off work...yay, just had to unblock me jacks with the butt end of a fishin rod cos i blocked it last nite usin too much bog roll. dry retchin while i was pokin it, im gonna be fcuked in a few weeks when the weather improves and i go fishin and then remember what i used that particular rod for. lousy!

useful_contacts

flanum wrote: »

woke up about an hour ago, hungover, thank fcuk tons of beer in the fridge..god bless dutch gold, thank fcuk i booked tomorrow off work...yay, just had to unblock me jacks with the butt end of a fishin rod cos i blocked it last nite usin too much bog roll. dry retchin while i was pokin it, im gonna be fcuked in a few weeks when the weather improves and i go fishin and then remember what i used that particular rod for. lousy!

Ha Ha

Ah no thats mean- Have a big dirty fry up:pac:

Mmmm that sounds good actually ....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

flanum wrote: »

woke up about an hour ago, hungover, thank fcuk tons of beer in the fridge..god bless dutch gold, thank fcuk i booked tomorrow off work...yay, just had to unblock me jacks with the butt end of a fishin rod cos i blocked it last nite usin too much bog roll. dry retchin while i was pokin it, im gonna be fcuked in a few weeks when the weather improves and i go fishin and then remember what i used that particular rod for. lousy!

I fvcking KNEW that was you in my back garden.....

Rb

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I fvcking KNEW that was you in my back garden.....

Lol, good shít.

OpenYourEyes

not at all, its just guna turn into one of those weird fisherman superstitions/traditions for ya!

....." ah yeah, i never go out without that rod i dipd in the toilet, and everytime i use it i dont catch anytin below 20lbs".....

flanum

suppose i should stick this one up on the angling forum

*gets blank stares and dirty looks from the fishing community*

tight lines!

Heisenberg.

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danniemcq

sigh i left a bed full of my girlfriend who is going home today and now here i am really hungover and depressed in a horrible fas course i hate and is boring the frak outta me and i gotta sit here for hours yet

oh and i lost my wallet too

Aisling(",)

im feeling fine and dandy like lemon candy.
no hangover
no regrets
no what'd i do that for moments

go sensible drinking!

joseph brand

go sensible drinking!

Try NO drinking. Four 12hr shifts, no long weekend for me. Oh woe to me.

GhostInTheRuins

useful_contacts wrote: »

Have a big dirty fry up:pac:

Mmmm that sounds good actually ....

Mmm, that's sounds so good right now :pac::pac::pac:

brow_601

Aisling(",) wrote: »

im feeling fine and dandy like lemon candy.
no hangover
no regrets
no what'd i do that for moments

go sensible drinking!

where were you yesterday when i needed that eh??

watna

Didn't have a drop of alcohol all weekend. I feel great today!

chakotha

Went mad Friday and Saturday, less Sunday and very quiet yesterday and am very glad for it today!

Aisling(",)

brow_601 wrote: »

where were you yesterday when i needed that eh??

i was off being sensibly drunk:D

kev_s88

arghhh too much drinking

out all night friday getting wasted.
played a gig on saturday and got wasted
took sunday easy
was drinking for 13 straight hours yesterday


not pleasant

chopperbyrne

I couldn't drink all weekend or all this week for that matter

useful_contacts

joseph brand wrote: »

. Four 12hr shifts.

But think of all that extra money ya can spend on boozn this weekend:D

God if i didnt drink id be so rich at least I dont smoke I couldnt afford rent then;)

I was so drunk last night that I bought a £20 note off my friend.

Looks cool though. I had forgotten what Daniel O’Connell looked like. Unfortunately, it doesn't really help the hangover. Plus I've to go to a gig tonight which will obviously be really loud.

This will be a long day.

Stercus Accidit

I imbibed four tin cannisters of ale yesterday, and engaged in conversation with the slovenly classes who smoke marijuana and openly laughed at video diskettes of family guy and his crass low brow humor.

Andy-Pandy

I had to shower out of a bucket this morning,
I also drunkingly slept with someone who i shouldnt have........ On the stairs of my apartment building.
I feel awful.

Miss Fluff

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

I had to shower out of a bucket this morning,
I also drunkingly slept with someone who i shouldnt have........ On the stairs of my apartment building.
I feel awful.

ROFL, most apartment buildings have CCTV these days too

Dudess

I know the feeling - I've done the drunken shagging on the stairs thing too. Horrid. Did anyone manage to drink from Friday to last night?

Andy-Pandy

Miss Fluff wrote: »

ROFL, most apartment buildings have CCTV these days too

We found a blind spot, one place in the corner that didnt set off the automatic lights for the stairs.

Thank christ there is no camera.

Andy-Pandy

Dudess wrote: »

I know the feeling - I've done the drunken shagging on the stairs thing too. Horrid. Did anyone manage to drink from Friday to last night?

I had a four hour break. My head is in a heap, i lost my keys for the gaff, my bike is locked to the stairs and i've no way to get it off. My bedroom looks like it had twenty people dancing in it for about 12 hours (it did), and i had to sleep on the couch as someone was kind enough to spill a bottle of wine over my bed.

