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New Torres Book

  • 06-03-2008 12:57PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,285 ✭✭✭✭


    Here is an extract from Fernando Torres upcoming autobiography.


    "Flying into Manchester airport for the signing was one of the most exciting days of my career. The limo transferring me took a while longer to reach the ground than I expected but once there I was greeted by a sea of red. The chanting and atmosphere were brilliant and it all passed by in a blur.

    Once inside the ground I was greeted by the manager, the first time we had met face to face. He was a lot heavier than I expected but spoke to me in good Spanish which made me feel most welcome. We went straight into a conference room for the official signing.

    After I had put pen to paper the manager turned to me and said "Welcome to the biggest club in the World".

    I said thank you and asked "When will I meet Wayne and Cristiano"?

    There followed about ten minutes of confusion from which it transpired that there are two clubs in the North West of England known as the "Reds" and my idiot agent had got them mixed up.

    However I had signed so had to get on with it. Benitez was known as the "Gaffer". I asked Stevie G (the only other player at the club who could control the ball) why this was.

    He explained that in English "gaffe" is an embarrassing mistake. Apparently even the owners called Rafa "gaffer".

    All I can do now is play really well and hope that Real, Barca or possibly Barnsley come and save me from my nightmare.

    Some days after training I drive from Liverpool to Manchester and sit outside Old Trafford and dream of what might have been. I can sit there for hours.

    Then Stevie will nudge me and say "Come on Nando, we have to go back".

    We drive silently back to the gaffer.


    Taken from "How did I get here?" by Fernando Torres.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Ghosted by which Liverpool fc approved hack I wonder? ;)

    Its a bit early and its not even Christmas.

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭gracehopper


    Very good :)


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Ha Ha Ha. Hi-larious, really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    LOL Quality :)


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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LOL nice to see something to lighten the mood in here today!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Lmao.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,097 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    hehe. I found it pretty funny. The line about Stevie saying 'we have to go back' is hilarious.

    Didnt Man Utd try to sign Torres and he turned them down ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I don't think it got that far, Atletico said no a few seasons back I think.

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Tusky wrote: »
    hehe. I found it pretty funny. The line about Stevie saying 'we have to go back' is hilarious.

    Didnt Man Utd try to sign Torres and he turned them down ?

    Yes he did.This guy is going to be the best striker on the planet and to think we could have ened up with tevez:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Brilliant. Soccer forum needs more of this. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,427 ✭✭✭Roar


    Dubit10 wrote: »
    Yes he did.This guy is going to be the best striker on the planet and to think we could have ened up with tevez:D

    i'm sure United fans are quite happy to have Tevez and be in a battle for the league title, instead of having torres and being in a battle for fourth..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Nunu


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Brilliant. Soccer forum needs more of this. :D

    How about funny football related pics? This one always cracks me up:D

    image_fmbg_0_88.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Nunu wrote: »
    How about funny football related pics? This one always cracks me up:D

    image_fmbg_0_88.jpg
    Quality :D


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dubit10 wrote: »
    Yes he did.This guy is going to be the best striker on the planet and to think we could have ened up with tevez:D


    Torres has only scored 6 more than Tevez in all competitions that matter (ie not carling Cup) with roughly equal games played and Tevez has been playing behind the striker. Meaning as of 2 games ago they were even.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,097 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Dubit10 wrote: »
    Yes he did.This guy is going to be the best striker on the planet and to think we could have ened up with tevez:D

    :rolleyes:

    Tevez is a great little player. I'd much rather have Torres but that doesnt change the fact that I would love to have Tevez aswell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    Honestly, why do u even bother posting here? U add nothing to the boards with this kind of rubbish. We have enough people tryin to stir it in here with every post they make as it is without another one.And worse still, all of the posts Ive read by u in the last few days have been of this biased red blinker vain. No wonder the board has been spoiled recently with the stupid Pool - United rows. Give it a rest will ya.


    Torres has only scored 6 more than Tevez in all competitions that matter (ie not carling Cup) with roughly equal games played and Tevez has been playing behind the striker. Get some perspective and stop posting rubbish. This forum gets ruined enough with stupid "united vs Liverpool" rows without people trying to add to it.


    Needless.


    jesus Neil, will ya chill out, he didnt even say anything bad about the mancs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    Seriously the thread about the US fans and their scarfs was far more hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Honestly, why do u even bother posting here? U add nothing to the boards with this kind of rubbish. We have enough people tryin to stir it in here with every post they make as it is without another one.And worse still, all of the posts Ive read by u in the last few days have been of this biased red blinker vain. No wonder the board has been spoiled recently with the stupid Pool - United rows. Give it a rest will ya.


    Torres has only scored 6 more than Tevez in all competitions that matter (ie not carling Cup) with roughly equal games played and Tevez has been playing behind the striker. Get some perspective and stop posting rubbish. This forum gets ruined enough with stupid "united vs Liverpool" rows without people trying to add to it.


    Needless.

    No


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    Lads, cut out the crap, seriously.
    Anymore **** will result in a ban.

    ---

    Funny stuff :) That bit with Gerrard at the end is priceless


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Honestly, why do u even bother posting here? U add nothing to the boards with this kind of rubbish. We have enough people tryin to stir it in here with every post they make as it is without another one.And worse still, all of the posts Ive read by u in the last few days have been of this biased red blinker vain. No wonder the board has been spoiled recently with the stupid Pool - United rows. Give it a rest will ya.


    Torres has only scored 6 more than Tevez in all competitions that matter (ie not carling Cup) with roughly equal games played and Tevez has been playing behind the striker. Get some perspective and stop posting rubbish. This forum gets ruined enough with stupid "united vs Liverpool" rows without people trying to add to it.


    Needless.

    This is for you my friend:D


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apologies for the rant lads,

    Wont happen again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Better not.

    Funny stuff mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Sorry about that.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭lpool2k05


    Very Very Funny!!Half way through i was thinking!!I have to get that book :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    We should make this the dedicated football humour thread. Its one of the main things the soccer forum is missing. This place takes itself too seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭kaisersose77


    Dubit10 wrote: »
    Yes he did.This guy is going to be the best striker on the planet and to think we could have ened up with tevez:D

    Dubtit10 is like Mr.Alans apprentice, I dont know where he came out of, but most of his posts I've seen over the last few weeks seem to be swipes at Utd. So it wont be the last time you see a post like that from him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Dubtit10 is like Mr.Alans apprentice, I dont know where he came out of, but most of his posts I've seen over the last few weeks seem to be swipes at Utd. So it wont be the last time you see a post like that from him.

    I like everybody else on here have a point of view that i like to express.I dont go crying like a little baby when a man utd fan may express there view about liverpool.It's a forum and you are entitled to your opinion which i respect.If you cant respect my point of view thats your problem.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,321 ✭✭✭gucci


    Original Post is very good, im just so happy liverpool have a striker that Man U are making a joke of because hes excellent for a change :D:D
    Nunu wrote: »
    How about funny football related pics? This one always cracks me up:D

    image_fmbg_0_88.jpg

    Thats a great picture, he must have had beanz on toast before the game!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    a few pics to lighten up the mood again

    funny_soccer.jpg

    funny%20soccer%201.jpg


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