All in all a great weekend.

Agamemnon

Twisted Friday.
Plastered Saturday.
Mangled Sunday (and had a kinky night that left me looking like this: :eek:).
Shitfaced yesterday.
Suicidal today.
Roll on next weekend so I can do it again.

whatsgoinon

Dudess wrote: »

Did anyone manage to drink from Friday to last night?

got ossified friday night, barely made the train to london saturday morning, started at 2.30 pm, left boozer at 3am, went to boozer for breakfast at 11am on sunday, left at 11.30pm, 2 pints last night nearly killed me

watna

Dudess wrote: »

I know the feeling - I've done the drunken shagging on the stairs thing too. Horrid. Did anyone manage to drink from Friday to last night?

Are the stairs not really uncomfortable on your back? Just wondering about the logistics of things!

Andy-Pandy

watna wrote: »

Are the stairs not really uncomfortable on your back? Just wondering about the logistics of things!

I wasnt looking for comfort, it was a heat of the moment thing, was walking her out to a cab and next thing you know...........

Wurly

Ha ha, thats the funniest post ive read in a while, albeit absolutely disgusting.:D

Andy-Pandy

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

I wasnt looking for comfort, it was a heat of the moment thing, was walking her out to a cab and next thing you know...........

Yeah , man happens all the time





when i was single ofc

Andy-Pandy

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

We found a blind spot, one place in the corner that didnt set off the automatic lights for the stairs.

Thank christ there is no camera.

That story is even funnier because of your username! Well done lad !

Eh im in the horrors too, drank about 10 pints of Guinness and I wouldn't normally drink the stuff! Total train crash in work today

Mossy Monk

I always thought in the horrors referred to a severe state of inebriation. Not the after effects.

Dudess

watna wrote: »

Are the stairs not really uncomfortable on your back? Just wondering about the logistics of things!

Oh I've no doubt, but I was at that level of drunkenness where one feels no pain.

thelordofcheese

Agamemnon wrote: »

Mangled Sunday (and had a kinky night that left me looking like this: :eek:).

Go on.............

Agamemnon

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Go on.............

All I'll say is that she was a nurse. Their knowledge of the human body is remarkable.

watna

Agamemnon wrote: »

All I'll say is that she was a nurse. Their knowledge of the human body is remarkable.

Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it?

rubadub

Didn't have a drop yesterday, don't think any of my mates were out in fact. Must be the first paddys day in a good 15years I didnt drink. Had been drinking 5 nights in a row before paddys day, but that is still no excuse. Just fell on a bad day, can't remember as much confusion about paddys & easter as this year. I had people asking me sat & sunday if it was paddys day, and then people thought I was joking that easter sunday was this sunday.

Agamemnon

watna wrote: »

Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it?

A gentleman never tells but I hope she washed her hands (before and after).

Fad

paddys day on monday and good friday all in the same week, id say liver failure will be pretty high this week

thelordofcheese

watna wrote: »

Was it like road trip when yore man, ahem, gets some help giving a sperm sample? It was, wasn't it?

:eek:
he had a finger up his bum!

Kold

Didn't get to sleep until 8am. Got the bus home too. Looked in the mirror after I took a piss... I had a portrait of me painted in green facepaint on the side of my face... Yeah. Absolutely destroyed today, not a pinch of smoke about either Went drinking on the cheap, ended up drinking a load of my beers, a bottle of jager I was given for my birthday, a load of other people's beers ^_^, a bottle of M&S Bucks Fizz (!?) and a ****load of vodka then pub of which I remember little but I've recieved a couple of texts about my great dancing... Lol.

This may take a few days to piece the night together... I don't think I will though.

Dudess

The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian!

Agamemnon wrote: »

All I'll say is that she was a nurse.

Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

Oh wait... my mum's a nurse...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dudess wrote: »

The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian!

Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

Oh wait... my mum's a nurse...

Fvck all else to do down there. Every time I meet a Corkonian for the first time, I get regailed with stories of the birds/guys he/she has shagged.

Mr.Plough

Friday & Sunday pretty heavy. Stayed in saturday. Had only a few Monday for the cure then fell asleep at 8pm and woke up today at 12

Agamemnon

Dudess wrote: »

The most debauched stories seem to be coming from Cork. All I can say is... I'm proud to be a Corkonian!

Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

Oh wait... my mum's a nurse...

Yore ma sends her regards. Any chance of a tag team?

You walked into that one.

Heisenberg.

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df1985

im another one in bits.friday was a very messy one.saturday the same.sunday the messiest! got to bed a 10 o clock monday morning.somehow went out last night too which was the worse decision of my life.

Kold

Eating Activia in a desperate attempt to repair my digestive system...

Kold

Dudess wrote: »

Heh, apparently if you score a nurse you've hit the jackpot!

I believe it was her who hit his jackpot...

watna

thelordofcheese wrote: »

:eek:
he had a finger up his bum!

I believe it is called a "cheeky finger". The BGRH boys were discussing it at lenght for a while a few weeks ago. It was very, em, enlightening!